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What did r9ks waifu did this past weekend?
Why are you posting this in the morning instead of at night like usual?
also Chad cock every day until you like it
>>24138877
I was banned for making a r8 my gf thread, which was weird cause there were several threads like that when I made it
She probably had a lovely dinner with her chad 6'2" blonde rich boyfriend. She probably thought of me for a bit maybe, but she probably got ravagely fucked by him at least 8 times this weekend with his 14" monster dragon cock. At night, they cuddled and slept together and were warm while the Californian rain poured
>The robot is back
>History board
>Trash board
What's the next step in Hiroshima's master plan?
>>24138803
Hiro is confused because possession of CP was legal in Japan until a year ago, he doesn't understand crazy American pedophobia and bigotry.
>ifunny.co
Am I getting rused?
>>24138803
/l/
you know you want it
Why do normies find it so easy to have relationships? It's like they do it without even thinking about it.
>>24138695
>It's like
It's not like that. It's actually how it is. Honestly, what's there to think about?
>>24138695
Because basic human interaction isn't a difficult task...?
>>24138695
who's this memon demon
So r9k, how are you going to survive during world war 3?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pq-S557XQU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPKKQnijnsM
http://imgur.com/a/nRXEa
Especially for you men, things will be awful. You are already more or less irrelevant. You fight for the position at entry level jobs. You apply for hundreds of them every month, desperate for any work at all, and even then you can't get it.
Then what will you do when those jobs don't exist? Hundreds of millions of jobs will vanish. And some are delusional enough to think this will mean a higher quality of life for poor people. Some have deluded themselves into thinking the economical overlords won't fuck them over and take everything for themselves and leave millions to starve in the streets.
For years it seemed like this sort of shit happened only in movies. There's no way this sort of thing could happen in real life, right? Well it's happening. Fast food jobs? Already being phased out. Transport? Already being phased out? Desk jobs? Already being phased out.
You will be made even more irrelevant than you already are.
Shits about to hit the fan on a global scale, how are you going to deal with it?
Drop out and NEET it up.
Why do social retards love the idea of world war 3, apocalypse and whatever?
Japan is home to 67% of the world's industrial robots, yet there is a labour shortage there. The reason why American jobs have disappeared isn't robots, but offshoring. Robots are great so long as it's your country that owns them.
there is a Kirby anime O_O
has anyone here seen it?
KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY THATS THE NAME YOU SHOULD KNOW
>>24138690
exactly how old are you because this is common knowledge.
Eggman is a shithead. He doesn't believe in fembots.
Fembot is a thing. What kind of beta you think will orbit the woman in the picture? None. Betas have minimum standards too.
I knew a fembot in my past. They're real. It's not a meme like that faggot Eggman says. Fuck Eggman!
Fembots, the real ones, those that exists, are some ugly motherfuckers that no beta would orbit. They exist you demented fucking faggot Eggman! They are robots. Certainly more robot than you, you fucking faggot!
>>24138623
>There are fembots! Look at this beyond deformed girl(?)
I guess you're missing the point. If a girl needs to look like that in order to be as lonely as a regular robot, then the original point (that there is a drastic double standard) still stands.
god damn I didn't think she was a real person like I thought that picture of her sitting in the car was shopped
what disorder does she have?
>>24138729
>tripfag
>taking the bait and is still retarded
nice dude what a surprise.
the point is that anyone on r9k is a robot. it used to be arcanines. go to hell reddit.
>mfw my therapist called me a troll
He knows that I spend a lot of time on the internet discussing things. He said that I'm a troll when I said that I use it to vent off frustration.
How do I react to this?
Hmm... I don't give a shit.
>>24138587
do you remember what he said exactly? that's vague.
Tell him his wife probably thinks he has a small dick
It's Monday, wageslaves dread it, those in education dread it, but as neets it's just another day.
itt we give each other ideas of things to do, share neet specific feels, etc
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYH8DsU2WCk
>>24138582
And you pathetic neets dread your existence. Who could be inside his own room 24/7 only fapping to anime
That's not a life
>>24138696
No need to be bitter, this wasn't meant to antagonise you senpai
>>24138696
>my definitions and values in what is life are the only true ones
Wagekek logic.
(hey) NO WORK ZONE (hey) NO WORK ZONE
(hey) GO HO0ME WAGEKEKS (tell em) GO HOOOME WAGEKEKS
6 Pissbottles and they look at me funny
Young NEETs ain't got no money
>>24138578
UP LIKE DONALD TRUMP
WORD?
Neetkeks gonna get BTFO when Trump gets in office and takes away your autismbux :^)
>>24138602
>thinking the president actually matters other than public image
Why are normies so stupid and have no idea how the government works
So I find a lot of comfort in being alone. I often wish to myself that I had a thriving social life, but then I do things like go out to a club where there's music playing and people drinking, I feel so immediately overwhelmed and tired that I just want to leave.
Then again, I think about what fun it would be to have real friends. Sharing secrets, going to secret meeting places in the woods to chill out, smoke weed, talk about the things in life that really matter to us, sit around kicking each other's asses in video games, finding people to explore sexual pleasures with and discover my sexuality.
It's all just a dream though, talking to people in person is embarrassing and difficult. I just wish that things were different.
hi I'm hoping to get some more replies to my thread.
>>24138707
here (You) are, my friendparanoia bI0x kek
I thought this is the kind of thing this board was made for discussing.
How many people here are actually contemplating suicide
Me, I've given up hope that the rest of my life will be worth living
33%
I seriously consider doing it.
Me, but I have no idea how.
if you want to ever have a relationship, leave this board
the constant toxic opinions about women are not helping you
>toxic
Hello tumblr
lol. we're here because we no longer want a relationship.
in fact we dont want anything at all. we're basically waiting to die.
"toxic" lol. you have no idea. this is satan's waiting room.
WHY DO THE ARGUMENTS HAVE TO MAKE SO MUCH SENSE AND BE CONSISTENT WITH MY REAL LIFE EXPERIENCES THE MAJORITY OF THE TIME?
IT'S ALMOST LIKE I BELONG HERE. THE QUESTION IS DID I BELONG BEFORE OR WAS I SLOWLY INDOCTRINATED BY MEMEPOSTS??
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW
I think anyone would find that there are some grains of truth hidden underneath the piles of shit, though
Why is time running so fast nowadays?
>>24138317
Don't quote me on it, but I've always suspected the psychological perception of time fastens as a person's life grows. Could be a matter of our brain finding so much persistence in memories it's kind of just tossing more information out the window.
>>24138639
i think this happens because you have vastly fewer novel experiences as you get older and settle into a routine, so your brain doesn't bother recording your experiences into memory because it's inefficient to record, for example, a thousand independent memories of you sitting at your desk in your office
also, social isolation is bad for memory
>>24138317
i have the opposite problem when i count seconds at work people tell me my seconds are too long
How do I get a qt gf?
> Asking on r9k how to get a girlfriend
>>24138177
Step 1:
>be Chad
Step 2:
>profit
>>24138177
nice dubs btw OP
Who else makes weird noises?
>>24138133
I always make weird noises when i'm alone. Like a bit what a dog does when he makes a whistle sound when he is sad but I do it aswell but its not really a high whistle sound its more like a humm.
Also I do random weird noises when I dont feel any known emotion
just weird sounds and shit
like chirping or something or with my lips or throat i make a weird sound
im very odd
>>24138133
I grumble a lot. Nothing specific, just grumbling sounds. I sometimes do this in public too.
