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I don't need anything else. I just need a fucking girlfriend.
>>24109051
Keep telling yourself that.
What do you even rxpect a relationship to be like?
Wow this is a really great meme
Good job OP
quality post
You're wrong. Even if by some twist of fate you managed to get a girl to like you despite your faggoty and angsty nature, you still wouldn't be able to keep her around for long unless you get a job, a place of your own and a social circle.
Are you being yourself /r9k/ ?
>>24109031
>being yourself
what a fucking normie question mate
>>24109031
I'm not sure
Funny thing is, every lonely sperg will meme on this quote, see >>24109040 already losing his shit
you cunts need to realize none of you are being yourself, otherwise you wouldnt be depressed sacks of shit on constant suicide watch
instead niggas wallow in fear and self pity on this awful hugbox
Who else /nofap/ here?
8 days here, 22 left to go
We are already 1/4 through this.
Stay strongs senpai
If I don't fap I ejaculate in sleep.
Haven't fapped for 5 months desu
>>24109059
Yeah it happens senpai
I know you're reading this shit marco, stop being a faggot and pay me back my $400
Jessi of you're reading this you have 24 hours to pay me or I'm sending someone over to even shit up
>>24108976
eat my dick fuccboi my name aint marco and i dont 0we u shit
Hey zac want to have a movie night with the lads this weekend? I know you're here I heard you using /r9k/memes on steam chat, you autistic faggot
![[HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_12.33_[2015.11.08_14.03.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZURwRxd.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 05 [720p].mkv snapshot 12.33 [2015.11.08 14.03.55]")
[x] Touch the NEET
[ ] Feed the NEET
[ ] Wash the NEET
[ ] Give the NEET to noun
[ ] Get the NEET a dragon dildo for Christmas
>>24108939
Please feed and wash me. I am a NEET boy. In exchange I will dominate you or allow you to dominate me sexually.
Simply incredible. How DOES he DO it?
>>24108939
I'm considering feeding myself in a few hours, probably going to wash myself today as well.
>tfw you stuck your hand in the fire to feel something
who /losingit/ here?
I think I am. I really want to go crawl until my knees bleed, I want to scrape them so bad just to know what it feels like.
just start lifting man that's what your body needs
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07pLGIgyfjw
I have a master plan to see if there are any big guys on robot. Please banepost or it would be extremely painful. First one to post gets to stay on my tread.
only big guys allowed
>>24108839
le reddit forced meme big guy :3 (catface)
>>24108971
Can we get this hothead out of here?
>not enough money to buy drugs
>hate the taste of alcohol
There's no escape from this hole... except the non-temporary one.
>>24108624
>>hate the taste of alcohol
u cray?
>>24108671
OP is right
alcohol is disgusting
>>24108671
>hating the taste of a poison disguised as a drink
It's a survival skill 2bhonest
What you listening to today, friends?
Pic related, finally giving this a full listen
kevin sheerwood and Elena Seigman. <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44JjbPBoNRQ
>mfw not even this makes me feel anything anymore
>tfw suicide soon
Feels good bro's, getting it all ready and planning out everything, gonna have a nice, soothing shower, then I'm gonna put on a nice, comfortable bath robe, then I'm gonna pour myself a nice glass of whiskey, put on some pink floyd, sit down, load my shotgun and sleep eternal
>>24108552
if dubs you must live
Livestream or fuck off.
>relatively new to this board but total loser
>going through the funny threads and then seeing this one
morbid as fuck
I hope you're not too young op
hi /r9k/
who here receives SSI? I'm wondering what am I supposed to do when my parents die, sad but true
$700 a month won't support me
so move in eastern europe
you could easily sustain youself here with 300 a month
>>24108500
no I like America I can't even leave the house how am I supposed to move
I don't want to move I like it here
bump
aren't you guys neet
surely someone gets SSI
I'm dead broke, how do I make jenkem?
>>24108478
sell your kidney
>>24108478
I'd say the best way is to cut a plastic bottle in half (so you don't have to try shitting through the tiny bottle top) and then shit inside of it and add some piss.
Make the piss more than deep enough to submerge the turd.
Put the top half of the bottle back on and tape it together, try to make it air tight.
Take the bottle cap off and put a balloon over the top of the bottle.
You're meant to leave the thing in the sun to ferment for a week but if the weather is bad you might want to leave it for longer. You should know when it's ready because the balloon inflates.
>>24108478
Just sniff some paint thinner or some glue
Its a lot better desu senpai
Too much normies in /r9k/ nowadays :
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!
GEEEET OOOUUUTTT OF THIS BOAAARD !!!
>>24108392
post it again anon.
>>24108392
hahaha
good thread
lol wow
saged
>>24108453
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
( by the way : "You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (6.25% content)." What is that degenerate rule ? Can't post REEEEE if I want ?! )
she said yes!
I'm so sorry, friend.
>freckles
cute, keep it up anon
>>24108365
To what, seconds?
>less than 5'11
>no job
>autistic
>weak facial bone structure
>autism
>acne
>masturbate more than once a day
>dick smaller than 6 inches
>watches cartoons
>watches creep porn
>pedophile
>manchild
>feelings of entitlement
>fat
>skeleton
>lack of personal hygiene
>bad teeth
>balding
>excessive wrinkles
>anti-theist atheist
>thinks muslims are peaceful
>social anxiety
>wears the same hoodie ever day
>wears the same jeans everyday
>wears the same pair of shoes for more than one year
>naruto runs through campus
>wears running shoes with jeans
>doesn't eat vegetables
>doesn't own a face wash
>doesn't own a moisturizer
>doesn't drive/own a car
>uses reddit
>posts on /r9k/
>doesn't drink alchohol
>doesn't drink diet soda
>mongloid eyes
>indian
>muslim
>uses memes in real life conversations
>subscribed to Pewdiepie
>plays mine craft
>brony
>furry
>foot fetish
So red flag <=> not being a Chad
Good to know. At least now we can all stop trying. Let's see how far the roasties get with just Chads working.
>>24108326
roastie thread?
roastie thread.
>>24108326
>>posts on /r9k/
This is the only one I'm guildy of... I'm not gonna make it am I
