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>you write her a love letter
>with him, her pussy's never felt better
>agonizing before a new week
>while his cock makes her meek
>You pray she'll look your way
>She doesn't even give you the time of day
>With you she has innocent fun
>Chad bastes her tits in cum
What are some comfy less stress jobs/careers I can do?
>>24122624
Bump, I'm interested as well
>>24122624
security guard, especially at night.
>>24122624
System/network administration involves almost no work when things are going smoothly. Like you can just sit and browse 4chan every work day and still get paid.
This is the true face of transsexual beauty.
>>24122613
But how's their ass and leg game, amigo?
>>24122613
>You cut that out right now or you'll be going home in an ambulance.
where does the word "hon" come from?
why does it matter if people can't pass? there are already ugly men and women
Trying this whole no fap november thing but I'm starting to feel like my prostate is swelling.
Any advice?
>>24122590
Yeah.
Don't fap.
>>24122590
>I'm starting to feel like my prostate is swelling
This is me everyday.
I can't do nofap (it's stupid and I wouldn't want to do it anyways) or I would end up in the hospital from poisoned semen or something from letting it pool up for too long.
Don't even get me started on the nights when I can't sleep because I can feel the baseball sized cum filled sack pounding near my crotch area, it hurts really damn bad.
>>24122687
Gee thanks
>you didnt go to prom with a qts like pic related.
>>24122516
>qts like pic related.
more like fat, spoiled whores
i went alone :/
>>24122516
From right to left: 2nd>1st>3rd=4th
Come at me niggas.
As the ancient Hawaiians used to say,
IT'S TIME FOR A DICKING
Don't thank me, thank justice fruit pies!
>>24122733
What ?whatblox
what can eggman do to be more handsome?
>implying he isn't already chad material
gene replacement therapyif he lives long enough to and can afford it when it becomes available
>>24122478
>2092x3719
Why don't we have a proper term for 'attention whoring' it happens all the time
>>24122411
we do its called attention whoring.
>>24122411
we do it's called bloodletting
OP made me giggle. How can you be so dense?
what is /r9k/ opinion on M.G.T.O.W ideology?
>>24122291
Genetically inferior men who avoid reproducing by antagonizing women.
>>24122370
So it's a good thing then:)
>>24122291
Better than PuA and "redpill" shit.
But still, it might only work on an individual level.
But when women are set loose, they only crave to be in the harem of the top 20% of Chads anyway.
So, 80% of betas "going their own way" won't hurt women.
So, MGTOW is okay but at least two flaws usually:
1. Thinking that women care when betas go their own way.
2. Pretending that they have an option and chose to go their own way, instead of accepting the fact that they HAVE to go their own way without women, because women don't want to have anything to do with them in the first place.
You have won a contest and the prize is that you get to have sex once with Poison. The only stipulation is you must choose from the start: either she puts her dick in your ass or you put your dick in hers.
What will it be?
>>24122261
is this person poison
>>24122261
so the conundrum is that i cant choose both, only one or the other
>>24122353
>not knowing poison
yes thats poison
>>24122380
yes only one of you gets penetrated
Let's get a 'face of a broken man' thread going
WHAT KINDA FAMILY U WANT SENPAI
God damn filter doesn;t let you just post a pic fuck this shit god fuck shit
>ftw there are so many people who are born broken
I nofap just so my dreams become erotic. That's the only way I can get any action.
I know the feel bro. Sad times we live in.
I didn't nofap for one day and had a dream of a girl stabbing me in the chest. So there's that..
I don't dream because I smoke weed every night.
>be me
>be NEET
>have everything I want in my room
>hungry one night
>mummy is running late
>plenty of food in the fridge but I refuse to cook my own
>mummy finally makes it home
>starts to cook dinner
>calls me down to the table
>emerge from my room wearing the same clothes I've been wearing for a week
>waddle down stairs to the dining room
>sit down
>what the fuck is this mummy?
>"it's vegetables and rice anon, I didn't have time to make anything else"
>there is no meat mummy. WHERE IS THE MEAT?!
>"anon please don't, I've had a long day"
>I wanted meat mummy. I wanted tendies mummy.
>"anon, please just eat your food. we can get tendies tomorrow"
>she doesn't seem to understand
>smash my plate with my hands sending food everywhere
>start screaming I WANT TENDIES I WANT TENDIES
>mummy starts to get upset
>eyes watering
>I WANT TENDIES I WANT TENDIES
>mummy crying now
>"anon, why do you do this WHY!? you're a grown man!"
>I WANT TENDIES I WANT TENDIES
>mummy is very upset but still hasn't caved
>go to the kitchen and start throwing all the food out of the fridge
>smash milk cartons under my feet
>grab orange juice and threaten mummy with it
>"don't you dare anon, don't you dare!"
>inch forward at her aggressively
>she starts reaching for her keys
>sobs her way to the front door
>"anon, I don't understand why..why do you do this to me?"
>she leaves and i hear the car start
>mfw when I got my tendies
>mfw mummy will never get rid of her little boy
Moar pls great weiting
>>24122205
Put a gun barrel to your head and pull the trigger
>>24122205
I think you got lost on the way to >>>reddit
lets say you finally managed to get a girls number, what do you do next? i know you call her after a few days or after a week but what do you do then? invite her for dinner? take her to a bar? i have zero experience in this so maybe some of you guys can help me out
>>24122200
jus bee yourself ;)
Use your brain you tard.
>>24122230
i dont think thats a good idea
>"quit trying to be funny"
>>24122185
I feel you, OP.
What did you say and who said that to you?
being funny is actually my one redeemable aspect of my personality
>>24122185
>you killed the joke
