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Who /recedinghairline/ here? I'm only 19 this is truly life's greatest form of suffering.
Iktf
22
started around 17.
Don't worry guys, if you learn to rock it like me, you can make anything of yourselves.
Wtf dude it's so unfair
Like why are we cursed just being born male? Wtf is this. I'm 23 and look 60
>h-hi anon! D-do you l-like my new s-short hair?! :3
>>24293951
yeah you look like a man, are you a tranny or what?
>>24293951
It doesnt give me a lot to pull on, but it does make "her" look qt.
Neither are particularly flattering.
What's with all the drugs and alcohol related threads lately?
I thought that was considered a "normie" activity here and even disregarding that argument, I don't see how any of that is brag worthy enough to shitpost on /r9k/
A normie will call himself a robot and his hobbies robotic. This is going to include drugs.
>>24293934
>>24293970
>no substance abuse
>robots
there's nothing normie about drugs and alcohol if you're doing it alone anon
calling an alcoholic a normie is beyond retarded
WHEN UR IN A COMA BUT ITS REAL NIGGA HOURS
>>24293925
U ALREADY KNO IM UP CUH WE OUT HERE UP IN THE 408 LIKE WE DO
What is real nigga hours
what does thot mean
>>24294410
IT MEAN SMASH THAT M'FIN LIKE BUTTON CUZ
you have 10 seconds to justify why your favorite pornstar is not angel dark
>>24293906
My favorite pornstar would be any aged 18-29, not burnt-out, big tit hottie who would be willing to have sex with me right now.
So far no takers. Tried to actually get in touch with Connie Carter about taking my virginity but never got any reply back.
>>24293906
Because I prefer Connie Carter
I don't have any porn star.
I find stuff like amateur blowjobs much hotter than a relatively muscular bald porn actor ramming the shit out of a chick that has had sex with 70++ different guys.
Excuse me guys.What is this board about? Can someone explain it to me better? As a person that has been on /b/ pretty much his whole stay here i want to expand my board knowlege
It is about original content.
it's the board for the glorious NEET race to bfto the wageslaves while they pine away working for their masters and we NEETs fuck their gfs and work on our art.
ANYTHING YOU WANT BABE!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-UCnIdrlTs
https://discord.gg/0bUEnhFuKgMSiZZq
/r9k/ secret club
no newfags or sluts allowed
>>24293794
they really look like they are enjoying it to be frank.
i think it is true that women are perpetually sexual.
>>24293794
What's the app you fucking queer
I like memes an I can not lie
>>24293910
I've started stealing. I'm really considering turning to crime and other "immoral" and unlawful activities. It's just so damn convenient. I'm saving a lot of money. I can now spend my money on stuff I can't steal, like nice restaurants, and movies.
Am I a bad person? Am I morally lacking? I don't really feel bad, in fact I feel great. It feels like I broke the system.
I guess the system is morality.
>>24293765
What do you steal? And how does it make life easier?
Also how do you not get caught?
If you steal from low life niggers and thugs, it's ok. If you're going into the suburbs and stealing from hard working, good people, then you are scum.
Ive given up stealing recently after hitting a new low.
I got caught stealing garlic bread from a Nofrills.
I bought like 30 dollars worth of other stuff but just stuffed the garlic bread in my bag.
now im banned for a year.
oh welp.
i still bought the garlic bread after the lp officer asked if i would buy it instead.
I need a feels thread.
I'm such a shitty person. I've been depressed for years and it makes it even worse when family members try to "help" but I end up shunning myself away.
My mom has done so much for me. She supports me and I'd be dead if it wasn't for her.
She asked me to spend some time with her for halloween because it's her favorite time of year and I just ignored her.
The being that gave me the opportunity to experience life. The person who has supported me when everyone else said to kick me out. And I couldn't take a few hours out of my fucking head to sit with her and watch a fucking movie.
Here's the text my mom sent me that morning. She didn't deserve to have such a shitty son. I feel so bad for her.
Watching movies is one of the least painful things you can do with someone else. Next time do it anon.
>>24293756
This is making me tear up ;_;
Favorite strains and what you like about them
Please and thanks. So far idk I like harlequin I guess
DUDE
W33D
EL EM AY OH
Why so many weed threads lately?
>>24293712
Cause ur a kek
Don't act confident.
Behaving like you are confident in yourself while being an ugly loser does not turn on women.
It's just a bluff and you will get called out for being overconfident. If you think that confidence plays a huge role then answer this question:
Would you be intimidated by this super manlet if he acted like he can take you on? Even with all the confidence behind him he still isn't scary. And it's all because of his looks
hehehehe niiibe bait maaaaaaaaan
He's super fucking ripped man, He'd probably rip me in half
>>24293555
I think you are confusing confidence with arrogance. You can be conventionally unattractive and confident and still have an attractive appeal about you.
What did they do this weekend? Did they have fun?
What did who do this weekend, fucktron?
which ones were the ones that visited r9k?
>>24293548
O worked
Be muted
Just baked some bread.
Just me by myself, put on some chill tunes and relaxed
How is /r9k/ unwinding tonite
>>24293403
nice buns, op.
;_; i-is anyone else gonna post?
Homemade baked bread is one of the best things in life desu senpai
Better get off to bed now wagekucks, there's a busy week ahead making money for Shlomo and you wouldn't want to fall asleep in front of your boss now, would you?
wagekukcs pls respond
TICK TOCK
Weekend's already over
>>24293339
Sorry Neetkukc, was too busy relaxing by the pool.
>be NEET
>be overwhelmed with things one could learn
>learn nothing
>tfw realize all the time you squandered not learning cool things
>tfw you could have been skilled in something instead of dedicating your life too the cocoa
You've got to start somewhere. Make a list of a few things that seem appealing, give them a try for a few weeks and see what you like. If none of them stick, start a new search.
Keep trying until you find something that you want to keep doing for a long time.
>be 27
>you've wasted too much time
>mental decline has started
>it's too late now
Death, I beckon thee.
