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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChBy005pcMU
>you will never be a trust fund babby

How does this make you feel?
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>>24114878
Webm - kek
Video - WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>24114878
I'm not from the USA

what's a trust fund babby?
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>>24114878
nice webm
10/10 would laugh at a normie again

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You guys are pathetic. Almost all of you are fat and disgusting losers. At least I'm a built loser.

Get off your asses and try to make yourself into something. It'll give you confidence.

>tfw brimming with confidence but am still a virgin

At least I have something.
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>butt is flat

you haven't got off your ass yet
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>you almost all are fat
Nice projection skinnyfat faggot
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Meh

Food for the robot

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>you will NEVER be this handsome
>you will NEVER make money just by existing and looking good
>you will NEVER make girls drool just by looking at them

Why live?
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>handsome
>included niggers and chinks

nice try tyrone/chang
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>you will NEVER make money just by existing and looking good

While I can't say much in regards to those other two things, I can say that I've done this one. I used to be a model.
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>>24114871
>implying you look better than any of them

>tfw my little sister is an awkward robot with depression who gets left out by other girls and not invited to things

Why the fuck does it hurt so much more when it happens to someone else???
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>female robot
>female introvert
>female outcast
Aw, sure OP.
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>>24114799
>my little sister
u know what to do baka anon (:
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>female robot

Nice b8. This one will reach 100 posts for sure, hope you're proud of yourself.

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ask someone who fucked up their hand at work anything
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>>24114779

Please type a long, multiparagraph post about how it happened using only your good hand
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do you wish you were NEET now?
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smooth move ex lax

ITT: We post the last thing we copied.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL38DnwPrSM
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>>24114706
http://www.familywatchdog.us/

>muted for this, are you fucking kidding me
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>>24114706
http://www.dailystormer.com
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>>24114706
Works Cited
1. http://dictionary.reference.com
2. US Foreign Policy Since 1945 Second Edition, Dobson and March
3. https://history.state.gov

Sorry for forcing this again. This board is literally the only place where I can post it.
I spent one whole autism making it so I'm giving it a second shot.

Who else /candrawalittle/ here? Or /cancreatestuff/?
It's the only thing left that gives me a sense of accomplishment.
And yet, whenever I like what I have drawn I tend to hate it the next day.
It fucking sucks.

PART 1.
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>>24114602

PART 2.

There, fixed some little things.
If you like it, save it.
I'm not going to post this again.
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>>24114617
>>24114602
pretty stupid desu senpai

ebin
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i liek good job senpai

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Let's hear 'em
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I just came to say, Drake is an Ashkenazi sleeper agent sent to emasculate the black community by infiltrating the main source of masculinity in the black community.
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Mommy mommy give me tendies,
If you don't I won't be friendly.
Doing this you have upset me,
This might just be your very end-y.
I want my tendies cook them now,
You fat and hairy fucking cow.
This offense to me I won't allow,
Get off your knees and fucking bow.
Finally now my tendies are done,
They're all for me, you get none.
Another battle I have won,
Against this monstrous 2-ton.
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>>24115105
I forgot pic

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So how's the job hunt going guys?
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>>24114284
>headline makes it sound like some kind of accident
>first sentence says it's a suicide

Why is the news so shit
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>mfw I'm 29
>mfw I'll get my phd in physics in the next month
>mfw I've sacrificed a lot of my social life for it
>mfw no gf
>mfw I'll probably die alone
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Thats going to be me soon.

There is no hope if you are not an alpha normie chad who can multitask and save the world at the same time

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Hey robots.
What are your experiences with bullying?
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People gave me shit for being slightly different colored when I was really young but I started kicking asses and ended up being way worse than they ever were
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>>24114273
Never got bullied, but no one wanted to be my friend and everyone just ignored me so I guess it's just as bad..
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>>24114273
>imagined we were living in nazi germany
>and i could report these people to hitler

my god this was actually a quite funny statement.

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What is holding you back from being a normie?
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a job
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>>24114247
you.

you are a titty
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A sexlife

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For me is girl I chatted for one month.
>I met her at the app call whisper(don't remmber exactly how)
>We talk little bit at the app and then move to whatsapp
>We talk more and send pics of each other(Although she send me shity quality pictures from shit angle so I it's harder to understand how she look, her best picture of her it's the profile picture but it's from year ago) overall she is 6/10
>she send me voice recording I her send her.(I likerd her voice)
>all that thing is last for 2 weeks and ended quick.
>I noticed she is replying short answers and don't Initiative conversations and that end like that.
all this heppen 2 months ago.

I now realise this is to closest thing I had to a gf.

>inb4 nice blog
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bump ( . )( . ) 090897
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>>24114245
My gf and my ex-gf
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Had two grills (one I went to school with and a co-worker) with whom I regularly chatted on whatsapp (nearly daily).
Ended up getting friendzoned both times.

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Who /dontwipe/ here? I haven't wiped my butt in months
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>>24114200
I REALLY want to sniff it
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>>24114200

Post pics of butthole right now
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>>24114200

And you wonder why >tfw no gf.

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What is r9k experiences with anti depressants?
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where is Spoony now? did she died?
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>>24114077
Hide all the knives in the house
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They will kill your dick. Don't take SSRIs.

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Who semi-NEET here? I do an easy job 15-20 hours a week. I get enough money out of it since I still live at home and have loads of time to shitpost as well. I just tell people I work 35 hours so I'm not shunned by society either. Working is actually pretty cool if you know you can go home in 3 - 4 hours.
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What will you do when your parents die and you gotta pay the bills for the house?
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>>24114066
The credit will be paid off by then. I will only have to pay a little bit for electricity/heating. Also, I can work more hours anytime should I need money
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Buuuruump

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