I want to drink your hot cum.
>tfw no bf
>>24157494
What about cum is so attractive to you?
>>24157519
Not him but if I could I'd consume nothing but cuteboi semon
Do you think you could drink a pint of cum in one sitting?
If you aren't White or Asian get the FUCK off of r9k
Why isn't this a rule
You ugly fucking skitskins ruin everything
You show those little brown buddies what for with that there wall Mr Trump sir
>>24157362
WO MUFFIGN SAY TO ME NIGGA ILL FUCKING BEAT YOU ASS NIGGA CMON CMON CMON MOFUYGGGIN BITCHEAS ASSS NIGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FUCK YOU WIFE I FCUK YOU KID YOU KID GONNA BREED BLACK NIGGA WE WUZ KINGZ N SHIT U JUST A LITTLE WHTIE BOY MOFUGGA WE WUUZZZZZ VIKINGZ N HITLER N SHIET NIGGA U NOTHIN BUT A SLAVE OWNER NIGGA WE DA OWNER NOW NIGGA U FEEL ME NIGGA
>Whites insisting that they can be robots
No. You can't. Now fuck off. You had literally everything slanted in your favor.
>Be a 9/10 guy when I was younger
>Now in mid-30s and maybe 6/10 and 180 lbs
>Face doesn't even look the same anymore
>Body looks nothing like my beautiful twinky body anymore that I loved
>Couldn't find love during my entire youth because men a shit
So what fucking chance have I got at this point and why should I even bother?
>>24157323
you never were a bot therefore no sympathy
>>24157586
Bullshit. Androids are the only trubots. Uggos can never actually be robots because all of you bastards want to be normalscum. I was never like the retard masses and I DON'T WANT to be like them.
>>24157323
>feel bad when I thought it was a male
>laugh when I realize it's a burned out roastie
How do I obtain a cute girlfriend?
>>24157281
You hope and pray. Thats it
>>24157281
Ask out a bunch of cute girls until one says yes.
Girls are like spiders: they're more afraid of you than you are of them. They're small and meek; you're the big man. Stand up and take what is yours.
juvt b ur selfffff
let's get a femanon feels thread going
>tfw cheated on my boyfriend
>this is a fourth time I've done it
Why can't I fucking stop I feel so bad holy shit
>>24157208
>been accused for (false) rape
>no one talks to you for three years in high school, hateful looks
>multiple suicide attempts
>>24157506
You were accused of raping a dude?
You did it, just own up. We're all Anonymous here.
Who else /fallout4/ here?
Waiting for it to unpack
a painful 5 hours left on torrent
No way I'd pay more than $10 for Skyrim with guns.
Would you rather not have to eat ever again or not have to sleep ever again?
I just want to make sure this is original.
>>24157073
Sleep, definitely.
I think I would like to not have to sleep so I could do more cool shit.
make some friends, break out of your shell or just ask for a recorded favor. since last time there wasn't any of those, here's mine to christen the thread.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o7Yzm5G16P
happy recording!
>>24157014
Is that you?
Blox blox
>>24157146
yes it's me.
>>24157185
Please say " everything will be alright"
> woman with short hair and a boy haircut walks into the room
Your first thoughts?
hot
i love girls who can pull off short hair
Oh no, I'm all out of condoms!
Why is she in my father's basement?
>smarter than everyone i know growing up
>amazing test scores
>drop out of ivy league cuz cant be bothered with going to class
>NEETing it now
>still smarter than everyone i know
who /smartbutlazy/ here? smart but lazy feels
kinda. the college i'm at has a bunch of lazy stoners and I can't find any as smart as me. it's really annoying desu but i'm going to a better school next year in my major of choice that this school didn't have
>average intelligence growing up
>worse than my friends at magic cards
i dont have the ego to say so but yes
tfw working labor job
>just woke up from a 22 hour nap
>no plans for another 46 hours
>gunna fap, study Japanese animated cinematography , prepare a meal of english muffin pizza from scrach, and play vidya for afew hours
>then gunna wash down afew Ambien with a few glasses of beer and sleep for another 20 hours
Feels good letting my body set the pace so I can live a long healthy life. Its great not having a rigorous scheduled that deprives you of sleep and free time...
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Where are you wagekeks? Come chat with me :)
Asleep already, scared of being tired when you work for Mr Goldberg tomorrow AM?
Thats a shame, my day is just starting
>>24156592
>22 hour nap
Nigger see a doctor.
>>24156592
Im seriously jealous as fuck. Our bodies are just not meant to exist in the modern work cycle. It seems like we're actually meant to nap a few times throughout the day.
If you had to choose to be either Justin Bieber or Justin Timberlake, who would you be?
justin tmberlake was in n-sync i like n-sync
JB was a homo faggot
>>24156627
>I like n-sync
>calling others faggots
I would pick JT because I dont want to look like a homo faggot
>>24156590
JT makes the occasional decent pop song, and is actually respected by other adults.
How come this didn't exist while I was in school????
You're gonna have to tell me what it is
cause I'm an out of touch old man
>>24156563
wait, the thing Sheldon used to telecommute actually exists?
>>24156609
>watching the big bang theory
End your life you fucking shithead youre too stupid to live
Any tips on how to disappear, /r9k/?
My everyday's dream consist of leaving this negativity around me, never look back. I pass all the time reading stories of people that disappear and wish I could be them.
join the army in a different state and live on a military base
>>24156603
I don't want my family to find me or know where I am.
>>24156638
Then don't tell them
ITT: post stories about shoplifting, tell us your biggest haul, tell us tips, etc etc. anything about shoplifting post here.
Go to Kmart, pretend to buy bin, fill bin with various items, go through checkout and only pay for bin.
Wouldn't it be easier to steal from someone's house? I live in no guns country.
>being a niggermulatto here, anyone who steals should kill themselves.