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>be at uni
>be kissless virgin beta
>drunk girl knocks on my door at 2AM thinking its chad's place
>she keeps asking where chad is
>tell her he doesn't live here
>she barges in screaming chad's name
>trips over a shoe on the ground and hits a wall
>cries
>offer to bring her back to her place
>she says yes
>bring her home
>she wants me to come inside
>mumbles something about not wanting to spend the night alone
>asks me to cuddle with her
>never touched a woman before
>nervous as fuck
>cuddle with her in her bed
>she asks why i am shaking
>"it-it is...uh...er...cold"
>"but your boner doesn't seem to mind"
>she lets me caress her body as she falls asleep
>wake up an hour later and go home because I am too autistic to explain to her in the morning what happened last night
best god damn night i ever dreams do come true /r9k/
I'd take that. 7/10 night.
>>24095714
>she wants me to come inside
Then she cries rape? It's best you didn't do anything too drastic.
So u didn't have sex with her? lol, kek
Do you prefer ass or tits?
boobs, preferably small ones
Dick senpai
>>24095702
>paedophile deteceted
>>24095665
Anyone who doesn't say ass is a low test faggot
Do any robots like going for night walks? Why or why not? What kind of areas do you like walking in?
>>24095642
I love running at night. I feel like I have so much more energy and the air smells cleaner.
Nope. There's nothing out there for me. I'd rather sit in my room and indulge in means of escapism.
>>24095642
Yeah I posted this yesterday >>24056647
Like going to places I used to be and so,etimes just random places
How much would you pay her to take your virginity?
Maybe 40 bucks?
-$50 by virtue of the fact her leg skin seems to getting sucked into her vagina.
>how to spot a coal burner: the women
What's stopping you from going out and making the world a more just place?
>>24095513
>No guns in this country
>Would probably fuck up and get a low score
>Still hoping for a positive outcome to my current predicament
>Would rather just die in peace
>>24095591
Humanity was just as brutal for 1000's of years before guns even existed
>>24095513
>just
World is OK. It's meand youwho is failure.
eggman appreciation threadwho comfy here edition
>>24095476
That's not eggman, he doesn't look that good.
>>24095476
d-did eggman get hot?
>>24095788
He's always qt when his hair is longer and messy like that
>White Male Suicide Skyrocketing
>male privilege exists, they said
it fucking infuriates me how the narrative in the western world is that males are the oppressors and females are the oppressed
in what kind of fantasy world do the oppressive class of people commit suicide 4 times more often than the "oppressed" class?
>>24095564
Feeling like you can abandon your responsibilities and just leave the world whenever it's convenient for you is white privilege.
Has a girl ever sent you naked pictures? How do you get a girl to do that?
Mom did. I asked her.
>tfw no gf to send you ass shots
One earlier asked me if i wanted to see nsfw pictures of her.
Thats how i suppose.
/r9k/, everytime I drink coffee my depression sparks up. Is something wrong with me?
>>24095436
why is that? did you have some sad shit happen while drinking coffee? if not then yeah you have problems
>>24095553
Nah, nothing I can think of. I did drink coffee a lot more when a met this one girl when I was 14 but I know it's unrelated.
>>24095436
That girl doesn't have an onii-chan. You should change the picture to say onee-chan.
![scream-tv-series-bex-taylor-klaus[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vtE8Q04.jpg "scream-tv-series-bex-taylor-klaus[1]")
Does anyone else have a huge weak spot for short-haired, boyish looking girls?
I like normal girls fine, but when I see one lime pic related I get infatuated
I'm 100% straight too
>>24095275
Me too.
Even if the girl isn't particularly facially attractive, short hair just sets me off
There are lots of girls who I wouldn't really be attracted to if it weren't for their hair
>I'm 100% straight too
![Detroit Become Human.mp4_snapshot_02.37_[2015.11.08_09.20.02].png](https://i.imgur.com/csCVQ7g.png "Detroit Become Human.mp4 snapshot 02.37 [2015.11.08 09.20.02]")
>>24095275
yea, but they have to have a feminine face, your pic literally looks like a teenage boy
whats the closest you ever came to suicide, /r9k/
When I tried to kill myself
>>24095253
I like how the person who made this photoshop didnt consider that printed text doesnt normally conform around your finger
Did they just not think to put the text under the finger? I mean what the fuck man, try not to trigger my autism next time
>>24095253
>10 september 2015
>hang myself
>fail
I wish I was dead that day.
Now I can't sleep cause of the nighmares that reminds me of that day.
2 months with insomnia.
I'm watching this movie called Open Your Eyes. It's really pro-robot and anti-Chad. I'm only 25 minutes in, but this movie is already making me furious against attractive people.
10/10 would recommend to robots, also general /fuck Chad/ thread.
>>24095252
Is that the movie Vanilla Sky was based off of?
>mfw an attractive rowboat and nothing you can do about it
>mfw I have no face
>>24095252
Hot people live life on easy mode.
My sister is the definition of stacy, but she is also dumb as rocks. Despite this, she has a tight-nit social group of friends, a well paying job, men giving her lots of attention, and basically no real problems that we suffer from.
She literally thought that Ghana was a State, and that Chicago was an Australian deep dish pizza.
One fucking time, she kept on asking me to help her on her math homework, and couldn't understand how a car travels 60 miles in a single hour when going at speeds of 1 mile/hour. I love her to death, but holy fuck did I want to smash my face into a wall. After 30 fucking minutes of this, she finally just agrees with me because the assignment was due online real soon.
She also went 14 years of her life thinking that guys didn't have bladders, and...
Fuck. I could literally rant for hours.
Seriously though, just through seeing her I am fully aware that as long as you look good in a 1st world country you will go through life with little to no difficulties.
I CHIME IN WITH A HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
>>24095211
closing the goddamn door no
>>24095211
WAKE ME UP INSIDE....
CAN'T WAKE UP
ayy lmao
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEES IT
I PUMP MY FIST AND BEAT IT
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP
>omg depression is so cool and 2015 dont you think
>dude depression lmao
>>24095183
I don't even tell people I'm depressed anymore.Schizophrenic weeds out the normies.
I'm never even surprised anymore
I'm so alternative XD
mental illness is like, my identity, Chad
I picture it as:
-Play ground for millionaires & billionaires
-Funnest city in the US
-Social hub for models, musicians, artist, famous people
>>24095164
It used to be that way but it's shit now.
Because the internet exists, there's no reason to be in a large city anymore.
Excellent, and comfy as fuck this time of year desu imho m8 senpai
>>24095164
en route to a delivery on the bottom of the Bowery I thought about two kinds of people that live in NY, those that love it and those that tolerate it. people that 'love it' id say are those that probably can be lumped with the movement of wealth that flips neighborhoods. but also live through the vibe of their peers, careers, and the cheap thrills the citys' nightlife. eventually moving out years later saying, "it was awesome but it just got too much and too expensive" thanks for making it that btw.
those who tolerate it really are the ones who stay for a multitude of reasons, much like this old china women down the bike lane walking on the white line between the bike path and street, I too am on the white line with my bike; its a habit. shes tolerating NY maybe because this is all she knows, I tolerate because so far its all i know. as i get closer to this old china woman, with eyes so old and wilted its amazing she sees the same white line were both on, it came to me that when you set a path for yourself and an obstacle is coming at ya the Great City of New York will teach you hustling, selfishness, and resilience that will get you through what ever is in your path and that.....is...is she....is she playing chicken with me?
