eggman appreciation threadwho comfy here edition
>>24095476
That's not eggman, he doesn't look that good.
>>24095476
d-did eggman get hot?
>>24095788
He's always qt when his hair is longer and messy like that
That's cute to you people?
>>24096054
It's cute for eggman. He looks a lot better when he smiles and has his hair like that.
>>24096054
Compared to this, yes.
>>24095770
>>24095788
He looks inbred
Honestly if that is good looking to you people you have some really shitty standards
Would mystery.jpg and eggman be a cute couple?
If I don't get The Black Pill 2 I'm going to fucking PUNCH eggman!
>>24096054
Eat a dicc faggot leave eggie alone
>>24096131
Wtf is that really mystery.jpg?
>>24096131
Is that really mystery?
Is she lost weight, she'd be fine.
>>24096163
>>24096176
Yeah, some dude she was talking to posted her picture in a thread and she begged him to delete it.
>>24095476
Huh, he looks okay here to be h.
I love Eggman with all my heart
>>24095476
I would be happy for him if he got hair implants
and maybe some jaw surgery
plastic surgery actually fixes everything desu
just ask korea
Eggman sais hi
I would go gay for eggman.
He looks so comfy.
Eggman's face makes me think of pea soup and I don't know why.
I wonder if he is a total narcissist in real life, completely oblivious to it all.
>>24097911
I met eggman irl and he's an asshole
I wanted to take a pic with him and he refused to and pretty much just left me there hanging.
I like eggman. He's okay.
eggchad is in the housefemanons control your orgasms
I really miss egg man T b H
>tfw eggy will never respond to you
why even live bros?
>>24098757
I might be eggy, you will never know.
>>24095476
i want to go under his bed sheets and tickle his balls 2bh
>>24098828
e-eggman? i-is that you? please be honest...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtZ9cumaUc8
>tfw no egg voice
does have pics from the thread where someone posted eggman's pic on a dating site as a woman.
eggman is dead
he OD on meth
>>24098933
he looks like Peyton manning. I hear he's adopted. manning probably pumped and dumped some slag and she didn't want the baby.
>>24095476
omg what a qt pie :*
>>24098907
kek do you mean this one?
what came about that anon? did he continue to troll people on okcupid?
>>24098873
I could be anyone, just enjoy that thought.
What's his snapchat?
>>24099174
thenewformula
only add him if you're a true egghead
>>24095960
It's actually when he just brushes it over his ever-growing forehead
>>24096163
>>24096176
It's not mystery, retards. You're being meme'd. Do a reverse image search.
It's a dude, and the pic is from leddit.
Is eggman cut or uncut?
>>24095476
So all Eggman really needs is to have hair over his forehead and he looks perfectly normal?
Well hell, why doesn't he do that then??
>>24099719
because people mistake him for a girl
he said so himself
>tfw no anon will replace eggman
>tfw don't have the experience with women or the voice/charisma to do the same type of videos
>>24095476
Jesus fuck he got progressively worse.
Eggman looks like he is skinny as fuck with 25% body fat. There is no excuse for having that much baby-fat in your cheeks. Then he smokes and drinks and looks even more fucked up than before. He has no right to complain about his looks if he never takes any advice. People have been telling him to lose weight, shave head, and get a tan for a long time now.
>>24096120
You do realize he's like 5 inches away from a fisheye lens in that pic
>>24095476
fucking hell eggboi i miss your threads
been looking for a ladyegg to ease the pain desu family :(
>>24099095
>>24098907
what an epic thread
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/23737982
I once talked on Skype with eggy because I met a robot on omegle who knew him. It was pretty chill, the dude even made an autograph for me.
This was a year ago tho
what do you guys think eggman is doing this weekend
>>24099900
>can I eat omelet
fucking lost it xD
>>24099148
poor guy did not deserve baldness
>>24099979
mostly crying probably
>>24099979
shitposting on 4chan like he always does and probably this too >>24100063
I missed the robot.
I actually had to browse eighth channel for a while.
>>24100463
welcome back eggbro
please don't ever leave us again desu senpai
>>24100463
I haven't forgotten Mills.
>>24099999
testing
just want to know who got quints
>>24100566
what about the others
>>24100000
>>24100623
pretty nice
but check these out baka
bump
2bh familia xD
That feel when haven't been comfy for months. I used to be really chill and relaxed but something snapped in me and now i am constantly anxious over retarded shit.
For example, I pre-ordered fallout 4 tonight and im very stressed out over the fact that im going to have to drive all the way to gamestop on tuesday to grab my copy. its really bothering me.
Another example. I have to work tomorrow at 8 am which means i have to go to bed soon just to wake up feeling like shit from not getting enough sleep
>>24100943
Check dis eggy out ;)
>>24095476
he's so fucking gay
>>24102175
how are you able to post screenshots?
i'm on my iphone 6s plus and everytime i take a screenshot and try to post it on 4chan the file is too big and i am unable to post it.
>>24102069
I go through phases of being completely content where nothing can bother me, then phases of freaking out, dreading doing things I've done a million times before.
>>24102274
>>24102069
sounds like you're bipolar
When will Ugly Gang finally be realized?
Promotional artwork
>>24103756
what're ya promoting? did you cook up a scheme to earn some cash?
>>24103854
Nothing yet but I'm sure I will figure something out soon enough.
My net worth is down to like 70 bucks right now to be forthwith my relative
>>24103756
but eggman you can't rap?
>>24104018
be a househusband and let your gf be the breadwinner
>>24103756
does this mean your mixtape is dropping soon?
>>24100054
yeah he does
>>24095476
Daily reminder that eggman rides around America fucking femanons all over the place
>>24104659
Traps*
T-girls*
>>24104659
>rides around America
how can he afford that? the guy works at a shitty dead end job at a gas station and earns minimum wage
>>24105394
this desu senpai
eggman is one of us and always has been
>>24105394
He has a new job.
>>24105701
how do you know this?this comment is original senpai
just as a reminder
you're all worshipping an ugly chad
>>24095476
>>>/trash/niggerfaggot
>>24107629
>tripfag
into the trash you go too faggot
>>24102606
is that the official mixtape cover?
>>24099095
holy shit that was amazing.
thirsty fucking bastards
>>24095476
Keep this kind of garbage on >>>/b/ and quit bumping your own shitty thread you fucking autist.
Why do you guys worship this university shooter?
>>24107937
>Keep this kind of garbage on >>>/b/
/r9k/ &/soc/ was literally created as a cancer containment board for /b/ you newfag
>>>/soc/
I can't imagine any normalfag cancer worse than worshipping a non-virgin tripfag.
>>24099148
majestic picture
>>24098505
That guy looks strangely like gumball in his school photo.
>>24109039
>That guy
are you new or something? his name is eggman bro
