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OBAMA JUST SENT 10,000 REFUGEES INTO MY CITY
WHAT THE FUCK
FUCK OBAMA HOLY SHIT
http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2015/11/13/ironic-timing-today-first-load-of-10000-syrian-refugees-has-arrived-in-new-orleans-all-single-males-18-30-years-old/
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>conservativetreehouse
its bullshit op
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>>24279523
Go back to reddit with shitty picture fag. I hope you get beheaded by the refugees
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>>24279548
i guess i picked a bad source
look it up
its not
>>24279562
pepe is equivalent to rage faces
you know it

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Is l'Kent brave for crying about being rejected on video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ4tdmOntfg
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Kent ; ;

why? ; ;
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Hows it going everyone out there on youtube
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>>24279507
Yes he is brave

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I have 3 close friends. They are my first friends in 18 years so I'm very happy to have them.
Anyway, they know I browse 4chan, and today's my birthady, so they wanted to get me something I would like. They also know that I like to collect lighters.
So they got me a lighter for my birthday.
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Nice view.
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It's autistic as all fuck.

And I love it. What do you guys think?
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>has friends
>puts memes on things

>>>/b/

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who /bagsundereyes/ here?

I think it's a robot's distinguishing feature tbqh senpai
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It's strange I'm sure I have insomnia since I can only get around 3 hours of sleep per night and if I do manage to go back to sleep I wake up 30 minutes later from either terrible dreams or sleep paralysis. Despite this I don't develop bags under my eyes
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>>24278965
I read this as ba tsundere yes
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It's a distinguishing robot feature, because it's indicative of midface hypoplasia-i.e. being an ugly, improperly developed non-human.

It's not about sleep.

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Was syd barrett a robot?
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no, just a kind of weird guy who did too many drugs

i watched an interview where richard wright basically explained that syd was always a bit off, but nothing too serious. then syd disappeared for about 2 weeks at some point, did a shit load of acid during that time, and came back to the band completely changed and totally off his shit
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>>24277978
Why are there no borderline famous robots that make good music?
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>>24278006
There are plenty.

Check out Current 93. MC Ride is also a robot, but normies ruined DG for me.

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>2016

>Still no GF
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>2016
Everyone is a piece of shit anyway
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>>24276540

>He didn't get the gf manual when he was born

It's so damn easy. Just read the manual ya dingus
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>>24276540
I guess you haven't tried very hard.

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>tfw called my boyfriend master for the first time today

feminism is wrong, giving myself completely to a man is the most amazing thing ive ever felt
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You'll meet your just dues in the fires of Hell, slut.
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>>24275906
Good for you, but please dont rub it in my face too much, i cant afford a pet right now and it's killing me
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you're not a girl, but if you were I would want to punch your teeth in.

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YG - Creamy peanut butter is shit.

> General Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0B1TQuYb
> Dating / Community site FAQ: http://pastebin.com/uAVi8RjT
----------------------------------------
> IRC channel: #yg on irc.rizon.net / port 6667
> Friendly connection tutorial: http://i.imgur.com/5teKhJn.png
> Stalker's DOX toolkit: https://ghostbin.com/paste/tks63
> Location triangulation with cree.py: http://www.geocreepy.com/
> Remember to cover your tracks: https://www.bestvpn.com/
> Dating / Community site: http://yandere.org/
> Yandere Map: https://zeemaps.com/map?group=1005508
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seek help senpai
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This OP looks familiar somehow. hmmmm...
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>>24274188
>no thread subject
>name of thread in capitals without slashes on either side
What are you even doing

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>tfw no tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating,duwende stomping, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
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>>24271792
Is she some kind of magical brown elf
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>>24271809
She stomps on elves
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>>24271792
Please add adobo eating

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Comfy rainy Saturday edition
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Gonna catch a train in a bit, going to locals to play card games. There's a yugioh tag today, but I hate all the kozmo players, also they banned my cannahawk ;_;

Gonna spend the day playing vanguard, just finished my silver thorn waifu deck
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>>24418198
>playing modern yugioh

Synchro a shit
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at work
never posted here before
lurked forever
today felt right

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It's Friday night. Why aren't you sucking a cock?
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No ambition to make friends I guess
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>>24414996
Daddies wife is home this weekend :(
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That requires interacting with people on a personal level.

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Depression and anxiety are one of the top causes of death in the world. The \r9k\ community has helped people get through their hardest times. The fembot community has grown very much and is becoming organized. This is a great place to share our feelings to one another and be positive.

How are my fellow fembots doing? What are your plans for the coming Thanksgiving holiday? Are you enjoying the comfy weather?
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Is this some kind of a sick joke?
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>>24409113
Not you again.. Cringe
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>>24409113
why can't you just go back to reddit....

I remember when this place was better than now

Friday night edition.
made it through another week.
fucking great.
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>>24405593
sup anon.
what are you up to?
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>still 270mg of caffeine in my system
I can't sleep lads -.-
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Jacob rees mogg is on have I got news for you, mates

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Who /notinfected/ here?


>About 50 percent to 80 percent of US adults have oral herpes. According to the National Institutes of Health (NIH), by age 50, approximately 90 percent of adults have been exposed to the virus.

If you have herpes you are a normalfag. A true robot is both physically and spiritually pure.

Are you infected?
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Also there is NO CURE for herpes.

Just as there is NO CURE for normalfaggotry.
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>>24402345
Oral herpes is hot tbqh.
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both my parents do and i dont..most likely i am immune just like i am immune to true hapiness..

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/britfeel/

Highly autistic wooeeeoooh edition
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> first for pakis out!
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You know when you've just discovered something about yourself, and you really, really need to tell someone just to know if you're completely batshit insane or not, but you can't tell anybody because you might be put in jail?

It's a bad feel.
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Morning robots~

>last night
>overdose on diet pills
>pass out
>wake up 5 minutes ago
>heart hurts
>try to get up
>knees buckle under me
>start crying

I-I hope you all ha-have a better day than me~

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