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What's the point of competing when your dick is below 7 inches?
Also source on pic
lel that pic is so fucking stupid
look at her fucking waist and her sleeve, amateur shit
>posting a shooped image
here's the real one
sub-24 inch dicklets on suicide watch
>>29652606
kekroni
Okay well LSA was pretty disappointing (tried it last night), so what's the go with DXM? I'm not interested in extracting, or in drinking a whole bunch of unnecessary additives. What's my best option.
*shameless bump*
I've heard it's similar to ket, which is a lot scarcer where I am.
Speaking of which, any ausfags know how regulated / strict the sales on DXM are?
Nutmeg my friend
Sure it's terrible to get it down but the high pretty god tier. It's kinda like weed but way more euphoric and the music enhancement is nice as well as the high lasting 1 to 2 days. I can't be asked to explain the effects in depth so just look it up on erowid.org
There's always DPH but the negatives out way the positives by far. It just makes you feel really monged and heavy as well as giving you weird ass hallucinations. Although it makes fapping and porn amazing and gives you some real nice music enhancement.
>There's no reset button on life
God, I wish I could go back to the age of 13 and relive my life over again with the knowledge I've accumulated. Last 18 years have been a write off.
Same desu
Origami
>>29652390
what knowledge would you give your past self anon?
Literally nothing in your life you can't accomplish right now if you put your mind to it. Chances are, if you were a lazy fuck then you'll be a lazy fuck if you do it over. That's such a toxic view point to dread on the past from the PRESENT. Desu senpai
Is it normal for a 30+ year old guy to be attracted exclusively to teenage anime girls?
>>29652365
no, it isn't normal at all but you know that already
>>29652365
you don't need to specify the ages and the answer is no
>>29652365
no, but if you don't interact with society, what do societal norms matter?
> Be me, 19
> Not a genetic failure in terms of looks, but social skills are lacking
> Dad is 40 years old
> ripped fucker he is
> went to prison for four years for manufacturing and selling meth
> spent his entire time in prison working out
> joins aryan brotherhood, shaves head and gets SS tattoo, the pyramid illuminati thing, my name in old English font on his back
> acts really fucking alpha
> one day pulls over in traffic and beats the living shit outta this one
black dude
> ay yo cracka why you such a punk-ass honky
> dad says nigger is gonna wish he was picking cotton
> dad slugs him in the face and slams his head on the hood of the car
> He's white so no cops
> One time we were at a slipknot concert and he started a fucking battle
> it was Halloween so people are in costume
> dad was wearing a KKK robe and hood
> throws a full beer at a dude in a shrek outfit smoking out of a bong
> shrek headbutts a Peter Pan in anger
> chain reactions occur
> it's a madhouse
> or an edgy party
> well it IS a slipknot concert
tl;dr my dad is the alpha every sorry bastard on /b/ wants to be
> pic related, is papa
>>29652304
How are his teeth?
>>29652304
Your dad is a real savage.
I can respect that, I mean it, and so should you.
I Push my fingers into my BUTTTTTTTTT
> Girls saw me bying butt ointment
>>29652281
lmao thats pretty embarrassing
>>29652281
who cares? it's not like they're ever going to see you again or even remember what you look like
>>29652281
That's hot. You like getting spanked, anon? Sticking things up your ass?
>got home drunk last night and had a fap before bed
>accidently "liked" the video without realizing it
>automatically posted to my facebook feed
>My family and all my old high school friends who haven't heard from me in years see I liked "Dirty Talking Tranny Takes Daddy's Dick"
>wake up to see 37 notifications on my facebook page
>delete the video and too scared to click the notifications
>disable my facebook account
>tfw don't know how to fix this
Shouldn't have used a facebook in the first place you normalfag.
>>29652192
Say your Facebook was hacked
Literally all you have to do
Also apology is neededo
>>29652192
>having facebook
>being this normie
This girl keeps messaging me on one of my social media accs, what do? piccy hella related
>>29652180
ew, shes ulgee as fuck tho, tell her to fuck off
Literally a perverted justice decoy
>>29652180
female eggman
We're family. All of us.
>>29652171
kill yourself ASAP
originalo
>>29652171
fuck off man we are not.
Especially not with you, faggot
>>29652171
Why is there a black elf in there?
Robots are actually not heroes. They are, in many occasions, worse than Chad or Stacy. Chad and Stacy are at least honest about their feelings and open about their sexuality.
Robots insult them and normies and call them on their degeneracy, while deep down wishing they could ever be as degenerate as they are.
Pic related. Got any more?
Chads are honest about their sexuality because it gets them laid, rather than publicly ridiculed.
>>29652280
Why do you care about what other people think of it?
>>29652315
Because if the other people are the object of my desire it is painful to experience their mean opinion of me.
>talking with girl online.
>we are hitting it off really well.
>she asks for my height and weight.
>i give honest answer (5'7, 130 pounds).
>she says i am way too petite for her (she is 5'2)
>realize i am going to die alone for something i can't control.
Lanklets cannot be robots.
>>29652128
Honest question: how tall do you still call somebody a manlet?
Damn it feels good to be a lanklet
>>29652142
You are considered a manlet by women if you are under 6'0. You have no prayer is you are under 5'9, and will have to make serious settling if you want anyone who is going to marry you and actually stay with you.
>when your vibrator is on max in your ass and you reach down into your leggings and you are soaked in precum
Man, how have I fallen this far from God's light.
enjoy hell, my mango
>>29651978
How come I rarely hear about guys masturbating with vibrators but alwyas dildos or aneros? Is it really that much better to use a vibrator?
>>29652080
>old testament shit
are you a fucking jew or something
Who else grew up in a single dad household?
>>29651930
ok so you have mommy issues right?
>>29651930
As someone who grew up with a single mother, I envy you.
single parent? 1 dad is still pretty common
What's all this about r9k being racist and homophobic
Oh yeh much racism
Such homophobia
Wow much nazi
Seriously go away from r9k and go to ironmarch or something, 4chan is a antifa board
>>29651927
What's all this about OP being a 12 years old faggot.
>>29651972
That's all you can say becuase your a dumb pol poster go away
>>29651927
Why do you type like an underage faggot?
Just go back to funnyjunk or where the fuck you came from
ITT: We post pictures of autists not in front of computers
>>29651874
this counts
>>29651874
Recording glaciers melting . Original pitcuro
>>29652306
Grow out the hair and change/lose the glasses and you'd be a 7/8 no joke.
