I'm going to the movies alone tomorrow.
It'll be the first time I've ever done it. I'm sincerely hoping no one laughs at me or calls me a creep.
Well, I can tell you for sure people will notice, and think you are a complete loser.
My ex and I were at the movies, and some guy was there alone. Nobody was saying anything, but my ex started discussing it very loudly with me. I told her to stfu but she just kept going on about it; I felt awful for the guy.
No one will notice and if they do who cares what they think.
>>24099943
Please tell me this is just memes, senpai.
I really can't handle the anxiety.
>>24099875
Just leave your gun at home robobro it's not worth it
>>24100000
>quints
Can't argue with that, OP.
>>24099875
>want to go to the movies alone
>there are no good movies at the theatre here, as i live in a small town
i guess this is what i get for being a loser in a town of 20,000 people
>>24099943
Wtf your gtfo is a psycho I travel through states and cities for work and always go out by myself.
Don't feel bad for the guy feel bad for your whore cunt Bitch ass fuck buddy
>>24100000
ABSOLUTELY
FUCKING
CHECK'D
>local cinema has a no singles policy
>tfw have to convince my mum to go with me whenever I want to see a film
>>24099998
True story family; I'm not trying to meme you. The chances of that happening to you are almost 0, but people will notice, don't be naive.
She was a complete cunt and had a really awful personality. She broke up with me, but I would get back with her at the drop of a dime if I had the opportunity; that's how pathetic I am.
>>24100090
i still don't know if the no singles policy is a thing or not
Dont worry about it op I go to the movies alone all the time. I have never had any problems. But i do usually go to the last showing at midnight on weekdays. Most normies have to work the next day so its usually empty. Nothing beats the whole cinema to your self.
if you walk in and don't pay any attention to anyone and just go and sit in one of the back rows I bet no one will notice
>>24100113
It is.
You can actually be fined in some cities if you're caught it.
>>24100178
Wtf? Cities in America?
>>24099875
What vid is that gif from?
>>24100221
Never heard of it happening in america
>>24100000
Excellent quints f.a.m.
>>24100221
Land of the free.
It sure is.
Absolutely no one gives a fuck if your alone.
>>24100178
holy shit
i can only imagine that it's because of the recent(ish) rash of shootings at movie theatres
still pretty scary that there's actually a no singles policy at theatres
>>24100000
>you compilate getting dubs all day
>Chad comes in and gets quads + one
>>24100373
Those are actually quints, pham
>>24100389
>not getting day/+1 word play
>also dubs and quads kinda almost rhyme
Smdh
>go and see Grand Budapest Hotel alone
>see a fellow single there
>feel a connection with him
>suddenly his friends walk in and they sit together
>>24099875
You'll be fine, family. You got us faggots.
Whenever I see someone alone at the movies, I assume they were on a date and got ditched, and I feel bad for them. Like I want to invite them to sit with me, but I know that would be creepy.
>>24099875
Not a lot of people go to the movies on a Sunday. If you go later in the day there will be almost no one.
>>24100433
My bad, pham. Didn't see the plus one.
it's not that bad i went to see the latest DBZ movie alone and several other people also went alone, mind you they were all men so maybe that's why no one mocked anyone
>>24100131
I could imagine being in a theater all alone and talking as if someone else was there with me or doing stupid shit like running around because no one is there
I often go to the movies alone despite having friends. Just don't go when there's lots of people. It's really nothing to worry about.
>>24100611
But you went to go see weeaboo shit.
I'm going to see Spectre which is a 100% normie film.
>>24099875
hmmm how about givin out that sauce my man
>>24100000
Lol just imagine if this reply was to a mercer tier threat.
Quints could literally save peoples lives.
>>24100968
Just some black titcow being fucked by a white guy.
>>24099943
Your ex sounds like a bitch.
>>24099875
i go to the movies alone all the time and you would be surprised how well people treat you if you just display a little self confidence.
>>24099875
this gif is perfect except i wish there was some belly button
>>24100968
That's MaseratiI'd give my left nut for an hour of playing with those udders
>>24099875
I go to the movies alone all the time, although mostly weekday matinees when very few people are there.
If anyone actually cares that I'm alone, they're pathetic.
>>24099875
I can tell you as someone who works at a theater.
no one cares if you go by yourself,Just like no one cares if you go with a group.
Just dont be an asshole.
I always go alone.
I exclusively book one of the doubles seats so no one will sit next to me and I can have the extra comfort
>>24101391
thats awesome.
>>24099875
one of maserati best scenes
what are going to watch OP?
>>24099943
you ex is a really shitty person and you should probably kill her 2bh pham
>>24100113
It's easy to work around.
There's kind of an unspoken rule that if you're a single, you sit out front of the theater and look at your phone as if you're waiting for a friend. Another single will sit down next to you and strike the deal, so you can both go in together as if you're buddies.
Most theaters know this goes on, but no one really cares.
>>24099943
P S Y C H O
S
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>>24100982
For all we know, he could have
>>24100221
most of the time they will still let you in as long as you buy two tickets and are willing to submit to a penis inspection.
>>24100000
thats a rite nice get m8
>>24100437
This is practically a scene from a Wes Anderson movie in itself, kek
>intro at AMC theaters about angry robots
