Hello, and welcome to The Frog and the Feels. Today is November 14th, which means we're having a special on Captain Morgan rum. Order at your convenience.
The Jukebox works, so put on whatever song you feel fits the situation.
Other than that, just have fun. Tell us about your day, or whatever is bothering you at the moment.
WATCH ME,WHHHIIIPPPP
*starts dancing*
Let's just set on a tune...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeRrS-o7twk
I woke up this morning in a car in Van Nuys after getting really drunk. I jumped on the orange line and got stopped by the metro police for not paying me fair. Such is life being poor. I flew a sign outside a grocery store so I could get on the next bus heading east, and I gave some woman a dollar. And the whole time I was talking to her I wanted to rip off her clothes and have savage animal sex with her on the street corner in front of everybody.
Getting drunk alone edition
I'm full and I haven't even had a slice of pizza
Yes, ISIS are attacking your village.
>>24264696
>village
I live in ondon
What's the thing that you fapped to that made you feel the worst afterwards?
I had sex with a gross fat woman because her profile pic was nicer and I didn't want to be rude and I wanted sex
>>24264449
That's not fapping you fucking normie go away
In Assassin's creed Brotherhood, you can run into citizens to make them fall over. if you do this three times, they will stay on the ground, rolling around and moaning.
I did this to several women, picked them up and carried them all to a pile of qt girl npc's.
Then I jacked it like there was no tomorrow.
talk with other female posters, post feels, etc.
>tfw going on lolcow and reading e-drama
>wrapped in a blanket drinking peppermint tea
>roommate is gone for the weekend
>listening to OPN's new album
feels comfy
>>24262717
Post boobs and asshole
What is lolcow? I keep hearing people bring it up, is it actually a website for women or something?
Also, what is OPN?
tea is for faggots you vapid hole. sage
How many of males aged 20-30 are virgins? And what is the main cause for it?
I assumed it was a high rate cause of hypergamy. And women only wanting Chad and so on. But the real world is so fucking different. Everyone gets laid. Even bald men get qt girls. I see all the stereotypes. Like short men getting girls. Which goes against the height chart material on 4chan. They all just have friends. Meet their girls via mutual friends and so on.
How many of us are forever alone? And what is the main cause of it? It cannot be looks unless you're too picky. Is it loneliness?
I really think it's due to you guys just being cowards and not going in for that kiss or physical contact etc. Or you're just ugly and awkward.
>>24259952
Generally speaking bad practically nonexistent social skills.
And after years of isolation i am just a walking empty shell.
If in some magical way i would land a date or something like that i couldn't behave like a normal human being even for 5min.
To top it off because of all the things mentioned above i probably won't approach any women during my lifetime.
>>24260069
You never learned to make friends. And hence not being able to make a girl friend?
A kindly voice explains that you are about to be reincarnated, you are permitted to select attributes for your reborn self.
You are given 20 points to divide between the following.
>Charisma 0/10
>Strength 0/10
>Beauty 0/10
>Intelligence 0/10
What do you choose?
>>24259948
10/10 beauty and intelligence
>Charisma 5/10
>Beauty 10/10
>Intelligence 7/10
>>24259967
0 charisma so you just end up a bot yard again
How are liberals still defending Islam after this?
They have a narrative to stick to. An intersectional worldview requires that the blame is eventually place on white men.
you can't judge an entire race based off something a small group of people did
>>24256277
I can and will.
I feel like I'm not valued at all. I am completely disposable in the eys of society just look at all the breast cancer shit, when prostate cancer kills more men and if you complain or day ask what's in it for you, you are called a whiny baby, loser, manchild etc this society gives no rewards for shouldering burdens, and expects men to just shut the fuck up and accept a bad deal well no, I wont. insult me all you like, it's not happening. why should I marry a woman who already has children? why should I marry someone who divorced the last man? why should marry...
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Just drop out, do your own thing, and remember to turn down the roasties when they come after your bux at 30. You're under no obligation to be involved with a society that doesn't value you, any more than you need to be to secure food and shelter that is.
>>24252921
the truth is even back then in the 1950s unless you were good looking women still resented their "family man" beta provider husbands and it wasn't some utopia lmao
>>24253073
earth is actually hell
So...
>terrorist attack happens
>people respond emotionally
>decide to hate all Muslims for it
90% of /r9k/ users are just as easily manipulated and impressionable as the so called masses or "normies" that you hate. Not even Muslim or a Muslim sympathizer. Just a Black dude with a modicum of common sense. Literally, you fucks don't even take a second to rationally consider the situation, understand what influenced it. Nope, you just insta, emotional-react....
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>90% of /r9k/ users are just as easily manipulated and impressionable as the so called masses or "normies" that you hate.
They are the failed normie scum.
If there is 0% mus population there is a substantial smaller chance (near 0%) of radical mus attacks.
>>24249720
Butthurt muzzie detected.
The Real R9K Survey.
>Age
>Country
>Height
>Appearance (Out of 10)
>Acne (Yes/No)
>Number of opposite sex kissed
>Number of opposite sex fucked
>Number of girlfriends
>Current job/education
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>Age
26
>Country
USA
>Height
5'10
>Appearance (Out of 10)
6 is what I think personally. Rating sites averaged 7.2.
>Acne (Yes/No)
No.
>Number of opposite sex kissed
Zero
>Number of opposite sex fucked
Zero
>Number of girlfriends
Zero
>Current job/education
Government/High...
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>Age
20
>Country
US
>Height
5'11
>Appearance (Out of 10)
3/10
>Acne (Yes/No)
No acne but skin condition yes
>Number of opposite sex kissed
0
>Number of opposite sex fucked
0
>Number of girlfriends
0
>Current job/education
Walmart
>Savings
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>Age
22
>Country
United Kingdom
>Height
5ft5"
>Appearance (Out of 10)
6 on a good day.
>Acne (Yes/No)
Little
>Number of opposite sex kissed
I got kissed once when I was little by a slightly older girl. I also vaguely remember trying to kiss my classmate from primary school at my home. It was before I could appreciate it.
>Number...
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It's Friday the 13th, robots. Try not to step on any cracks or walk under any ladders on your way into the F&F tonight. As usual, get /comfy/ and share your thoughts and feels.
Few reminders, we need ID to prove you're a robot, keep it civil or security might throw you out, and if you roll dubs, trips, etc. your next drink is free.
What'll it be, robots?
Here's my ID barkeep, I'll just have a glass of water and enjoy the banter
>>24248545
Good choice, anon. I dedicate my trips to the finest glass of water you'll drink tonight.
As for the banter, i'm still waiting on that. Give it time, more robots will show.
>>24248000
One battle of Schnapps please. You might remember from some nights before. This week has gone a lot better really, I haven't had to send anybody to a morgue since Wednesday.
>Feelsgodman.jpg
FINISH HERWoman hate thread?
>doing organic midterm
>bitch sits next to me who i haven't seen all semester
>obviously she doesn't go to class so she's probably retarded
>"are you ready for this test anon?"
>starts flirting, thinking i'll buy into it to show her my answers
>don't buy into it
>start test
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>be me, robot autist
>hates wymyn
That'll show them
>>24247106
WOMAN BTFO
B
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F
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HO LEE SHIT
Wait, aren't guns illegal in France?
>it's 2015, guns in America should be illegal so all the shootings can stop
>>24245762
Let me guess, it's the muzzies. Right?
>>24245762
AT LEAST 26 DEAD ACCORDING TO FRANCE24
Ask a femanon who's hiding in the girl's bathroom because she didn't write her essay anything
>>24243510
Will you remember to not put onion on my hamburgers?
This site is for 18+ users
>>24243510
Essay? Are you in high school? Didnt you learn from that spongebob episode on how to half ass one of these?
Friday the 13th edition
>>24238088
Alright lad famas
How's the day going so far?
Pakis get the fuck out.
>its fucking november
When did this happen..