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I got a tetanus shot on Monday and my arm was REALLY sore for a day. Now it's not so sore but I feel tired.
What if I start getting even worse symptoms like vomiting or a fever?
Guys I'm scared!
Vaccine symptom stories pls?
What if they gave me the wrong kind of tetanus shot!?!?
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>>29653966
>you know realize that anti-vaxxers were right
>>29654155
anti-vax is redpill
blackpill is secretly knowing they cause autism but supporting them anyway because you want normies to suffer
>was never particularly good at school
>not good looking
>not popular
>tried to learn guitar for 6 months and can still barely play a few chords
>have shitty dead end job that isn't going anywhere
>all i do now is watch anime and shitpost
>played vidya for years but still can't git gud
I have no idea what to do with my life, even hobbies require some form of skill but I have nothing at all
>tfw I'm the less talented sibling
>tfw my parents only talk about my older brother's success and achievements
>tfw they always pressure me to be more like him
>tfw older brother is a med school graduate who plays almost every instrument and volunteers with the community and is loved by everyone
>tfw brother visits my parents and asks why I haven't moved out or gotten a job yet
>tfw his 10/10 rich viola playing blonde bombshell fiancee looks at me in disgust and asks him how he could be related to me
>tfw parents growing more and more distant from me
>tfw older brother wants to buy my parents a house in a good neighborhood but only under the condition that they don't "coddle" me aka ditch me like a dumpster baby
>tfw i hear my parents at night seriously considering taking the house over me
>>29653933
Video games do not magically become more fun just because you are good. All decent online games base your match-ups on your online rating, meaning you'll still get your ass kicked equally often in the long run, just by better players. I can say from experience that at least being bad at vidya is nothing to be sad about. "Git gud" really is a meme.
>>29654118
Sorry to hear that, Anon. It must be horrible. I've lived my life in a similar position, but thankfully not quite as bad.
>>29653933
Looks like another anon shares my pain
>>29654103
I don't know what to do about this too. I guess I might just live in a comfy small apartment and keep myself entertained, stop comparing myself with others and just be contend with what i have.
>can't even pretend to be happy anymore
I know a lot of normies who don't bother to pretend that they're happy. Kind of like you, come to think of it.
>>29653912
l just dont know anymore
>All of my happiness and hope has turned to rage as my dreams have burnt to ash around me.
>one chance in life
>5'8
if there is a god, he cannot be good.
>>29653888
>your numeronis
My gf is 5'0. Should I dump her so I won't have manlet kids one day anon?
>>29653888
What is with the manlet-fatalism on this board? Of all the male friends I've had, the two I know who've been able to consistently land seriously beautiful girls within hours of meeting them have both been shorter than you.
>>29653957
That doesnt matter. For example my mom is 5'5 and father 6' but i'm 6'4.
The cure for having to deal with all the stupid and shitty people out there
>LAWL CYNICISM!
>XD
>I HATE THE WORLD! SO EDGY!
>I'm so cynical...
Yes, I'm sure you understand cynicism very well, OP...
>>29653880
I'm a normie newfag what did you expect
>>29653880
>LOL NOT BEING A CYNIC KEK
>XDD
>I LOVE THE WORLD BRO
>I'm so not cynical
Where does the meme that women need to be experienced in sex to be desirable come from?
Is it Cosmo or what? Try asking a guy instead of reading some dumb journalist woman who knows everything.
Being experienced is desirable when you want to fuck them, nobody really wants to teach you how to suck cock during casual sex.
But this goes for both sexes, men who know what they're doing are desirable sex partners, that does not mean they're relationship material.
You're killing one aspect of relationships by knowing exactly what you want and don't want in bed instead of exploring with your partner. Sure, it might be somewhat awkward experimentation but if you end up only doing things you enjoy which is nice but makes things boring much more quickly.
Imagine you're with a very experienced guy - he always takes the lead and knows what he wants and knows when it's done well.
He'll just flat out tells you he will never eat you out because he doesn't like it, this is stunting and limiting what you can do as couple.
He will never do it and you will never experience it in that relationship. Other way around applies too when you're giving him a handjob or something he will always compare you to a 'standard' because he has received good ones and bad ones.
The fact that you will eventually improve over time doesn't mean jack because he knows what he wants, and you're only slowly working towards it.
When you actually reach the 'norm' and provide high quality handjob for him it will be like you finally got good enough to do it right.
Same applies for experienced women, except guys find this twice as stressful and off-putting because they now have to compete with previous men in pleasing you and reaching your 'standard'.
Being able to 'fuck a woman proper' is important part of the average males ego because he is taught that pleasing the woman is the most important thing in his life.
>>29653778
If you actually want a good relationship with healthy sex life then this absolutely kills it unless the experienced partner keeps insisting which eventually creates the 'ugh fine, let's get this over with' mood.
There's nothing wrong with having a bit of experience, but the fact that many women seriously believe that they have to be some kind of sex expert to be desirable long-term partner is ridiculous and it's a filthy lie.
Experience is not needed, communication is.
Neither of you ever tried 69?
Try it with him and then talk about it if it's something you could incorporate in your regular sex, make it something special, or just flat out never do it again.
This is especially important because men are taught that they're only good as long as they please the woman - be it financially, emotionally or sexually.
So this leads to most men very rarely expressing their desires and wants because their needs aren't as important as yours.
If you follow this selfish delusion then you will need to keep providing increasing amounts of positive reinforcement to keep his ego happy.
If not it will eventually drive him off to find a partner with whom he can do things he likes.
totally originaI bump
don't die on me pls
>Going to a girls house with my friend to drink
>It's going to be four of us (2 guys, 2 girls)
>Been speaking to one of the girls over the internet for a couple of months and apparently she kinda likes me
>Can't talk to girls irl without sperging out
>Can barely talk to people I don't know
>Overwhelming anxiety, been having heart palpitations all day
>Don't even want to go but my friend said if I don't go then I'm a huge pussy and he'll never invite me out again
>Don't want to risk losing the only friend I hang out with
>Don't want to sperg out
Help me calm down robots, I need you
fuck off to your containment board normie
>>>/adv/
>>29653760
pre-drinks are your friend.
The key is to arrive with a small buzz going, it will either make you more confident or amplify your autism.
Be well groomed
Be clean
Dress nice
Put on good cologn
WE ARE THE WORLD
WE ARE THE CHILDREN
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let's start killing
WE ARE WE ARE
THE YOUTH OF THE NAATION
WE ARE WE ARE
THE YOUTH OF THE NAATION
LITTLE SUZIE SHE WAS ONLY TWELVE
> Applied for a job
> Told me, they're going to call me
> Nothing in one week
Why can't they just say "No!" instead of this bs.
>>29653662
They want you to suffer. I recommend you to kill all of them the next time you get a chance, and then kill yourself, since everything is better than having to become a wagie.
>>29653662
They not hiring you because they need to fill their diversity quota.
>>29653662
Because JUST
>play AP support Ezreal
>have most damage done to champions almost every game.
Who /a freaking genius/ here
>playing LoL
>genius
Not you normie
>>29653627
You belong on redditfucking original as hell
Fuck out of here league of legends faggot
>Anon why are you so quiet. I don't mind if you're a virgin, I was just kidding
>>29653589
i mind your ugly face though, don't talk to me
>>29653756
Are you anon or the girl in pic?
>>29653589
>So you were kidding when you attempted to humiliate me in front of company, but in private you apologize? Fuck off roastie.
How did I even get into this situation when I never leave my house?
Congratulations, wagie. You've made it to the end of the week!
Now if you can just make it through today you'll be granted two ENTIRE days of freedom!
Good for you!
3 day weekend for alot of waggies
congratsm neet. you made it to the end of the week, and you only made 100 neet threads
now you can just make it through today and another five NEET threads!
good for you, little big man!
Yep! That's right Wagekek! You two days are here!
Silly pervy virgin i wear this to the gym to be comfy!
ultra tv stacy right there
And I commit sexual assault on your body to be comfy.
Tehehe stop looking at us while we try to exercise CREEP!
How do I climb back up the slippery slope? Porn habits are getting extremely degenerate and filthy. I know some of you know this feel
I actually have the opportunity to splooge in a girl (she's fat) but I choose not to, as I'm scared I won't be able to get it up due to my extremely low sensitivity.
Can I ever have a normal sexual mind again robots?
Normal mind? No. Sexual function? Yes, if you cut back on porn dramatically. But you will not be able to feel as gratified by the normal women you get with, even if you quit porn completely.
Yes, by stopping your porn viewing habits. I know it's not easy but viewing porn is hazardous and terrible for you in so many different ways. Just stop, drop it cold turkey.
Just stop masturbating to porn. Loving sex with someone you care about is a whole different experience than masturbating to porn, so mentally it shouldn't really effect you much at all.
Does anyone want to make me fall in love with them? It's okay if you discard me afterwards.
I just want to know what it feels like.
But I didn't discard you, I gave you a decent amount of change for the hour.
I can only offer you listening to music while sitting on the roof and drinking beer off the bottle.
>>29653377
I could. I like to baby and coddle people. I'd make you feel special and treat you good.
