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>tfw arab muslim living in europe
>tfw im bullied even on /r9k/
REEEEEEEEEEEE I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO BE WHITE
nice baitakhi
>>24281355
Literally all you have to do is convert to Christianity or at least renounce Islam.
>>24281355
You wouldn't be bullied if you lived among other Arab muslim in whatever Arab muslim shithole you came from
can a femanon say "hey, i miss you" on vocaroo please? thank you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01gTbb5jeTB
just gay my shit up senpai
>>24281295
this is ok i think im a little gay what game are you playing and yes of course i do think about you why wouldn't i anon-kun <3
>>24281216
i love you pls respond
Who else /smokes cigarettes by the window while listening to emo music/ here?
Dude go back to 2003. Wtf
Smoking cigs in 2015 is edgy.
>cigarettes
>emo music
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city
You Used To Call My Cellphone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f7GuS9F0kM
This song must be about my mom cause she's the only one who calls my cellphone
>>24280994
WHITE IVERSON
WHEN I STARTED BALLING I WAS YOUNG
YOU GON THINK ABOUT ME WHEN IM GONE
> tfw you aren't in a epic jorney through faraway lands with your best friends
would have to find friends first
>>24280978
>tfw procrastinating on writing a paper on a sunday instead of being on a carefree adventure
>>24280978
>TFW I will never live in Iceland
>TFW I will never spend my days exploring the plains and cliffs
>TFW I will never bathe in a hot spring with myhomolong-haired qt3.14 bf, watching the stars and getting shitfaced
>TFW I will never speak one of the most beautiful languages in the world
>TFW I will never see the northern lights
>TFW I will never live in a nigger-free society
The list goes on forever
Why live?Anybody want to come with me?I'm so lonely ;_;
How long have you lasted?
im on day four, if the wind hits me the wrong way my dick fucking spasms and turns into solid granite
I was on day three before this really cute something walked into my work. I had to excuse myself to JO immediately. Took about 20 seconds and felt ok
>>24280902
Just fap once every Sunday
Sweet today it's my day four i just had to get past day 2 and now I'm good
Why aren't you dating superior Russian women?
i can't afford to
Have you seen what they look like when they turn 30?
>>24280672
Because I hate women
How can pancake ass, chestlet, lipless, roastie fembots compete?
>>24280627
Who is this scrotum totem
Women with small tits should probably end themselves
The thing nature finds a way. You know those bottom tier women that are rejected by most men? Well they end up settling for the same bottom tier males who were ignored and rejected by most women
who /r9kparliament/ here?
get in here bros
>>24280162
Can I have a seat in 2d please?
>>24280162
wizard's guild, singing in.
>>24280162
seat in edgelords pls, do we need tripcodes and shit again?
>h-hey big bro
>w-why are you looking at me like that?
>>24280082
Don't you remember what we did last night?
>>24280082
>someone will inevitably deflower her
>it won't be you
*teleports behind you*
*kills you*
>tfw spending your birthday alone for the 4th year running
anybody else on their own today?
Happy birthday Anon, I've had small family things for the last couple of years (think those pics you see of a lonely autistic guy with a cake) but this year I was completely alone. I'm here for you Anon (no homo), hope you have a great day
>>24280094
thanks anon, plan is to sit about and play video games - probably buy myself pizza later on, that's about it
My family won't let me have such a day, and a few people online refuse to, as well. Happy Birthday, anon
What are the most embarrassing things you have done while drunk? Green text please.
This just happened to me.
>get black out drunk
>start talking to guy I do not know at bar
>ask him if he has a gf (I'm a guy)
>he says no
>tell him that I will find him a gf
>go around bar asking every single girl if she is single
>obviously very drunk and people are visible getting very annoyed
>guy tells me I should go away because his friend thinks I'm hitting on his gf
>tell him I have a gf
>I just stand there staring at the dude while his friend reassures them I'm just some drunk idiot
>go back to guy at bar
>ask him for his phonenumber (because I want to be friends)
>says lolno
>reassure him that I am not gay and that I have a gf
>ask him if I am annoying him
>yes
>should I leave
>yes
>leave
I live in a mid-sized town so now I don't want to go out ever again because I'm afraid people will recognize me.
>>24280060
Wtf whyyy?
Bloxxxxxx
>>24280242
I don't know. That's the thing about being black out drunk.
>be me
>drinking heavily in a quiet pub one Friday night
>realise I'm about to puke
>burst into toilet
>throw up straight into some guy's lap as he's taking a shit
>look at him and figure I'd best get the first punch in
>punch him and run out, never to return to that pub
I can laugh about it now but I felt pretty bad for the guy. He was just trying to take a shit and someone threw up in his lap and then punched him before running off.
![[Zero-Raws] GJ-bu - 02 (NTV 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_13.31_[2013.01.17_12.55.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3F9x090.jpg "[Zero-Raws] GJ-bu - 02 (NTV 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4 snapshot 13.31 [2013.01.17 12.55.07]")
>mfw sandpeople are trying to kill us
>mfw I don't want to die before I get the chance to suck master's dick
>mfw I don't want to be killed by sandpeople, I want master to kill me himself
I want master to choke me while he looks into my eyes and tells me "goodnight my pet" right before I die.
>>24279975
I-I second this
>Tfw I miss your pet
>Tfw I was worried someone else would kill him before I do
I want to stab my pet over and over telling him how much I love him as he slowly bleeds out
>>24279975
You can imagine this dumb roleplay while I'm fucking your mouth
>tfw balding at 19
Ha
Original post
anyone feel like they're balding but aren't? For the last 3-4 years I thought I'd be noticeably bald the following year but my hair has stayed pretty damn good. I'm actually happy to say now that I don't think I'm balding.
>>24279824
I started balding at 15, OP. It was shit. By 17 I could not hide it no longer. Been bic'ing my head since.
At least I look like a depressed biker instead of an accountant in denial.
Why did you guys ruin acnekun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzOJAkFTJuY
>>24279535
>those gay mannerisms
>that sly, cheeky attitude
>that accent
And let's not forget the way he gets really close to the camera to describe the love scenes. What a disgusting man.
>this guy, with little acne when compared to me, is called Acne-kun
Let me die in my sleep please.
>>24279880
His face was literally a pizza in his older videos
![20150327_203334 [18B195B5].png](https://i.imgur.com/v7RXdB7.jpg "20150327 203334 [18B195B5]")
