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>call mom
>she tells me about our plans for christmas
>Find out sister I hate is coming
>find out shes bringing her nigger bf from south Africa
>Mom says "we have to act real adultlike around him because he's very educated
>>24124457
>nigger
>educated
Pick both :^)jklol
>>24124457
>>24124488
He's from Africa you butt-monkeys. He's probably a lot smarter than you fags.
>>24124516
Theres a lot of dumb people from africa retard
Hey Robots, do you have a Waifu? Please tell me about her. Why do you love her? And how does it feel to love someone?
I haven't found my Waifu yet I only have a couple of girls I really like like Umaru but it's not love I think. pls no bully.
BJORK BJORK
3d > 2d
cause she's jesus man, she's beautiful, and really talented, and beautiful, and makes great music, and beautiful
My waifu is Yukari Takeba.
I admire her loyalty, perseverance, dedication, and her fortitude.
Our relationship is very fulfilling! We love each other very much.
>>24124678
>beautiful
>talented
>great music
She's a mongoloid whore who looks 60. Her 'music' is shit and her fans are faggots.
Anyone else here /habbohotel/ around 2007/08/09?
Damn, i miss those times desu
feels bad man
>>24124380
I played in 2005 when I was 8.
I told everyone I was 14 to sound like a big kid. Good memories t b h.
>>24124380
>mfw scamming people for coins and furni
>>24124459
I have ~600 coins from scamming 12 year olds on that game.
>mfw they actually believed that I'd paint their room after they paid me
I know what pepe is? Bit like what is it. I need more info?
It's rage faces. It's a green frog, but do you remember that overused trollface.jpg meme from reddit? The green frog is the 4chan rage face, like that. Go to /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu for more information.
It's from a comic called "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" from the 90s. I'll see if I can dig up a copy.
Also we trade the rare ones.
quelqu'un ?
also, questions ?
>>24124196
Moi je suis la. Mais il faudrait que j'aille me coucher parce que j'ai cours a 8h demain.
also:
>non-ASCII text is not allowed
fuck you robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOi0A5AZbdQ
if you knew french you'd like him
>>24124394
t'es en quoi ?
je fais nuit blanche perso, dans tous les cas je suis baise
mais merde il se passe quoi avec le bot, c'est les accents ?
So /r9k/, it's 2015.
Why haven't you married a single mother?
Used goods.
Because bringing a single mother into your life is worse than nothing.
>>24124140
Because its more fun to laugh at them :^)
I'll be 19 next month, been on 4cha since I was 12ish.
/r9k/ thought is basically how I think. I never express my opinions really, but the depressive realism and negativity has become my entire outlook.
>>24124131
It basically enforced the fact that everything I thought before coming here was 100% accurate.
Do 12 year olds really browse 4chan?
>>24124197
Have you seen the post quality of this board lately..?
>he's online
>he hasn't messaged me yet
>>24124023
I'll message you bb. :^)
>he goes on away or busy
>don't message because don't want to annoy him
>he signs off
>>24124023
You have REALLY bad hair
oi rowboats. i have a chance to get an arranged marriage cos i am an aznfag. i've been thinking about this, but fuck me, this is a hard decision.
i haven't gotten a look at the grill but she's from thailand (born and raised there btw) and so i've been told she's pretty. she'll be here in cali next week. she's the same age as me, 22. her family is pretty wealthy too, probably one of the reasons why modder wants me to marry her. mom tells me she can speak english, which i doubt we can have a regular conversation, i sort of have lost the ability to speak in my native tongue. my family comes from laos, and i was obviously born in burgerland. she also has been asking for my fb although my fb is shit. no photos of me heh and like 9 friends who all happen to be my cousins.
here are the pros and cons of this deal
pros: possibly a high percentage she's a virgin like meself
cook, clean, typical housewife shite
sexy thai / lao accent (i think will get hard when she speaks) she can speak both thai and lao btw
cons:no more pr0nz
less free time for me
bad conversation. although i am introverted
most likely will have to move to california. her aunt lives there
feel free to chime in if you have had an arranged marriage guise.
tl;dr arranged marriage. what do?
>>24124010
Go for it.
If you don't you'll always wonder.
sounds like you don't have much of a choice anyways.
>>24124010
I say go for it. It sounds nice to be able to marry a rich Thai ladyboy that easily.
>>24124075
well actually i do have the choice but my mom really wants me to marry her
Does anyone feel an overpowering sense of disgust when you see a retarded person?
I hate having to see them. I wish they would just go away. Anyone else?
>>24123924
by retarded person you mean women right?
in which case, yes, I feel you senpai.
>>24123924
See yourself in them a bit too much do you?
>>24123924
I remember walking past downies in the hall at school. Whenever I would see them I would feel compelled to push the air out of my mouth because the thought of having the air that they breathed in my mouth was disgusting.
>I wish they would just go away.
I wish they'd been aborted. What kind of selfish asshole parents would dump this steaming turd on society?
What does touching a girl's butt feel like?
its not that great
>>24123913
From my experience, it's like slapping a bowl of jello.
salty bags of coin
>Women
>Banter
Pick one and only one.
Pic related: bitch was too autistic to handle the bantz.
>randomly hit up some girl on facebook and talk about fucking her in front of her bf
>she's the autistic one for getting mad
yeah ok anon.
>>24123920
>implying the bf wasn't in the room with me
>implying not understanding how dominance factors into social interactions is autism
She's clearly the autistic one as I both alpha and clearly "bantering"
>>24123920
bull prepper detected
In peaceful opposition to No-Fap November, let's have Maximum-Fap Life.
I imagine many are doing this already, without a title.
Talk about your fapping goals or fantasies and encourage others to fap as much as they want without any shame.
Request particular material to fap to or maybe some new ideas in case your old favorites have gotten stale.
Cheer each other on and enjoy each other's company.
Welcome to Max-Fap November (and beyond).
(If you'd like to continue
Post goals, fetishes, etc.
>>24123837
*(*If you'd like to continue No-Fap November, go ahead. This is for people taking the opposite route)
>>24123837
I'm trying to collect musclechub black guys. The thought of being manhandled by them makes me cum the hardest.
It's surprisingly difficult to find
>>24123837
I want this in my mouth
>Wow, look who decided to finally come out of his cave! We ate all the chicken, but there's still plenty of fries and salad left!
>>24123795
I really fucking hate you
>>24123795
Too bad there aren't any vegetable- oh wait....
What is the point of this thread
Do you guys see the need for friends? Be honest.
>>24123788
You don't "need" friends, but you do need social interaction.
Nope, I'm perfectly fine all by myself. I drifted apart from all my old friends by the time I got to high school. I came to terms that I'm a loner and I shouldn't let other opinions of me decide whether I should be happy.
>>24123788
Of course.
Having a true friend is a game-changer.
