been working out for a while now, feeling a lot more confident
Keep it up anon, I believe in you.
>>24098535
Some superior genetics you have there OP, Stacy will start wetting her panties before you know it
your stomach is very weird and long, yet you have a skeleton like upper body. did you recently lose a lot of weight?
Well I did it /r9k/. I lost my virginity to a hooker.
>went on backpage and found an ad for a niggress qt
>told her I haven't had sex in a year and was pretty nervous.
>paid her 200 roses for an hour.
>she sucks my dick with a condom on for like 10 minutes, then we fuck
>she doesn't take a swig of mouthwash with me and doesn't let me kiss her.
>Doesn't say a word the...
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>>24098424
Sounds like an awful experience, relative.
>nigress qt
Nice b8, post her images from bp
>hooker
Congratulations on being more pathetic than just being a virgin.
Sup robots Im the faggot with the blacksmithing STEM die qt crush from a thread a few weeks back
I got some pics of her I was gonna dump
What would you do to her anon?
>>24098416
oh shit I remember that thread
fucking incredible OP
I don't remember jack shit. Thanks Alzheimers
>>24098446
Yeah would you look at that, OP delivering
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>>24098392
You have to trade Haunter on pokemon to get him to evolve into Gengar.
So, Robots, here goes. I'm the Robot that sometimes posts here about my ex. I met him here on /r9k/ last year. We started as friends, but we liked each other enough that we became (internet) boyfriends. We were together for some 6 months, and it was great. Sure, there were times I was depressed because I was a NEET and couldn't find a job, but overall, I loved being with him. He broke up with me in February. I don't really know why. He told me it was because of a comment I'd made earlier that day that had insulted him. All this time after, though, I remember...
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>>24098282
Fuck off slut.
You had someone that loved you
Something a true robot has never felt.
Fuck off and die normie
>>24098326
I never got to meet him in person. I was never able to hug him or hold on to him; I was never able to feel his warmth, or know his scent. And now it's all gone. I'll never ever be with him.
It hurts so much - honestly, it feels better not being loved at all. Because this - this is just being set up for a hard fall. I honestly want to die for want of him, I'm not even exaggerating.
>>24098412
You fucked up and now i lost all hope i fucking hate everything. I knew i should of killed myself a long time ago. Hope my ass
Anyone else here mischief?
>>Call 24 hour McDonalds
>>Ask if they're open
>blow my nose
>put the dirty tissue into my drink at a restaurant
>one or two pickles left in the jar
>throw it out anyway because i want a fresh jar
>Dutch oven
>Myself
I belive that niggas are not people, check mate.
Stop with this memery please. It makes holocaust revisionism look bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruD4I4f5LkQ
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>>24098217
>niggers aren't people
Ok.
As a black person...
Let's get one of these going
>>24098116
post a temple for that one pal
>>24098189
Here you go family
>>24098116
>Lula
Kill yourself
What are you robots listening too? :)
>>24098070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNPV0eTbIQk
Creep chill ver.
Please don't be mean to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2VaF0ZX65w
>inb4"poo in the loo!"
>tfw I'm white
>>24098117
Tight
>mfw I still like Naruto
>>24098050
But it's so made anon. It's to appeal to stupid teenagers it's a lot like 'days of our lives' it's that fake.
>>24098050
I do too, dont worry about it. Most of the shippuden stuff isnt that great though, fuck most of it
>>24098050
>berserk is now on a monthly schedule
>Not losing your virginity to a 30-50 year woman
>going for young vapid sluts instead
You're doing it wrong. All you literally have to do is go with with each other and make her feel young(attractive) again. They have hard ons for young virgin guys.
>>24097995
I don't think I can even get a boner from a woman older than 25.
If I could, definitely.
I lost mine to a lady in her 40s. Gone a lot older than that though.
This actually applies to me some.
>Can't get a gf my age
>But have a milf (20 years older than me) that wants to take care of me
>She has good body and sex is good
>But I want a younger girl
>Someone I can actually have a family with
>But this woman will be my mom and sex partner and i'm very lonely
What do I do about my hairline robot's? I'm only 21... It can't end like this.
When it gets to the point where it's plainly obvious that you're balding, just buzzcut it.
If you can pass it off as widow's peaks, keep rolling with it.
>>24097912
I always thought a receding hairline looked pretty cool if you slicked back your hair
>>24097912
the eggman is just fine with his huge forehead. You'll be fine too
so the BM/AF thing is real
>>24098378
>pic related loves blacks. Notice she also has black features.
how do you know?
Who gives a shit. I lived in chink central (San Diego) for two years and never once saw an attractive Asian girl
>>24098378
Does she have a black girl's butt?
>spend 1 hour making potato chips
>offer some to mom
>"go offer some to 'step-dad' "
>go out to garage
>put plate out for him
>he takes the bowl
>go back to room
Who here /beta/?
>Tfw no beta bf to bully and tease
So what is the issue here? He stole all your chips?
I'm not sure if beta or easygoing, probably both, but when people do shit I just laugh it off. Other people getting into fights and stuff really bothers me though, I start to tremble and feel sick. It comes from when my brother and dad used to fight each other but then would pretend it never happened when help really should have been involved
>tfw no duwende stomping, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, kabayo riding, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, aswang hunting, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
I wouldn't trust a flip as far as I can throw them, and as a Judo black belt I can throw them pretty far.
Been there, done that, never doing it again. Filo women are manipulative, conniving, scheming cunts. Don't do it, bro.
>>24097939
>>24097978
You family is right. They are nigger tiered people. They shady as fuck.