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hey robots, build my dinner. my budget is $20. thx
>>24147940
20 X pop (330ml)
they spelled pepperoni wrong
>>24147940
4x medium garden salad, extra suicide sauce on the side.
Robots help me I'm currently alone in a room with a girl and I have no clue what to do.
context
>a few days ago roommate says girl he knows wants to meet me
>a few minutes ago come back to dorm from class and said girl is here along with roommate and his friends
>we introduce ourselves but no conversation is had
>after a few minutes they clear out
>the girl stays here and is doing homework on her laptop
>we made awkward small talk and now I'm pretending to do homework
>we are currently sitting here in silence, she is sitting on my bed a few feet away and I'm at my desk
what the fuck do I do all there is is awkward silence why is she still here what the fuck help me
>>24147862
I'll do my one good deed for the day;
Anon, just take a long sigh and say something like, "time for a homework break". Walk around and see what shes doing and try to engage her, whether it be about what shes doing or something else. To be perfectly honest with you family, she isnt there to do homework, shes there to get to know you so it wont be interrupting shit.
>>24147862
People love to talk about themselves. Ask her questions about herself eg "so what's your course/how's your course going/do you miss home" ect
Nigger, you cant be serious. Engage. Go full throttle. Ask her questions about her life, like how things are going, if she is enjoying college etc etc. If you know a certain hobby of hers BRIEFLY talk about, you're trying to make her feel comfortable and enjoy talking to you.
Dont sperg out. Do not compliment her. Do not talk to her like she is a girl. Act like you're meeting another dude who you're trying to become friends with.
Any robots here have any mental conditions? ADHD here.
Cluster C Personality
>>24147764
Schizoid, Schizotypal, ADHD, Dyslexia.
I want to die everyday but I still haven't found a way to die painlessly in my sleep without consciously committing suicide.
ocd - as in things having to be even numbers, not that neat freak shit
>caring grandmother who used to give me autismbux passed away recently
>just me and my dad left
>dad absolutely hates me
>breaks shit everyday
>calls me waste of space and that I should just kill myself
what do? I have extreme social anxiety and literally have seizures if I'm around people. I have like $5000 saved but thats it. I have never worked a real job in my life. Seriously, whos going to hire a skinny autistic piece of shit like me? I think I should just kill myself then. Yeah, I should. Its the only choice now.. Or is it? Nothing is true....everything is permitted...The End. So long space robots. Cutting my self right now.
>>24147570
You have enough saved to run away and start somewhere new. Away from your dad.
Don't end it. At least try something new
experience a psych ward
This is my worst fear, I spent 4 years as a wagekek before ascending to glorious neetdom. I'd probably just off myself if I had to go back to that shit.
The teachings of Pepe will save you.
I have transcended above and beyond the emotion of happiness. I have evolved beyond your primitive desires for companionship.
I never consented to being born. The only reason I exist is because my parents decided they needed something to keep themselves busy for two decades. Therefore, I defer responsibility for my entire existence onto them. I am an effect, not a cause, I am a genetic liability, not a genetic investment. I will have no children of my own, and I will not take care of my parents in old age, they will be forced to take care of me as long as they live.
We are the product of the previous generation's egotistical wish to nurture. And when I turn 18 I'm suddenly supposed to be "independent" or "responsible", according to some arbitrary societal construct that is. Cared for when cute and small, thrown aside the moment my voice drops and my facial hair grows out, forced to slave away for another 50 years only to regain my freedom when I'm old and broken.
I say no to that, I will leech off my parents and state until either I die or they die, or the state itself collapses.
Take the frog pill.
well said my brother
Hey Reddit nice hearing from you
>>24147560
If I were your parent I would throw you on the street.
Come on in the water's fine!
>>24147502
Now time to turn on the gas
Sieg heil
>>24147502
why are they wearing sandals?
>>24147529
>Falling for gross shoop.
End life.
>hey, i know what people will love: 30 minute close up shot of my dick going in and out of a vagina
the breathing through teeth thing
>>24147463
>hey, i know what people will love
Said every person who's picked up a camera to film some form of sexual fetish.
Some people like the shit senpai
>>24147463
I love closeups, fuck you OP
Download a gps faker and and then we all go to the same location to toast some roast upboat our own posts and downvote the roasts
Kent state university
Tons of entitled roasties here
>>24147476
I'm going to post the "my gf of 6 months just told me she had 10 sexual partners before me and I dumped her ass"
can you do this on an iphone?
>fuck self in ass
>not gay
>feel stupid
>not gay
>>24147604
They lied about the male g spot, instant orgasms without touching your dick they said
>>24147393
It's not gay
Lots of women kek their boyfriends with dildo
Defo no gay senpai
You all know the tags, Monday night Omegle thread. I'm really bored let's do this fags.
Cricket Cricket
>>24148056
blackbot incoming how's everyone's night tonight?
I have no webcam.
My only 3 requirements for any girl:
>catholic
>Virgin
>not overweight
Any takers?
those standards are way too unrealistic
>>24147233
>catholic
>virgin
Impossible.
Height and bf%?
Have you ever been kucked? Ever kucked someone before?
Let's share some kuck stories please.
>>24147226
Good goy.
Breed black.
>>24147226
>>>/trash/
Where this thread belongs
>kuck
>not keck/kek
Smfh tbqh Iads
>>24147900
Will quote me.
Not if the thread dies.
Not if nobody quotes.
This thread will never take off because John Cena.
My mother just caught me masturbating, this is ther worst of all, i had my pants and underwear on the floor when she opened my door, i jumped off my chair and tried grab my pants failing horribly, to this my mother just says, "jesus christ..." and leaves.
She has caught me masturbating at least 10 times, its always embarrasing, everytime. i want to leave my house pretty bad.
Ask me anything /r9k/
>>24147168
What were you fapping to?
tell her to fucking knock first.
also:
>removing your trousers and pants to jerk off
lmao what are you doing man.
>>24147168
Do you not have a lock? Can't you go to the bathroom or something? Do you not hear her walking outside your door? Why would you completely remove your pants?
Why are malls so comfy? I could seriously live in a mall and just walk around everyday. its like a mini city.
>malls
>comfy
Out normie
A lot of them are trashy though, not like the one in the pic you posted.
>>24147025
Honestly malls trigger my autism.
People walk so fucking slow I get into a rage and start powerwalking and storm in front of them like a dumb ass and they just look at me like I'm rude and retarded.
