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>new male coworker in a sea of roasties
>6'1
>in shape but not a buff meat heat, just tall and skinny fat
>doesn't appear to be a faggot
>looks to be under the age of 25
What would you want a girl to say to you?
Take me out for a drink.
That's all you have to say.
>>24122079
do you want to play video games sometime
>>24122119
pretty much this
if you find out you don't like me, then it was just a casual business relationship for bonding purposes.
>tfw your oneitis says he doesn't date black girls
and white boys think they can be robots smdh
>>24121950
No one likes black girls. Period.
>inb4 thirsty betas
>>24121950
Post yourself and I'll fuck you in the arse if you're pretty. I'll be your new oneitis.
Does anyone else get really hot and bothered about internet arguments? Like you have to win? What the fuck, I mean we're all anonymous anyways. Why do I care so much?
>>24121808
Not at all, but I am good at winning internet arguments and arguments in general. More so with internet arguments because I can just to the research then and there.
>>24121808
No.
That's for normies with normie boards with rating systems and thumb up votes and stuff, where they sometimes argue over a couple of days.
I usually don't reply more than one time when someone disagrees with me. Or maybe two times but that's it really.
Yeah, I get buttfrustrated when I lose but it's a learning experience. I will admit when I am wrong if my argument is properly refuted.
What bothers me more is when you are winning an argument and your opponent resorts to the infamous strawman tactic. That pisses me off. That's not to say I haven't done it myself tho.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN GET A GIRLFRIEND?
SERIOUSLY IF I DON'T HAVE ONE BY NEW YEAR
I WILL PHONE MY FUCKING PARENTS UP AND TELL THEM THEY WON'T BE GETTING ANY FUCKING GRANDCHILDREN FROM ME
I REFUSE TO WAIT TILL I AM 30+ AND OUT OF LONELINESS MARRY UP A USED UP SLUT THAT THAT HAS A LITTER OF BASTARDS.
jus be yourself ;)
>>24121748
Just be yourself,
It's easy.
>>24121748
Pepe sells flowers at your mothers funeral.
Or is it just me?
every day OP. I have an existential crisis on a regular basis.
>>24121615
Not the specifics of it, all I now is I'm this way because of my genetic background, my culture and the choices that were given to me.
>>24121686
You don't get it, that doesn't make you who you are...
Today I got an Asian massage (not a rub and tug, too prude) and when the chink bitch tried to coyly ask me for a tip after I was dressed and on my way to the door, all I did was grope her tit then left.
Now I have to go wash the baby oil off my back, that shit is legit bad for you and your skin. I TOLD MYSELF I WOULDN'T GO BACK TO THE HOBBYIST LIFESTYLE. FUCK!
Why is her vagina poking out?
>>24121562
it is a roasty, she has been pounded by chad cock so much her vagina is prolapsing
>tfw will never sumata against roast beef
>be me
>be quietly turned on by the BRAAAAAAP meme images.
>hot girls ass? What's not to like?
>tell my gf I want to start doing more stuff sexually when she's gassy
>she's really creeped out by it and it takes 2-3 weeks for her to come along to the idea
>she has to be kinda drunk too
>one night after a big plate of deunken noodels she drinks 3 glasses of wine and starts to fool around
>ohboyherewego.wmv
>she farts 20 minutes into it and my face was near her vagina
Robots, it was the worst shut I've ever experienced. I swallowed half of her fart and had to stop fooling around
She's really embarrassed and pissed at me now.
Fuck this meme
>>24121529
He actually did it. The absolute madman! HAHAHAHAHAHA
It was truly awful. It lingered in my mouth for what seemed like 30 mins
>>24121529
Ohohoho!
Good story. Thanks for sharing.
Would you date/fuck this?
Im that desperate
I can get over her looks, I'm not that shallow of a man. But I'm certain the smell would get to me.
I'd fuck her, but feel real dirty about it afterwards.
Then probably fuck her again.
Okay what the fuck.
>24m with gf 20f
>I have just graduated and now work full time in an office
>GF is in college
>I own my own place but GF has keys also
>I come home at 5pm like usual
>gf is there
>she makes me some tea
>I am really tired so tell her I am going to take a nap
>Go to bedroom
>Take off the duvet
>See this
What
you got cuccked famalam
she either masturbated for hours or cheated
>>24121456
She was masturbating. Why are you shocked?
Rate my hot young sister /b/
Wrong board, >>>/b/uddy boy
>>24121420
This is no /b/, sire! 6/10.
would kiss her butt cheeks as chad demolishes her pussy with his 9 inch cock
Today is my birthday. im 22.
will a femanon record "I'm a huge slut and I don't belong on this board." for me? It's all I want for my birthday.
That's actually really funny to me. If I get home and your thread is still up I'll do it in a silly voice.
>tfw too masculine voice
>>24121339
record via phone you whore
>>24121387
do it anyway
Would jumping from the 3rd floor balcony onto pavement kill somebody? I don't care if it hurts. I just want it to work.
>>24121225
Probably just break your legs, why not just shoot yourself in the head?
>>24121272
This and you'd be in excruciating pain
As soon as you felt the pain you would never want to kill yourself again.
Trust me find a higher building mate
>>24121225
Only if you dive head first.
>go outside
>nearly every female is wearing very revealing tight jeans or yoga pants
>can only manage to look the Amish, old hags, or kids in the eye respectfully
>end errands being sexually frustrated muttering whore-this whore-that under my breath
Tight jeans are the worst, it's subtle emasculation by appropriating male clothing on top of sheer sexploitation.
Enjoy your yeast infections, useless cunts.
>>24121156
This
Even grandmas and older women are wearing spandex now
BASED INDIA
>>24121156
Looks like Pajeet is finally taking care of the poo.
pick your chad
>>24121130
Pick them for what?
>>24121130
I'm gonna have to go with Chad Thundercock. He's a classic. Can't go wrong with that.
Tyrone, I want him to introduce me to some qt black girls
Today I had sex with a girl.
I'm almost 19 years old (birthday is on 1th december) and I lost my virginity.
I'm not posting this to create anger or animosity (I love you all, I'd never come here to brag). I'm merely posting this to document to you, who have been a family to me for the last five years, the events that took place.
While not getting in any detais, I'll give you the basics. She is a student from another state that has an 'open relationship' with the boy she met there. She thought I was cute, one thing led to another, we flirted a little bit in a restaurant a week ago. Today, she invited me to her apartment.
There it happened; I had sex. I was nervous as fuck during the whole process, which lasted about an hour. Then we kissed goodbye and I left.
I won't be getting in a relationship, but I might have sex with her again. I suppose I'm a normie now. Due to the enormous respect I have for this board and it's users, from now on I'll refrain from posting and just lurk. Other than this thread, I'll be a silent observer, merely comtemplating the magic that is in this board.
I'm not enterily sure why I made this thread. Peharps as a way to say 'thanks' for all the years of comfort and information. I'll anwser any questions you might have, also.
>>24121084
Nice one anon, you really did it
Now it's time to leave, you are not one of us anymore, go to Bigtown, this is where you belong now
>I'm not enterily sure why I made this thread.
To brag whether you can admit it or not.
>Peharps as a way to say 'thanks' for all the years of comfort and information
worst fucking thank you ever shithead
>19
>last five years here
I should leave forever.
>>24121143
>worst fucking thank you ever shithead
I'm sorry it wasn't up to your expectations.
