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Who here has been to a mental hospital?
>Be me
>Attempts suicide
>Vomits and fails
>Sent to mental hospital
>Feel better
>Go home
>Wants to kill myself again but my parents are watching my every move and it'd kill them
>tfw I will never be happy
>Quality of life before mental hospital: 4/10
No friends, loner, bullied, minimum wage job, after 1st semester, my mom can no longer afford to help pay for college. Plus a long distance relationship I had went to shit.
>Quality of life while in mental hospital: 4.2/10
4 walls. Emptiness. Designated eating times. Designated showers. People are not nearly as interesting as you'd think
>Quality of life after mental hospital: 8/10
Literally came out after two months and somehow wasn't fired from my retail job (I was hardworking prior to the incident). Went back to college, graduated with a BA in polisci and 3.7 GPA. Was student gov VP in the process, found a chick, dates, sex, keked, anger, and some recovery. Honors, awards. Respected across university. Graduated with 3-4 job offers. Currently working in law ~$40,000/yr. Moving into my own place next month.
Life can change. The mental hospital wasn't what made the difference in terms of treatment, I refused it all. What made the difference was realizing that I didn't want to be in the same place forever. I wanted more.
>>24282507
why don't you travel anon?
>>24282866
>fractional ratings
I like you.
How gay/straight is /r9k/?
Slightly gayer than straight. 3.5 on the Kinsey scale.
I love girl cock
>>24282459
Pretty gay tbqh, everyone here loves boi pucci
>be on diet
>see candy bars, chips and flavoured nuts in the store
>don't be on diet any more
>put mayo on everything because it fits
You fell off the wagon. Get back on.
>slowly gaining weight over the past 6 months
>"guess I'll have to start limiting my carbs"
>spend a day eating no bread, only meats vegetables and a bit of rice
>next day eat pasta and garlic bread
>"dear lord this is so good "
rinse and repeat
>wake up
>walk to mini mart for breakfast
>cashier tells me have a nice day
>tell him to fuck off
>slam the door
>knock over some parked bikes
>throw bags and wrappers all over parking lot
>dump half my coffee on a motorcycle seat
>walk home
>go back to sleep
>mfw
nice one edgemeister
Fucking owned.
>>24282350
>implying it's bad to be edgy
...Will girls ever like us?
when we're financially stable in our thirties and they've ridden hundreds of cocks, and exchange their looks for niglets and stds they will
Short answer: no.
Long answer: nooooooooooo.
They will end up liking those robots who obtain successful careers once they are well past their prime. The robots who don't become financially viable may never get to experience sex/relationships.
hiroyuki please create /wiz/, /hiki/, /neet/, or /incel/
then ban anyone posting there who identifies themselves as a normie or a female
Is that a comic by that insane lesbian who makes all her comics about sex and has literally nothing else to talk about?
>>24281986
That's gross as heck, why would someone think that's a funny prank
>>24282021
because intellectually women are on the same level as children
Just got a girlfriend does that mean I'm not allowed on r9k anymore
see if it lasts over a month, youre just in the infatuation stage right now. you dont see her flaws yet, and she dosent see yours. if you two can get past that and make a meaningful relationship, then you probably wont come back to this shithole
>>24281946
Honestly it can last up to 3-6months depending how dense you both are... Gl senpai
>>24281885
>Just got a girlfriend
How?
Beta males aka "nice guys" are terrible persons. They are so desperate for pussy, that they'd be willing to hurt their best friends, only to get attention from a vagina. Beta males are spineless, illoyal and immoral worms dedicating their lives only to worshipping sociopathic sluts and enabling their vaginal privilege.
I'm so glad I transcended the alpha/beta dichotomy. I stopped pursuing cunts and instead I became pure hatred.
>>24281789
That's cool, man. Hey, tell your sister I'm gonna pick her up tonight.
I feel like this was written specifically for me. I'm sorry, FV.
>>24281789
>became pure hatred
That is a feel I know.
Finally bitched out my roommate and it made me feel worse instead of better.
>roommate is nignog
>sleeps on couch because he ruined his own room with his disgusting slob habits
>couch is on opposite side of wall of my bed
>EVERY MORNING plays fucking loud ass retarded phone videos (snapchats and vines and shit)
>EVERY FUCKING MORNING people yelling and saying black people shit through wall
>go out there 10 minutes ago and bitch him out
>"Do you have to play that shit every fucking morning dude?"
>"Not everybody goes to sleep at fucking 10pm"
>"You have a bedroom right fucking there use it"
>thought it would be satisfying but now I just kind of feel bad
I'm really just not made for confrontation, I feel like I should've just calmly asked him to use headphones or something. Am I in the wrong here /r9k/?
I'd rather be homeless than live with a coon
>>24281744
If you've talked to him a few times before about it, you're fine. If you've never mentioned that it bothers you and you went out and sperged, you went full autismo and you should apologize for freaking out and say it just gets on your nerves.
>>24281860
I never talked to him about it before, I guess I will apologize later. Now I'm fully awake and the whole dorm is filled with this silence that's giving me anxiety
I think I have a serious heart condition.
I get heart palpitation when resting, laying down and sleeping, high blood pressure especially after drinking alcohol. Couldn't sleep the last two days because I feel the heart palpitation when trying to sleep.
I didn't go to the doctor about it specifically yet because I am a bit embarrassed about it and because most of the times I go to a doctor they just tell me everything is okay.
>>24281720
medi-fag here. get a nicotine patch and slap it on about 15 minutes before you start drinking, then try it.
in all seriousness, cardio will probably help you. go for long walks or slow jogs. it will help you.
>>24281932
I have been doing lots of pushups, situps, pullups etc the last few years without doing much cardio, could that trigger such thing?
Also I often bingedrink and cant keep controll over how much I drink once I drink.
>>24282590
Anybody in your family have any heart conditions?
What's your weight and do you smoke?
>finally give in, make an okcupid account because lonely
>send out dozens of messages
>qt 18 year old replies
>tfw I can't tell if I'm being autistic, or if she is
>tfw she keeps replying
How do I steer the conversation towards something more interesting? I'm afraid that at this rate she'll get bored and stop replying.
lol it's already over you fag
do you actually think would spend time talking about fucking cats?plus being a cat person is a huge redflag
She looks like she's talking to herself. Make the convo about yourself
>>24281675
ask about her work? hopefully it isn't about cats.
/r9k/ I can't figure this out.
Why are women bad at everything? At first I thought it was just physical things like fighting and being strong. But then I realized that the top expert in any field or skill is always a man. Why are women just worse in general than men, at every single facet of life? Is testosterone really one hell of a drug?
What are you good at, anon?
>>24281664
My personal level of skill doesn't affect the fact that the top representative of every field in the world is a male. See, look? Women are even bad at arguing and logic. It's like a comedy of errors.
>>24281630
>be me, have penis
>suck at everything, inferior in every measurable way to most women I know
>still think men are objectively better than women
Why this
We need masculinism because we're NOT your sugardaddy providers, the CURE to your WHITE fever, your fantasy SEX TOYS, or your dominant viking pilagers. We are STRONG, INDEPENDENT, and CAPABLE NORTH-EUROPEAN MEN.
>>24281625
doesnt work when you're the expendable gender bucko
After that picture was taken they all went fucking beta White guys that White women didn't want.
>>24281625
getting real /pol/ in here.
My dad wants me to tell him what I want for Christmas by the end of the day and I don't know what I want. What are some good ideas, /r9k/?
a gf (original comment robot)
Tell him that your life is the alphabet, and "I want the sixth and seventh letter back."
A life
this trans lady just got her breast implants taken out
do you think she made the right decision? why or why not?
this is the after picture
and here is what she looked like with the implants
its ok i guess as long as she likes it
>>24281467
or i guess that pic doesnt show the implants so much here's another
