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You faggots ruined my life. You faggots made me lose all my friends, all my female and male ones. You made me racist and sexist. You guys didn't "red pill" me, you literally made me even more depressed. "C.uck culture" and "male oppression" is a lie and its fucking stupid and I can't believe I've been brainwashed by you fat ugly stupid virgins who think you know everything. I was a happy normie and you guys made me feel like shit for being one. You guys literally made me have a shitty shitty personality. I'm a normie and proud, fuck you robots you guys are all faggots, fuck this board, I'm never coming here again. You guys literally fucking suck, enjoy being lonely forever.
Advice from me; want to get laid? Want to make friends and be a cool person to be around? Leave this board. Block 4chan, this place is fucking toxic to the rim. Use your fucking intelligence, stop being fucking stupid.
Now I gotta figure out how I can get my friends back, thanks you stupid faggots, thanks for all your fucking lies, thanks for trolling me
Ps: I'm deleting all my Pepe and wojack and fedora folders
>>24164934
>just be urself braah xDDD
That's what you get for taking the deranged ramblings of a bunch of misanthropes seriously.
You have been awoken to the truth of normie culture. It will never be the same.
If you're obese there isn't a single thing worse.
Even cancer, aids, crack cocaine and heroine is a better fate than being clinically and morbidly obese.
BEFORE, you fucking post that goddamn smug shit remark, your opinion is null and void if at no point in your life were you ever obese.
You couldn't possibly understand what it's like, I don't mean a little chub, that extra 20 lbs or so, that cutesy normalfat horseshit.
I'm talking, multiple rolls and a double/triple chin nigga.
It's the worst feeling in the world, and I'm happy I'm almost out. I'd never go back to being that fat. It's hard to move around, no one wants to be around you, you look, feel and smell like shit, EVEN when you bathe, primp, shower, and wear nice clothes no matter what you'll ALWAYS WITHOUT EXCEPTION LOOK LIKE SHIT AS A FATTIE.
Good luck to those who are still fat, life does get better once you lose it.
Though the scars never do heal.
Would rather be fat than ugly.
>>24164920
The guy on the left is fat you fucking retard!
>>24164939
And he turned into a chad by miracle of losing weight.
Here I am fit already and will never turn into a chad.
So yeah, I would rather be fat than ugly.
If you guys seriously hate womens. Why the fuck are you still talking or making thread about them.
Don't we usually avoid something that is considered bad and hostile toward us ?
If not, what is the actual motivation behind this behaviors ?
Basically a bunch of foxes labeling grapes as sour all day long.
I don't hate women but I lost my desire to have a relationship with them when I realized I'll never find the perfect girl; the perfect girl will find me
I like their orifices but not their behaviour
Who /coffee/ here? I love coffee :^)
Anthony Birch is that you?
I don't drink caffeinated drinks. I save them as a desperation tactic. The more you drink, the less effect it has. So, whenever I need to stay up all night, one cup usually does the trick.
What's your favorite espresso drink?
I never turn down a good wet latte but I love espresso macchiatos
my very first gf ever is an early 30s, post wall pot-head.
I have a small 5.5in dick and I don't think I can satisfy her. How do I get proof positive I can make her cum with my dick? I don't have any previous experience.
Also she told me she had 8 partners before but I don't believe it. She has lots of red flags
>travel
>tats
>drugs
>low self-esteem
>vagina is meaty
I know some of you robots will call me a normie but trust I am a true robot who was fucking around online and happen to meet this person literally down the street and she basically initiated everything.
>>24164598
why would anyone call you a normie for picking up trash like that
no one wants to be alone.
>>24164598
That's some bottom-of-the-barrel shit
Enjoy it, OP.
Jesus.
This board is slowly dying off and everything is just the same shit every day, why the fuck hasn't it been deleted yet?
>>24164566
Every board is the same. Deal with it.
>B...B...BUT MUH ROBOT WILL SAVE ARRR-NINE-KAY!!!!
It has never worked. It's why moot deleted it the first time. Then when he brought it back, he later disabled it. It's becaus it never worked. Moot's social experiment to create OC was a complete failure.
>>24164605
>I have never been to /jp/: the post
Is 22 still young? I haven't made anything of myself yet. Am I too late? I still have 2 years of school left and I am worried about finding a good job. Am I going to be a loser forever?
>>24164516
Forget about success, find a /comfy/ job instead.
I get paid more than enough to live to do almost nothing most days. I also get over a month of paid vacation a year and good benefits.
I'm not a success but I'm content and that's better.
College was pretty much a waste though since this job doesn't require a degree but whatever, at least I have it.
>>24164545
where do u work?
>>24164572
I'm a clerk in a state hospital.
I want to tell you all about how often I masturbate.
I stroke my cock at LEAST 3 times a day if not usually more.
There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who non-ironically do no-fap.
I laugh, no, I encourage their silly behavior, go ahead, abstain friends.
I'll just be fapping stroking my big long cock as many times as I feel like it.
It feels fucking GOOD holy shit. I'm sure women must be so jealous I'm keeping this cock all to myself, and I can fap as may times a day as I want and no one can do anything about it!
I too jack my pecker and make cum at least 2 times a day mostly 5~6.
I like to take a break from hand jacking and hump my onahip or use my onamouth as well.
I want to tell you all about how often I masturbate.
I finger my boipussi with AT LEAST 3 fingers if not usually more.
There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who non-ironically do no-fap.
I laugh, no, I encourage their silly behavior, go ahead, abstain friends.
I'll just be fapping with my tight boipussi as many times as I feel like it.
It feels fucking GOOD holy shit. I'm sure dominant men must be so jealous I'm keeping this boipussi all to myself, and I can fap as may times a day as I want and no one can do anything about it!
>>24164431
I dont know about women but I certainly am. What can I do to make you share?
As ADHD is common, natural selection likely favored the traits, at least individually, and they may have provided a survival advantage.[74] For example, some women may be more attracted to males who are risk takers, increasing the frequency of genes that predispose to ADHD in the gene pool.[75] As it is more common in children of anxious or stressed mothers, some argue that ADHD is an adaptation that helps children face a stressful or dangerous environment with, for example, increased impulsivity and exploratory behavior.[76]
who /adhd/ here
>2015
>not abusing that sweet Adderall script
>>24164407
i use Adderall, but it doesn't help my ADHD
it doesn't take away my random trains of thought, my disorganization, my impulsiveness, etc
it just makes me really motivated to do shit, and really happy for a while
>>24164397
Reporting in. ADHD is best mental illness.
Everything you tell me to do ITT I will do.
Decide how my day goes, r9k.
pic unrelated
>>24164394
Have sex with a beta
take a shower
>>24164394
Love someone unconditionally.
>tfw no pegging gf
>>24164380
>iktf
Mr roboto let me feel about no pegging gf
>Wanting a bulldyke girlfriend
Shit dude, might as well just date a fat queer.
>>24164495
Nah, I want a quiet, petite qt into BDSM and hardcore femdom. A benevolent angel that thinks dragging you to hell for bondage and chill is foreplay
Feminist message to men: SHUT THE HELL UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yzGA_glnkM
There you have it. Feminist politicians want to deny beta males the right to free speech. Can anybody still justify voting for shillary after seeing this video?
> implying hillary actually believes in tumblr feminism and "acceptance"
> implying hillary doesn't only care about herself and is just saying anything to get elected
kek
>Ethics in gaming journalism
Is this shit still going on?
>feminists still complaining about goobergate even after all the goobers left and just accepted that there is nothing they can do about lying roasties in the media
Wew lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDDf7j6qQnQ
He needs our help desu senpai kek so it's time for us to help him. We still love you, Eggman!
>>24164322
dude needs a shower and a new haircut. also looks like he has herpes
>>24164856
Don't insult the Eggman.
>>24164322
>doesn't make any videos for a long period of time
>comes back e-begging
baka senpai.
Now I don't want to even watch his new shit if he makes any because I feel like he's just going to be doing it for the cash, it won't be as natural as his previous material
so ive been watching some white female/black male porn and its fucking weird. the fantasy seems to be focused on the fact that shes doing something "dirty" and almost shouldnt be doing it. it seems kind of racist to me. and the men who get off on it, it seems they like the fact that someone stronger is "taking over" their women, so to speak.
am i wrong, or is there some kind of dark psychology between interracial porn?
>>24164241
Sometimes I fantasize about a black dude fucking my crush and it makes me want to kill myself. She's a fembot though and I hate black people in general too.
>>24164264
>unironically using the term fembot
You're worse than the most violent of niggers
I like how the whores are looking at the camera because being watched and getting attention is what they enjoy while the guys are just having a nice time putting their peepee in a hole.
Why is moe so great?
Can normies appreciate moe?
>>24164222
Moe is great because it allows you to enjoy a world without human suffering, just cute girls doing cute things.
Normies do not understand suffering, as so cannot understand moe .
>>24164222
>>24164324
Moe is absolute shit.
It's pure pandering and it makes for unrelatable female characters.
Also moe seiyuu's mostly sound annoying as fuck.
It's literally what is killing anime.
If you enjoy watching anime because of cute girls then you deserve to die.
You are literally ruining anime.
Moe is a representation of the absolute highest wish of a man, it's inner, pure innocent, heartmelting feeling that cannot be matched, nor evoked by a real person. It is something locked inside us, a potentional, a concept, a glimmer of hope.
It can only be stimulated over fantasies that are completely detached from the real world as it is pure and untainted by the filth that resides outside our minds.
For some people it is the only glimpse of light in the dark existence of life, because even though they know they will never know moe in the actual world, they can always fall back to the 2D counterpart that keep them afloat even for a brief period of time to regarch their energy so they can sustain themselves in the bleak reality of living and existing in the vapid and pointless world.
