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Who here has severe phone anxiety?
Having to make a call makes me want to die and gives me panic attacks.
>>24167311
Just dial the number in and hover your finger over the call button. Then wait until you twitch and hit it.
>>24167311
Fuck I know this feel. I have no problem talking to people in person, but for some reason making phone calls and even texting or email makes me choke on my tonsils.
FUCK
my mom would always tell me shit like "oh anon just call them haha"
ITS NOT THAT SIMPLE REEEEEEEEEEEe
Mankind actually views "Cumming too quickly" as an illness called premature ejaculation, when nature designed animals to cum as quick as possible. This is an even bigger meme than personality disorders and most people fall for it.
Who here /Can cum after a few seconds masterrace/ ?
nature also designed me
why would anyone trust nature after that
>>24167302
Men can only have one orgasm. Women can have multiple.
When women orgasm, they can theoretically go infinitely over and over again without any waiting period. Once you orgasm on the other hand, the fun is over.
Straight animals also "help each other out" sometimes. Who /straightbutsuckdick/ ?
>that sad realization that you post on an imageboard with kids who dont even remember 9/11
>that sad realization that you post on an imageboard with kids who were born after 9/11
I don't know how true this is. Wouldn't 14 year olds out themselves as children all the time here?
>>24167262
Paige is so fuckin' ugly
Requirements:
- Must have normie siblings who married and got kids.
>>24167238
My sister is a single mother can i stay?
Single uncle here but I'm too socially incompetent to really interact with my nephew.
>>24167238
My single-uncle was one of the rare models of masculinity in my life growing up, I hope you are / will be a cool uncle anon.
>life is beautiful
http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html
Post your results.
YOu're a faggot and this thread is shit. Fucking normei scum
This test was so cash.
Fucking normie get out of my board
What do you do when you're too depressed to play vidya or watch animu? The all-consuming apathy is frankly very boring.
>>24167076
Smoke weed tbqhwu familia
>>24167076
Lay on the bed or shitpost.
>>24167076
Tutorials on youtube, no thinking required just follow along, pick a skill and learn it.
What is /r9k/'s social media of choice?
>inb4 4chan
None, (unless you count 4chan and Steam as social media) because I'm not a normie.
yikyak trolling
>>24167042
If LibraryThing counts, it. If not, Pinterest.
You will never find a girlfriend if you can't trust women. Being paranoid and irrational that all women are out to get you even if a woman has been nothing but nice to you and has given no reason for you to stop trusting her will leave you a virgin forever.
>>24166933
I don't want a fucking girlfriend because another person isn't going to solve my problems for me, I just come to /r9k/ to bitch about vapid myopic sluts because they have life handed to them on a fucking silver platter, and this shit is cathartic for men like me, who have to fucking bust our asses every day to be worth a single shit at all
Jesus OP, how fucking stupid are you?
>>24166933
>finally let my guard down
>get stabbed in the back multiple times
yeah fuck that
>>24167011
I mean that's pretty much relationships in a nutshell. If you had found a girl who it did work out with and were still with, your reply would be a lot different.
Your feels are feels everyone who has dated has.
>tfw 0 friends
Anyone else got no friends on Xbox 360? How do people get so many friends on there?
>xbox 360
you deserve it
Can't remember the details for the Microsoft account it was linked with, so technically 0 friends.
It's annoying as fuck honestly, because I'm literally trying to give Microsoft my money and they're like "sorry, bro, can't help".
change your screen name to sluttygamergirlxoxoxo
watch the friend request roll in...manipulate the betas into getting you gold memberships for a while and just talk to them once in a while.
>You will never find a gay sugar daddy who will put you up and provide you all the food, supplements, and equipment necessary to turn yourself into an enormous sex toy for him
Why live?
>tfw you will never find someone to do this to
This is literally my dream desu
>>24166926
Well, i'm not into sugar daddy type money or i would do this.
You will never have a muscle growth daddy bf that will grow big for you.
>be on r9k
>talk to a guy in one thread
>he seems nice, we exchance our mail adresses
>we start writing huge mails
>he's very charming, funny and nice
>have a great time
>he tells me bro all the time
>I tell him that I'm actually a grill
>he gives me a super short answer that basically reads "Oh, so you're a girl? Fuck off then"
>Doesen't react to my texts since
What the fuck is wrong with you people? He doesen't want to talk to me anymore just because I'm a girl?
>>24166920
he's just saving you both the trouble of breaking off contact later.
Be thankful it didnt happen two years from now when it could really hurt.
TOP kek , muahahha
>>24166920
>mislead someone
>don't understand why this pisses them off
It's been too long since we've had one of these threads
>>24166902
dumping my collection of rare party wojaks
>>24166902
i love the song the way by fastball
cool story too
>>24166902
I don't even get the reference for this one
>When even Joesph Stalin was a chad in his early days
why live when bitches even fucked HIM
>>24166890
>even fucked him
Women are attracted to sociopaths, especially exotic ones. (Stalin wasn't an ethnic Russian and had a thick accent.)
>>24166890
he was a short thug that had a taste for very young teen girls, not a chad
>>24166890
Can't really become a world leader without being a Chad.
Let's make a female version of ourselves!
https://2995c29805bc62632246266798940ee013527468.googledrive.com/host/0B31ASET0VYFvWjE5SEtwZWZmbjg/chara.html
>>24166545
Trannies pls go
I think your link is ded, bro.
>>24166545
o-okFuck you Chinese moot
![3a3184fde4e4acdcf125c8baa0b46bbd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GTrdfCn.jpg "3a3184fde4e4acdcf125c8baa0b46bbd[1]")
>Be me
>Match with girl on OKC that is quite beautiful and has like 89% match
>Worry she's a bot so Google search her pics
>Find fb, ig, tweets.
>Turns out she has muscular dystrophy
>OH_SNAP.jpg
>Surprisingly this actually give me some confidence to message her
>Message some dumb shit about college
>She replies
>After a compliment about her smile (which is hard for her due to her MD) I get her number
>hellyeah.png
>Start texting alot, sharing our passions and goals in life
>Subtly let her know that I know about her condition
>Finally comes clean about her illness.
>itscoolman.pdf
>Her attraction to me skyrockets
>Text like 200x as much
>Starts calling and Skyping
>Her voice and face soooo sexy
>We start talking about everything under the sun, we really connect
>Feelinggoodfeels.tif
>She starts making sexy flirting.
>Asks about my fetishes, talks about her lingerie, mentions how she can still do the freaky stuff even with her MD
>Gettinghardbro.gif
>She wants to meet but work and apartment move make it hard for me to make time.
>Decide to just skip work and meet her for a lunch date (which will end in sexy times)
>We finally meet!
>Her MD makes her walk and sit funny but I don't care, she's gorgeous
>Nice cafe, great food, engaging conversation.
>She suddenly hugs me and says she has to go study for a postgrad thing
>waitwhat.jpg
>Confused that the plan changed but ok...
>We say goodbye and I head home
>Not even 30 minutes later and she TEXTS that she's "not interested" anymore
>WUT.gif
>Call her and find out that she felt no spark or "connection"
>Her tone is completely different now.
>No more playfulness, just businesslike
>Doesn't even think she can make it to my housewarming party now
>The texting has completely stopped
>She jumped ship like it was nothing
>I feel so heartbroken, insecure, and confused
>mfw a girl you like and likes you back goes from 100 to 0 in liking you after meeting face to face for an hour
>This doesn't feel bad, this fucking kills me
I think the real reason you're asshurt is not because
>mfw a girl you like and likes you back goes from 100 to 0 in liking you after meeting face to face for an hour
But more like
>tfw even a cripple rejects you
Also gtfo my board normie
>>24166539
what do you look like? your ethnicity, height, weight, what kind of clothes do you wear, etc?
>>24166646
I'm Latino, weight 203lbs, 6'1". I wear jeans and t-shirts
