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Astronaut reporting in
yes
orthodontist reporting
yup, receptionist reporting in.
Chiropractor reportIng inim actually an accountant
I've gone outside, what I should do?
Where do you live ?
Azalalzlalenr
>>29656163
Head back to your room, play video games and shitpost here.
You will never be normie, you will always be alone. Try to deal with it and live to the end of your miserable life and do at least shit you like.
Just like me.
Except for that metalic piece of junk sticking out on the right, your town looks comfy as fuck.
>in class
>chad is always making jokes
>everyone is always laughing
>try to make a joke one time
>everyone is dead silent
>hear a snicker
>it sounded more like they were laughing at me
>fast forward a week
>chad makes the same joke I did
>everyone dies laughing
I FUCKING HATE NORMIES
if this is true he probably is funnier
>joke is multilayered because it fits the context and makes fun of that past occurence where you failed
>he had better delivery
>more charisma
that's because you're a piece of shit
>>29656133
>Chad makes fun of you every five fucking minutes
>makes fun of your looks, your autism, your disabled mother, your disappeared dad, your dead little brother, nothing's off limits
>finally stand up for myself and tell him to shut up
>"Oh my God Anon, we were just kidding around. Why do you have to take everything so seriously?"
>start crying and call him an asshole
>teacher hears me and sends me to the office
>have to take counselling to handle my "agression problems"
The reason the cuckold fetish is becoming so prevalent nowadays is because a generation of boys who grew up on broadband Internet is now old enough to want stable marriages.
Internet porn taught us that the most desirable women (porn actresses) had sex outside of any relationship. When our brains try to reconcile that desire with a long-term partner, we end up wanting a woman who's stable with us but also cucks us by sleeping around easily.
>>29656119
armchair human relationship scientist
>>29656119
Just because a word is used on a constant basis as some half ass insult on 4chan, doesn't mean it's part of society. I doubt normal people even know what cuckolding is or even care. It's just some /pol/ tier meme to invalidate and insult someone who even slightly has an opposing view or falls into the things that the "nigger loving society" likes.
>>29656119
>most desirable women (porn actresses)
[citation needed]
How does one find friends or girlfriend? Any tips?
>Inb go outside and b yourself
Didn't work, I can't communicate with then(mainly due sharing other hobbies) or they are simply too much of normies(parties and other shit).
In case of girls most of them doesn't even want to talk with me(mainly cause I'm ugly and it's hard for me to find any topic for conversation).
What do? Is there any hope for me?
If we knew we wouldnt be here lol
no fucking idea mang. I work with all guys and don't even meet girls. The few times I do I never know what to talk about or how to carry on a conversation.
Guess I'm fucked then and there's no hope.
>My sentence structure is really simple
>It's usually an independent clause and a dependent clause, or it's two independent clauses
>Can't help but feel like an idiot when I read through the way I put my sentences together.
Does anyone else get the same feeling?
I'm literally operating off of knowledge my high-school English teacher handed to me.
>>29655977
I miss when I wrote without correct grammar.
It's like my writing style got totally mutilated when I found out how to write correctly.
Me too. Studying how to write
>tfw most of your sentences start with "I..."
I am not fond of that.
Any Canadians here? What are you going to do today on July 1st when it's going to be normie party central downtown?
I'm working. Double pay's pretty good.
>mfw interracial breeding float is leading the parade
>>29655953
I'm shitposting since nobody cares about canada day here. we do more shit on independence day oddly enough.
>tfw white
>tfw lactose intolerant
>tfw only 5'10''
>tfw practically no facial hair
>tfw not typical big dicked white chad
Who else here white but without any of the perks.
>>29655883
5'11" but same here bro. feels bad.
>>29655883
Oh shut the fuck up, up you whiney used condom.
>>29655883
White skin is the best perk you can have. Women always choose whites over everyone else and you guys live life on easy mode. Whites can't be robots.
How can fembots complain about not having a boyfriend, when there's so many robots out there.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/jul/01/im-an-18-year-old-virgin-how-do-i-get-a-boyfriend?CMP=share_btn_tw
>>29655882
"ive been told AT TIMES that im quite good looking"
she's ugly
>>29656930
Reading
>people tell me
>ive been told before that
Always sounds like made up anecdotal bullshit you'd find on Reddit. No they haven't. No you haven't.
The same reason you don't have a gf. They refuse to settle/date down.
They refuse to date fat men and betas. You refuse to date fat women and single mothers.
>mfw training to be a lawyer so I can prosecute all these fucking normies, women and drug abusers
>after at least 15 years (this is minimum service) I will try to obtain judgeship so I can hand down maximum sentences or death on these fucking normies and defend rapists and child molesters
Why don't you guys go to law school? You friendless smarty pants an still opt out of society while contributing to it in a meaningful and even if you're not totally cut out for being an attorney or whatever, you can be a paralegal that assists them in BTFOing normies by collating evidence, collecting witness testimonies and statements and keeping the law running smoothly. And who knows, if you are pretty good at the job you might get promoted.
>law school
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>29655873
Being a lawyer is a fucking nightmare. My stepmother is a franchise attorney, and she has to pull a lot of all nighters in order to keep up with the fuckton of legal work that she gets on a regular basis.
>picking a shitty, soul-sucking career to get revenge on normies
>>29655873
99% of law is discovery,
99% of all law will be automated and handled by algorithms in 30 years
enjoy youre law school debt and unemployement faggot
Antidepressants thread.
Been on citalopram (celexa for USfags) for 10 days now, 4 days on 5mg and 6 on 10mg.
>haven't had suicidal thoughts since day 2, used to think about it all the time
>depression and anxiety fading
but
>starting to feel numb
>more tired than usual
>sex drive somewhat reduced, which may be a good thing since before I would cum in 10 seconds if I hadn't jacked off in more than 2 days
Any advice?
I've taken a bunch of them for a long time, eventually quit last year. I found myself deeper and deeper in this numb daze, tired all the time, making bad decisions, all around loopy. I was on a few different ones, but, the longest combo was Cymbalta and Remeron, It was also very hard for me to quit those.
I'd say avoid the pharms. In hindsight I never got any better on them, just number, which made it harder to realize what I needed to do to feel better and actually do something about it.
I started citalopram on 10mg after a fairly big anxiety attack fucked up the progress of dealing with my anxiety I'd spent years on. Did absolutely nothing for me, upped to 20 and it did just enough that I can face people again without wanting to throw up, but not enough that I've gone totally zombie.
Its fucked my sex drive too, that's fairly normal. Surprised you're having negative side-effects off such a tiny dose though. I'm considering upping my dose again because I'm not really making any progress like I was before, but I'm worried it'll turn me into even more of a boring braindead fuck than I am now...
>get antidepressants
>eat them like candies
fun
So this is the first time I have posted on this board but I was wondering what the general consensus is on prostitution/escorts/hookers. Personally I don't really see a problem with it and I have been with a decent amount of them. Just wanted to get your guys opinion on if its ok or is it degenerate for society?
>pic related, its one of the escorts I have been with.
I've never banged an Asian before. How are they compared to white girls?
>>29655821
She's Thai and in my humble opinion they are way better then American white girls. They are incomparable, they are more fun, they seem to really enjoy being around you more. I can't even get into relationships with most American white girls now because Thai escorts are so much more fun (in bed and just in general).
I'm in montreal, the whore capital of north america. Personally I'd rather blow 200 bucks every few months and get laid with a 9/10 woman than waste my time and money dating/marrying.
it's not every day you become a wizard
that's 1 game more than i thought ps4 had
>>29655724
why is the console on its side?
>>29655777
don't worry, before PS4 dies it will have at least three games.
So recently I've realized the main reason i'm such a socially inept faggot: I have a depressing lack of hobbies.
I can actually hold a semi-decent conversation, I'm not really physically unattractive, i'm somewhat /fit/ but I have the personality of a saltine cracker that's been marinated in tap water. I usually just bore people because I don't have any hobbies/interests besides video games, music and I try writing but i'm fucking terrible at it. Decided I should try and find something new to try but I don't really know where to start.
Any somewhat interesting hobbies you guys have?
>>29655722
I can speak from experience that getting hobbies will not give you anything to talk about.
When I was in high school I did Hockey, Cadets, Scouts, Drama and had a job and I was still painfully boring to talk to.
>>29655776
Is there any actual solution to this then?
I mean, if they initiate the conversation I can usually go with whatever topic they want to talk about, but I feel like it's still pretty brief.
And even if it doesn't help with that, I still feel like I'm lacking something in life. Just think I need something more to do than the same shit i've done for years.
>>29655962
I don't know. It's kind of a catch-22. If you talk about yourself and all your cool hobbies you have, people will get bored of you, but if you have nothing to contribute because you have no hobbies, then they get bored with you.
I imagine there is a middle ground you have to navigate. But it probably helps if you have something in common. If you go to a university where everyone plays sports, they probably want to talk about sport, not painting.
What is yuo're favorite item from Taco Bell
Weakass stomach pansies need not apply
I make my own mexican food
cheesey gordita crunch!
i used to get the mexican pizza and a cheesy gordita crunch, anyways. now i'm anorexic so haven't been in ages.
Its been a long time since I've eaten from T-Bell but I used to enjoy the mexican pizza. Taco Bell a suck tho anyways, T-Bueno betta.
