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If I paid you a thousand dollars would you walk up to this black man and scream "Fuck you Nigger!" to his face?
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sure cuz i'm not white
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The idea that you have a thousand dollars made me laugh.
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Yes.

He looks like a faggot, I know a dangerous nigger when I see one, this guy isn't.

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>tfw not someone's pet
>tfw not someone's slave
>tfw not someone's fucktoy
>tfw no one will control my life to their desires
>tfw no one will control my hygiene, bathroom needs and sexual privileges
>tfw no one to call Master
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someone please respond
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go join a bdsm community
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>>24136405
how do I join a bdsm community

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>tfw your psychiatrist laughs at your problems
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>>24136294
You're probably a pussy ass bitch
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you sound like a sensitive little flower
you don't belong on the internet poof
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>tell psychologist about r9k
>next meeting she trash-talks this place for 15 minutes straight

going to fallout 4 midnight release in an hour, AMA.
sweating a bit now, but i should be fine by the time the ssri and valium kicks in.
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Why the fuck would you play a Bethesda game at launch? What are the odds it's even going to be playable?
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>>24136313
just getting my pip boy to resell.
dont see why it wont be playable either, i expect to lose stored loot and saves, etc for a while.
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You're a fucking idiot m80.

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Anyone else sweat easily?
>Have hyperhydrosis
>Get anxiety sweats
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>>24136268
sweatbot here
palms, feet, armpits

want to die each day until i get back home and take shower
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Usually it's only my palms, but when they are sweating my knees get weak and my arms get heavy.
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>>24136268
Me
>give handshake
>see the other person immediately wiping their hand on their jeans and assuming an uncomfortable stance
>walk for a while
>back of shirt completely drenched in sweat
It sucks
>hear people laughing behind me

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Why dont you use all the time you usually waste to advance spiritually, /r9k/? After all, Chad doesnt have any advantages when talking about spirituality. He is actually disadvantaged, if you think about it seriously.
P.S: I really like this gif so from now on I will use it for all the threads I make.
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>>24136265
Spirituality is even worse than religion
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Why is it so easy to spot "fembot" posts?
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>>24136307
How so?

>>24136310
My gender is irrelevant.

>wake up
>see this
>realize you're tied to the floor
what do you say to convince her to free you?
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I am a kissless virgin and I post on 4chan.
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>>24136299
congratulation
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I naturally repel women so I just have to wait for her to leave and I can work on untying myself.

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Every man should be entitled to a big pair of tits
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>>24136200

Get the fuck out, tranny.
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>>24136200
>wanting big tits
Being a chestlet is the best
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>>24136200
What if I prefer smaller tits?

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anyone else hyped for fallout 4?
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Not as much, after some of the leaks.
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>>24136144
Meh. I can't get hyped for games anymore. Same for movies. Everybody spoils the plot to everything so it's not like I have much to look forward to.
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>>24136144
tfw too poor to afford next gen console

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is /blackpill/ truly answer? or is it only ugglos ideology to denial their urges that can not be met?
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I think it's half true. We can compensate for our looks, but at that point you're just the practical choice rather than the ideal.
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what's the blackpill? I can't find any coherent material of it anywhere.
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Why are people allowed to be not only 3/10 ugly but 5'7 as well as non-white?

Why? This guy is here making memories, cant be older than 21, GF is hot as fuck. 41000 likes.

All we had to do was be born good looking.

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Who else /rageissues/? Whenever something bullshit happens in a game I like to give my laptop a nice hard sucker punch, so hard that it actually dies and auto-restarts. There's a crack in the plastic from me repeatedly punching it.
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>>24136011
Wow, that's fucked up, have you told your therapist this?
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>>24136025
>therapist
I don't have one. I really should get one though. Or at least a foam punching bag so I can stab it.
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countless holes in the walls

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>tfw wagegod
>tfw have friends, hobbies, gf, love & support, expendable income
>tfw not internet addict

tick tock, neety sweeties. it's morning, you should probably go lay your lonely head down. it's going to be a long lonely week
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>>24135844

>wagegod recommends i relax

Thank you, I will take your recommendation with haste, Wagegod.
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too tryhard bro

not really funny when it's not nonsensical
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wew better hide in your room neetypoo, don't want to get triggered (i know neets are practically ghetto urban blacks mentally and financially) in front of your parents and case worker. they can LITERALLY cut you off at ANY TIME

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Who incapable of love here?
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I love myself. Does that count?
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>>24135805
Hmm, I suppose.
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>>24135805
>he loves himself
k
e
k

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why haven't you found Jesus yet, robots? he is, after all, a beacon of light in this dark world
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>>24135765
He isn't in the world now though so he isn't a beacon in this dark world. Jesus can only save your soul in the after life. You will still have to live a life of sorrows in this world. I will still be ugly, I still will be undesirable to women, and I still will be poor in this world. I still will have to toil everyday for money in this world. I still will have this misfortune in life. Where is God?In heaven, and the devil is down here to do us destruction.
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>>24135765
This is a good definition of Jesus.
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This Tbh faM

Follow the Lord

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Good morning, wagekek. Those two days of freedom sure do fly by!

Another day, another dollar.
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>tfw off this Wednesday for veterans day.
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>>24135673
I want to die pepe.
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wew wew wew wwwew laddies

double u eeeeeee double u

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