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>I'm Fat and I Have Sex with Hot Strangers
>I am fat -- not curvy, fat. I have a fat stomach and I jiggle when I walk. I am most likely going to be the fattest person in the room at all times and I gladly accept that role. I adore my body and I don't hate myself. I love all of my imperfections and dimples. I never want to be skinny.
>Society tells me that this is a radical notion. It's not. There are more girls like me out there. We just aren't given space to be visible. I feel like I was put on this earth to be colorful and take up space and I am not ashamed.
http://www.xojane.com/issues/im-fat-and-i-have-sex-with-hot-strangers
Enjoy.
Good for her.
It's funny how someone like that can be super happy and have a fulfilling life but an average guy like me wants to set myself on fire so no one ever has to see what I was ever again.
Why is life so hard to understand?
>>24116437
I never want to hear a "fembot" talk about how they can be like us ever again.
Why do modern young men like shemales so much? is it because shemales construct their whole identity around being fucked in the ass so it's the easiest sex a man can get?
>>24116431
Straight Men are actually biologically attracted to erect dicks but not the naked male body this is why shemales are popular.
>>24116431
>>24117904
How do either of those theories make sense?
Soure on modern men love shemales and are attracted to erect dicks, not male bodies.
>>24117952
>straight Men are actually biologically attracted to erect dicks
What?
Does anyone else feel like they're mentally deteriorating?
I few years ago I was reasonably smart. Not exactly a genius, but I learned new things quickly and had no trouble with uni.
Now, though
>struggle to learn anything, have to slowly go over it again and again before I have any grasp of it
>short-term memory is shit, I have to write something down or I will literally forget it in seconds
>can't focus or concentrate, get distracted very easily
>made stupid mistakes all the time, when I had a job
>constant feeling of brain fog
>get annoyed far more easily than I used to
>social skills have got worse, can barely talk to strangers now because I have no idea what to say
>don't think I'd be able to actually do any of the entry-level jobs I look for, because they seem like so much to remember/learn (e.g. wouldn't want to have to answer calls from customers because I'd probably lose focus halfway through, and also not know how to deal with their request anyway)
>wanted to get qualified as an accountant, but that doesn't seem realistic if I take ages to learn and forget things all the time
Anyone else like this? I've heard of the brain being like a muscle, in that it gets better with use, but this started halfway through uni, so I don't know how that would be the case
>>24116409
I feel you my nigga.
>>24116409
I know that feel. My memory is especially bad. A few weeks ago some guy recognized me and started talking to me. Now I know that I definitely know him, but can't remember where from. I've been thinking hard about it since then and still nothing.
I used to be able to tell you my top 50 movies, animes and music from the top of my head, now I struggle with 10.
I know I should start training again but it feels so pointless since I don't have a future anyway.
>>24116409
Just remembered that I also slur my speech. The other day several people separately asked me to repeat what I'd said. I'm going to have to actually pay attention to the way I'm speaking now.
itt: cuties you would die for
>>24116306
Is that Christian Stewart?
Maih waif
Well, I wouldn't die for her, but she's cute and I felt like contributing.
>normie tip #528 be your self means be authentic
>normie tip #529 be authentic means not being a fake with alterior motive
>>24116279
>normie tip #530 just do it
>>24116301
Means to challenge yourself and taking risks for something gratifying
>>24116279
>normie tip #530 shame others into honoring rules #528 and #529 while ignoring it yourself
>normie tip #531 be a hypocrite
>anon, what are you looking at?
>>24116167
your legs
Your chubby cellulite thighs.
>>24116167
"You have nice legs, should wear a skirt more often."
Ask a normie anything
timestamp cutie
>>24116121
Are you a normie?
>>24116121
pepe eyes
I got a gf.
How do I break up with her?
iktf, why did you ask her out OP ?
>>24116106
What did he mean by thatt lads?
Better question, why do you feel the need to do so?
Can we get a feels music thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtRg1OAipjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29wQqlWB-74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsgBy3MOtEw
sure. i was just listening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6iZhjdKMkY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op0uloAV0wY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSQbyNWmp-w
>inb4 judgemental faggots
>>24116191
>shounen anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io-Rn_ebQ9U
Literally perfect.
I hate how you all say us girls are the same when there are ones like me out there.I pretty much only have guy friends. Girls cause to much drama. Im a tomboy pretty much.
>>24115972
So, let's get to the pertinent info.
Take how many of their dicks you have sucked divided by how many guy friends you have. Your slut ratio is all a woman has in this world, and you better hope it's low.
>>24115972
good 4 you
>friend group has 50:50 spread m:f
>token couple is avg grill and a manlet
>she goes full schizo and get's baker acted, gone forever
>ffw a year
>manlet and random grill from group hook up drunk
>she did it for fuck
>he did it for attachment
>she tells him she's not into him, just casual smex
>he right spergs out
>tfw his bitterness slowly breaks up the group of 8 years
[spoiler moral - everyone fucking sucks regardless of their crotch formation[/spoiler]
rather have a daughter or a son?
I'd rather have a son. We need men and I'm certain I could raise a decent one.
Daughter because they're guaranteed a decent life no matter how badly you fuck up at raising them, and her existence means one leas man will die alone. There's already a surplus of young males in North America.
>>24115950
I'd rather have a boy.
>tfw no /mu/ gf
NOIDED
I'VE SEEEEEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbULM0bTPs8
Is it acceptable for a 20 year old to date a 17 year old?
>>24115866
As far as I'm concerned, yes.
>>24115866
depends how she/you look. I was in a relationship with a 17 year old at 23 and no one really cared because I look young and she had kind of a mature look to her. If you are some 6' bearded fat dude and she's a petite little girl then yeah people are going to give you some shit.
>Is it acceptable to date a fully developed woman?
What you'd consider a cold hearted man who thinks of nothing but himself and his piles of money is me.
I'm granting you the privilege of having a Q&A with me, don't waste this opportunity.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
I'm listening to Swan Lake right now and I'm rather enjoying it.
Only problem is, I don't have a lot of money.
Do you think I'd appreciate it even more if I was mega rich?
>>24115800
Can I suck your cock?
Role-Reversal and Gentle Femdom General - CFNM Edition
Previous thread: >>24077224
ITT:
>related hentai
>greentext
>monster girls
>general lewdness
>dojinshi recommendations
>anime/manga recommendations
>preferably recommendations that are on-topic
>cuteposting
>vocaroos
>friendly discussion
>What is Role Reversal?
http://rolereversalreader.tumblr.com/post/108492906077/finished-the-faq-for-relationship-role-reversal
New Map:
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1618907
Old Role Reversal Map:
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1239585
FetLife Group
https://fetlife.com/groups/121948
irc channel: irc.irchighway.net , #gfd
/rr/ and /gfd/ megapastebins:
http://pastebin.com/7NfGfusP
http://pastebin.com/evbfjazh
http://pastebin.com/iQetqpH7
>tfw feeling good today
Coming back to my college city after 2 months of being shut in is great.
>>24115796
Fucking faggots should burn in hell
/rr/ anons: Could you see yourself being dominant in the bedroom if you're "the girl" in all other areas of the relationship? Like she comes home after a long, bad day in the office and just wants to let go for a few hours?
![[contemplative feeling music].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ez55KH1.jpg "[contemplative feeling music]")
