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Friendly reminder that you can't be a robot unless you have 10+ drinks a day.
>tfw you know that the only thing that you love will kill you
I don't drink and I'm robot af.
The robot tests all give you normie points if you drink.
I used to drink a lot though and it's great going through the day in a dizz
>>24284203
what if i smoke weed to escape life instead
>>24284331
It's only normie if you drink with friends and go out.
>>24284421
Hmmm yes I think that might be accepted if you do it in excess.
/r9k/ is always going on about women having life on easy mode so trannies did your life actually improve after you became a woman?
>>24284150
Trannie =/= woman
has or had penis = man
fucking something that has or had a penis = your a fag.
Conclusion: OP is a flaming faggot.
>>24284150
But the difference is trannies aren't women, so no.
>asking trans girls if their life improved once they transitioned
Of course???
>29 years old
>no friends
>never interacted with women
>not fat or deformed, still mediocre looking
>its almost impossible to make friends since people around my age are not interested in making friends
>realize i will never marry because women are disgusted by my autistic personality
>really wish i was 20 again when i had chances
DONT WASTE YOUR TIME YOU YOUNGFAGS GO OUT INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING YOU HAVE CHANCES TO MAKE FRIENDS NOW
FUCK FUCK
>>24284034
But I'm too comfy anon 23 btw
>>24284034
U sound pretty cool to be anon
>>24284034
>>realize i will never marry because women are disgusted by my autistic personality
This makes no sense anon. Your advice is to go out and make friends while you're young, yet you still admit normies are repulsed by our autistic personalities. It's not like those personalities are any different by age. An autist is an autist at any age.
And btw 29 is still young too. I went from having just one actual friend to making a pretty decent group of 5-6 friends at around that age. Most moved away and I screwed things up with the rest, but at 29 it was still possible to start from nothing and actually make chances to be social, if that's what you want.
Anyone else got along with the black kids in school more than the otehrs?
I did. I prefer the way they're more straightforward and honest about things. It makes social situations easier to navigate. Some 20-year-old coke dealer still in grade 11 who would show up high to every class even sort of took me under his wing.
>>24284027
No, and I'm black. If anything, my interactions with other black kids became the source of my disdain for black people.
I did because the black kid at my high school was shunned because he was black. Lived in north wisconsin, people would call him nigger everyday and shit.
Why don't you try to change ?
>>24283977
Free will doesn't exist.
Every time I try I lose interest in 2 days and go back to lying in bed
Most recently I tried learning python, I was enjoying it but I haven't touched it in weeks
While humans are very adaptive, change is still very hard to mentalize.
How do people in trailers, small houses, and apartments sleep?
I live in a house with thin walls and I'm going insane. I'm doing everything I can just to sleep I can hear everything they do. A fan isn't doing anything either.
someone outside was uncontrollably crying and started tapping on my window. couldn't tell if they actually needed help so i just stayed inside.
>tfw I've been sleeping on the floor of my sister's living room for over a month
>tfw it's a one-bed apartment
>>24283969
>loud neighbours with kids
>always making noise
>kids cry every 5 minutes
>parents shout a lot
>happens all hours of the day
>lights always on, even in the middle of the night
>want to go tell them to shut the fuck up but the dad looks deadly
>want to make loads of noise too but worried they'd tell me to shut up
>tfw too considerate even to cunts I hate
And you don't seem to understaaaaannddd
that opening sent tingly shivers up and down my spine every time
made me feel like the world was ending on a good note
>>24283946
That song always makes me feel melancholic
CAN SOMEONE LINK THAT VID THAT IS DUVET BUT VERY CORRUPT AND THE TITLE WAS SOMETHING LIKE "SRSLOR EXPRMRMMRS LAIN" OR SIMILAR, I'VE LOST IT AND CAN'T FIND IT
just happened. my jimmies are rustled.
>have over grill
>qt
>took her virginity 3 years ago, ripe teen poon
>she became a slut after, putting out vag and ass
>starts dating this kek a year ago
>still dating, he goes to college in a different town now
>she's over at my place dabbing and drinking
>get's really drunk and asks if she can stay over
>asks if she can borrow one of my big shirts
>doesn't wear bra or pants underneath, asks to cuddle
>gets progressively sluttier as intoxication intensifies
>has really nice nails, asks if she can scratch my back and afterwords scratches my rod gently through my underwear
>teases me until I'm about to tear her clothes off, "I really want to but we can't. I used to cheat, I've learned how to say no"
>starts telling me about times spent with boyfriend
>first month of him living in college town she visited him
> her, him, his roommate are drunk together
>somehow begin talking about threesome and they decide to have one
>"so I was really excited for this threesome and we started, but apparently [bf] got up and went to the other room at some point. He took adderall earlier that day and couldn't get hard; I didn't even notice that he left and had sex with his roommate all night. In the morning it was quiet and he was really mad, awkward"
>homeboy got kek'd, kek
>wait, slut won't put out for me
>I got kek'd
>spoon that bitch till the late morning, tell her I'll smoke her out if she makes my bed
>makes my bed, tell her she was too slow and I have shit to do
>don't let the door hit your vagina on the way out
I'mtriggered[/spoiler[
Yo, having a horny bitch all over you who refuses to put out is hot as fuck doe, imo. I would love that.
>>24283943
Its moreso the feeling of something rightfully yours being taken from you. I was her first and deserve the right to check in every now and then and see what kinda moves she can trick; now she's in some delicate ecosystem that I can't quite fuck my way into
>>24284085
>Its moreso the feeling of something rightfully yours being taken from you.
I was trying to tell myself that I'm not a kek for finding being in your situation hot, but you're totally right. I just gave a fetish for really lewd stuff like that. Like, that bitch being braless and going without panties makes it sooooo much better imo. But, still, it's her self-restraint that cockblocked you, and my wanting to be cockblocked like that probs makes me a kek.
Today was a classmates birthday party and I,like the whole class, was invited.
Of course I didnt go because socially retarded
Get message from classmates:
>you know you really are ungrateful you always get invited to parties, whne we go out but you never show.
Now Ill be disliked. should i just kill myself.
Also unrelated how many liters of Helium do you need for an exit bag.
>birthday parties
>the whole class was invited
Kid, you're probably 14. Wait until you're at least 18 then see if you still want to kill yourself.
>>24283724
people here celebrate their 21's. wuith a big party. Fuck off
>>24283628
Why are you ungrateful for not going to a party? Wtf?
>tfw no french gf
If I leave a trail of baguettes leading to my front door will one show up eventually?
try escargot and fois gras in a variety of sauces if you want to catch a classy one
you should start smoking
did someone say baguette?
Who /death/ here?
>Tfw your death was nearly four years ago
my death is approaching
like a slow rumble on the horizon
I'm a little scared
I think this is just the calm before the storm
and once the storm passes, the wreckage it leaves in its wake will be beautiful
or so I hope
>>24283569
Hows hell my man?
>mfw i broke free of neetdom
>made normie friends and started getting into normie music
>is this happiness?
>"hey man wanna go to a rave down paris way"?
>"might meet a cute stacy bruh"
>"sure bro haha"
>place gets shot up
serves me right
> known the girl for almost five months;
she looks at me across the room, holds doors for me, and says hi to me every once in a while.
> decide to make face account and stalked her on facebook
she's a normal girl; parties every now and then. she's a 4/10 but I like her because she is slender and thin and feminine and short hair as well.
>me
im muscled, no social life, social reject, cant drive, go to uni, and i work at a different place now not the same place she works at.
isn't getting a gf social life? so no, it is not.
>>24283661
i just want to know if its possible
>>24283692
Yes it is.You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
dat feel when paper towel sticks to forskin
>>24283481
aa yes i will never know this feel
>tfw grill puts tongue under your foreskin and swirls around your glans benis
>>24283481
I'm a little spooked by the fact that your thumb looks identical to mine. Cock is totally different tho
/YG/ - Tomatoes were once considered to be aphrodisiacs.
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>tfw she likes your memes
tfw she's a sissy fag
>>24284138
NO IM NOT YOU BULLY ;_;
What is /r9k/'s ideal social situation?
>a handful of close friends that all had different things to bring to the table that i could hang out with and go to events with constantly.
>a nonjudgmental artificially intelligent bf that i could text and talk to whenever i wanted and had his own interests and was also very emotionally supportive and programmed to always be there for me
>a few friends with benefits with coinciding kinks would be amazing as well.
I'm floating in the vacuum of space and everyone else is dead
>>24283452
would get kind of boring after a while
>>24283431
I only want one person in my life that I can spend all my time with. I've never had anybody.
tfw no gf
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