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Why haven't you gone bisexual yet, r9k?
Some objective benefits of joining the bi master race:
>The dating pool is twice as large
>You can seamlessly switch between "gay" and "straight," depending on which one is more convenient for you at the time
>Your love for others is a purer and more innocent one, as you are able to fall in love with the PERSON and not just their genitals
>There are a lot of great bisexual role models, like Prince Oberyn Martell from Game of Thrones
>You will get all the benefits of being a girl's "gay friend" while ALSO getting to have sex with her
What's particularly tragic is that so many robots out there are lonely. What if there were a way to decrease your chances of loneliness? Wouldn't that be wonderful?
Well there IS an answer: go bisexual and never look back. There are so many lonely boy and girl robots on this board to choose from... if only you would take the step.
I already am bisexual, master race reporting in.
>>24120822
I'm getting there anon. I'm not there yet, but in the near future if another guy came up to me and wanted to start a relationship, i'd probably accept it.
>>24120822
>tfw already bisexual without having to try
>tfw still a robot so no one wants me
>tfw have failed with all potential partners
Anyone else lives alone here? I moved into a small ass apartment myself, and I can feel the loneliness overhelming
>tfw lived with parents and counted the days till I move out
>tfw I now live alone and feel lonely
fuck this
Eh, at least you haven't reached the stage where your vocal cords begin to atrophy, tonality becomes gruff, and all proper social etiquette starts to decay.
>>24120708
Just wait until you go insane, you won't care about anything. That's actually how I lost my virginity and got a gf.
i don't matter
Reminder if you don't have one of the following mental illnesses and haven't been admitted to the psych ward you are a fucking normalfag and do not belong on [r9k]
>Severe schizophrenia
>Severe paranoid and other psychotic disorders
>Severe bipolar disorder
>Severe obsessive-compulsive disorder
been to the mental asylum 3 times. 1 private and 2 were the same state facility. THe private was cleaner, nicer, and had better food but was way more strict. All the patients were high functioning.
The state was the loudest, dirtiest, with school cafeteria style food, probably because it's all the same state food provided. But there were few rules, and the ones there no one cared about following. I had shoe laces, my belt, and anything i wanted. I could have killed myself easy. THey don't even check the bathrooms. Sucked being locked up with the real actual mental head cases though. Not just the ones who saw demons or talked to president nixon but the ones who were basically retarded and shouted all day.
I'm a NEET who hasn't left his house in 4 years. This is the only place I have that I can be open about being a loser. Normies out.
>>24120686
fuck off with your normie ''mental illnesses''
Only guys on the autistic spectrum or with avoidant personality disorder can be robots
>2005 was 10 years ago
What the fuck
>>24120593
>star wars battlefront 2 is 10 years old
>it's still better than east ar wars
thanks EA
wud duh fug are you telling me ids fuggen twendy fifdeen?
Kind of funny to think back to 2005 that the last person who had a crush on me was a 5th grader
Why are normies and Chads so terrible at giving advice? Shouldn't they be able to give the best advice since they managed to "make it"?
>>24120506
That's like asking a woman about advice on how to deal with women. Never works.
Try /adv/ a couple of times. But instead of giving me advice they only told me what I already knew: that I'm creepy, a loser and need to get my shit together etc.
>Man, I think that mother's children are adorable
>"Hi, I just wanted to say how cute your kids look"
>911
>cuff'd
>sex offenders list
this also goes with complementing any woman
Why would people who are able to naturally achieve everything you cannot actually be able to explain it in a manner you could actually use?
By literally "being themselves" they have achieved in life. They pointed themselves in various directions in life and everything fell into place accordingly. You can't offer advice about any of this to an abnormie.
I hope the "refugees" beat the shit out of our worthless German sluts.
>natural birth ratio is not 1:1
Germany must be really fucked up if it doesn't follow the rest of the world's natural birth ratio.
>>24120533
Feminism is directly responsible for the decline of white populations. I only hope other groups of people can watch us crash and burn and they don't get infected with feminazi sjw's that destroy their civilizations.
>>24120476
Well, I do notice a very small trickle of white feminists lately who talk about preserving white communities, but they can go fuck themselves. They don't get to destroy everything and stab us in the back and laugh at us and then have us running over to them and saving them just in time. It doesn't work like that. I will let my own race die out to get revenge on them.
Femanon status:
BTFO!
Don't girls like this usually ride even more dick that the "other" girls they're desperately trying to convince everyone they aren't like?
>>24120470
And what if they do? Nothing wrong with that.
>>24120542
>And what if they do? Nothing wrong with that.
muted
claim your waifu.
mine's on the left
>>24120351
dibs on this qt
>>24120351
>left
FAG. get out get out get out
>>24120408
you are a few months late
Is is true?
Are women trained to make guys feel good?
>>24120259
If that's true they are not trained very well.
Not at all. It's the opposite way round. Men are trained to be disposable providers and protectors of women.
>>24120259
maybe they are, but men are much more clearly trained to make women feel good
>shower women with compliments
>never hurt them physically
>never argue because you'll lose
>you are a worthless man if you cum before she does
I got to the "About me" section on my CV/Resume and this is what I got...
"I'm a 20 year old male who has no life, goals, achievements, ambitions, I'm also pretty depressed and suffer from anxiety and I doubt I would be a good asset to your company. I don't really try that hard unless I have a burst of motivation, and they come fairly rarely. I pretty much always feel down and even if I got a promotion I would look at the negatives. I don't want much responsibility, I'd rather just sit in the corner and not be spoken to. I 'm looking for a dead end job that has reliability. I will meet the standard of work as long as you meet my pay. I don't really want much out of this job. I just want something to distract me from this depressing abyss. I don't like much, I'm a pretty simple person. I feel like I deserve this job because if I don't get it I'll probably just spiral further and further down the rabbit hole.
So, when do I start?"
>>24120199
Maybe you should take a page out of the normie handbook and just lie instead of telling the truth.
>>24120199
just say the usual happy crap dude nobody cares about your sob stories people have their own problems
>>24120256
want to write my "about me" section out please?
would you robots care for some ice cream?
It doesn't taste like ice cream....
I know you need salt to make ice cream, but jesus, this is too salty.
>>24120142
is that gilatto?
Most of these "choose a waifu" threads feature a bunch of fucking Stacies.
Let's lower our standards and get a little weird.
Choose a freak waifu, /r9k/.
The Vipress, hands down.
>>24120101
bellevue venus
>dat stipend
hell yea senpai, living the good life
>>24120101
The Vipress sounds pretty good and badass desu.
Too bad women like these don't exist and they are all hypergamous submissive whores for 50 shades of Chad.
Why is dark souls 2 so shit but the sir alonne fight so good
duck souls 2 shit cus they dumbed it down for a larger audience
>iframes got fucked with so bad compared to duck souls 1
>>24120076
Its not really dumbed down at all, and it's no easier than the first one. Its arguably harder.
>>24120113
Says someone that started playing when the second one came out.
Why is the standard personality test MTBI when enneagram test is far superior? It doesn't just box you by four traits. http://www.eclecticenergies.com/enneagram/test.php
>>24119925
If you're going for utter bullshit, take the simplest one I'd guess
>>24119961
It's not like this isn't test simple. This one only has two more results than MTBI.
>caring about your personality
eat shit, special snowflake
Please make me feel better /r9k/
Pic related is my room
>>24119848
Cry.
If you can't, get yourself to cry. It's pretty easy. Just read some good greentexts/general sad stories, look at depressing pictures and listen to the right music.
You'll feel much better afterwards.
>>24119848
watch this and relive the memories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eusqf33568
>>24119883
I can't cry, the best I can do is flail like an autist and shout into a pillow
