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>tfw 7 year car loan
>only on year 4
Why did I let my 19 year old self make financial decisions
Christ
$12264 left to go.
vroom vroom
>>24289991
what kind of whip?
>>24289991
>340 dollars a month
Is that a lot in Americaland?
>this is literally how normies talk
tbqh fa m
I have noticed that normies just have really low expectations from life, and really high confidence that everything they say is super interesting. Whenever they go on vacation it's like
>OMG and like REMEMBER we went on the BUS and the bus had OPEN WINDOWS AHHAHAHAHA HAH!!1 AHAHAHH!HH!ha ah!
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG YEAH AND REMEMBER WE SAW THE STATUE
>OMGGGG THE STATUE WAS SOOOO BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I wish I could live their lives t'bh f'am. I go to Egypt and see the pyramids and just feel bad that I'm standing in a crowd of sixty billion other plebs who are doing the same, ten feet away from a KFC, and when I come back I don't want to talk about it. Normies go three miles down the road and see a rock and can't stop talking about it for the rest of their lives.
>>24289981
>>24290037
It is basically verbalization of 'non-verbal communication' (quotes because that's not a thing). They have no barrier between thought and speech; to use a programming analogy, they have no buffer, but they flush every single word to the output immediately. Hence all the signifiers of laughter, emoticons, repetitions, capitalizations, exaggerated punctuation, 'like', etc. Their writing is mirrors the entirety of their 'body language', because the latter is to them so central.
>>24290136
In other words, they're so attaced to the affective, non-informative functions of speech (conviction, persuasion, intimidation, exhilaration, ...), which are expressed through e.g. intonation, that they are compelled to represent them in text even though for the informative function (the only one that matters), words are perfectly enough.
>tfw lost 5 pounds
2 weeks of high protein diet and restricted calories. Feels good :)
too bad you're still a fucking loser
>tfw lost 40 pounds since june
>tfw still 66 lbs overweight
just fuck my body up
>>24289891
all gonna make it son
why don't women like me. I even tried getting with a fat indian girl and she rejected me
>>24289841
Bad haircut, bad glasses, bad stashe
>>24289841
You look like a nazi.
>>24289841
the stache isn't working out m8. looks drawn on. greentext of asking the Indian girl out?
>Girl wants to smoke me out
How to stick my pee pee in her sandwich?
>>24289785
Touch dem tiddies for me senpai
You have to make her comfortable with you before she will be attracted to you.
Be funny and genial. Make her think that you are a successful, good natured person, without making it obvious that you're trying to be one.
Getting her high and then making a move is a sure-fire way to turn her off forever.
>>24289947
Nigger she's one whos bringing the weed not me
Would you date a girl who was secretly a demon?
>>24289783
Isn't that every girl?
>>24289783
What if I told you I actually did?
>>24289806
This tbqhwu, family.
Anyone else glad they're not a woman?
Look at this picture. Look how she's posing. They all do this kind of thing, little cutesy poses, doe'ing up their eyes and shit for selfies. CONSTANTLY taking selfies, too, constantly needing to advertise every boring thing they do, with themselves taking up 90% of the picture.
Imagine your brain being filled with this shit. You can never just take a genuine photograph. You are never genuine. This is all you know to do: pose. Pose so men will want to fuck you and give you shit.
The male equivalent of your average, run-of-the-mill 5/10 girl is Zyzz doing ironic LOOKATME poses in public. The male equivalent of your average woman is an over-the-top caricature of an arrogant self-absorbed monster. The average woman is a female Zyzz except real.
You are an idiot with a deluded world view.
>Anyone else glad they're not a woman?
I'm actually glad i'm not you
>>24289757
Shouldn't you be busy not inventing anything?
I agree with you OP
>>24289757
Go back to tumblr desu
what's the best way to find an escort that's not a sting?
>>24289640
Just ask your mum senapi
>prostitution is illegal in US
Just end my life senpai
>>24289702
>prostitution is legal in more than half of the counties in the state of Nevada
>Nevada is in the US
>prostitution is illegal in MOST of the US
sounds like OP just needs to get his drivers license and/or a car.
Get yo ass down to Reno for some sweet legal lovin foo
Is it better to be a lanket with a small dick,or a manlet with a big dick?
>pic unrelated
As a lanket with a 5.5" I can safley say it's better to be tall with a small dick.
>>24289572
As a manlet with a huge dick, I can tell you it's a lot better if I cum on this guys face >>24289648
Both will be cvck for life. I suppose the lanklet has the advantage because he can at least get a religious chick and she may be less quick to leave him when she see's his dick if they're already married.
>"You should try weed, anon! It will boraden your horizon!"
>"...and then I was driving home, and I was so fucking drunk!"
>"How can't you be religious? I couldn't imagine living without believing into anything."
>>24289400
man i fucking hate when people try to say drugs changed the way they view life
it feels good while you have the high and then u go back to living the exact same life, shut the fuck up
>>24289400
>religion is bad
Ah, a fellow atheist.
>>24289460
ebin hat mene my friend! mind if i save it?
So r9k is made up of all sorts of people who obviously have personality disorders like avoidant, borderline, etc. I believe however that the most pervasive one is that of covert narcissism. Anyone else agree?
Finally that psych degree is coming in handy for you huh?
Considering anxiety and narcissism have a lot of common behaviours I can see why you would think that, but I will go with no.
>>24289182
Nope just been researching personality disorders for fun.
>spent the last 10 years of my life alone
>highschool was a blur, spent blending into the background and daydreaming
>worked small crap jobs occasionally as an adult, spent lunch in my car
>no social contacts outside of a couple of family members
>countless hours spent screwing around online or lost in thought
>being isolated and doing nothing but staring out into the void for years
>when I go into public I hardly feel human
>things people get upset over have no value to me
>feel like a visitor from another world trying to sneak around the background
Is it even possible for someone that has existed on the edge of the abyss to ever return to the world of normals?
no,
we just post here until we die
>highschool was a blur, spent blending into the background and daydreaming
thought I was the only one
one day it was just like.. 4 years huh? it's finally over
>>24289033
Why even try to return to the normal realm?
Which traditionally not very attractive woman/man are you guys attracted to.
Pic related.
>>24288998
I hate her with a burning passion.
Pic related.
>>24289707
Explain. Why hate?
>>24288998
I do find Sue Perkins weirdly very attractive too.
new meme i just created. robot approved?
also post rare richies
>>24288920
Look at the smug faggot
oh god is this the next kekio
Stop.
These threads aren't funny.
Gimmie Gimmie chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard earned good-boy points,
On kids meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats
in comfy big boy booster seats.
Mcdonald's,Hardee's,Popeye's,Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesnt make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch,I'll bite,I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my hearts desire,
Fueled by raging hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries
But tears arent tendies,nugs or fries
My good-boy points were fairly earned
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT,UNGRATEFUL,SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
get this man a tendie!
>>24288683
Chicken tenders are a disgrace and shouldn't be considered food. Only grilled chicken breast or a full roast chicken are the only proper ways to enjoy chicken.
>>24288716
Ive lost all of my tendies,
For tendies were my only friendies.
Im slowly drifting from reality,
Without my tendies i will suffer a great fatality.
