>he drinks water like a virgin
>he has the eyes of a virgin
>he's voting trump like an anime watching virgin
>he sits like a virgin
>that funny familiar forgotten feelings when no gf
>that frustrating farcical feeling when no gf
>>29651427
Tfw tzuyu getting fatter
Tfw she will never stay in delicious teenager form 5ever
Does anyone else find these korean girls purposefully being cute cringy?
How do I find a girl who will make me fuck guys
>>29651426
find a guy who dresses like a girl so he can fuck you and give you the gift that keeps on giving AIDS YOU FAGGOT
>>29651426
Just listen to hypno mp3s and read doujins like a normal faggot
why do you have to be so degenerate
>>29651522
Because when i was a kid my sister dressed me up as a girl and made me 'marry' the boy next door and now I cant get off to anything else despite my best efforts
Do you have a black friend? What is he like desu?
>>29651408
I used to. I moved house though so bye bye Ebey or whatever you were called. He was fine, went to my church. His mum was over from Nigeria and he lived in a rough tower block in the dodgier area of the city. He often got left alone in his home by himself while his mum went away which was pretty messed up, we were about 12 at the time.
I'm now extremely racist HOWEVER would still be comfortable befriending a black guy.
>have 3 black friends
>real friends... like i have slept in the same room as them on multiple occasions
>all are college educated
Black Friend 1: Newspaper Editor. Legally changed his name from Tyrone to something very white.
Black Friend 2: Bought into STEM meme. Due to shortage of black computer programmers, he is making well over $100k and has one of the best jobs in the whole technology industry.
Black Friend 3: Went to shit tier college. Dad owns janitorial...
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>>29651408
what do you mean what is he like? He is decent guy
I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET MY FIRST PAY BY DIRECT DEPOSIT YESTERDAY BUT IT NEVER CAME AND IM TOO AFRAID TO TELL MY BOSS
>>29651384
#justbetathings
>>29651384
ask your boss what the fuck is going on? jesus christ how do you people breath
>>29651384
>first pay
You don't get paid for your first month you beta fuccboi.
who /fucked/ here
/fucked/ your mum
>>29651342
I've been traveling for work, and long story short I'm now stuck alone in the Iceland airport with literally no money to get home.
>>29651536
holy shit dude, call family
Does the phrase "X is the best thing since sliced bread" imply that X is better than sliced bread or that X is as good as or worse than sliced bread, with sliced bread being the ultimate invention and thus a measuring point?
it means im a fucking normie and you should always aim at center mass
>>29651341
it means that the invention of sliced bread was awesome and this is the best thing that's existed since then
>>29651359
So, sliced bread is better than X?
>brothers gf is over so I can't leave my room
I haven't eaten for 7 hours and I'm starving
Order pizza and get someone to bring it to your room
>>29651329
>sisters friends are over so i can't leave my room
that's ok, i don't want to anyways
>>29651344
I never order pizza so my brother will know what I'm up to and will think I'm weirder than I already am. Plus that is a horrible waste of money.
Do any of you fags use duckduckgo? Should I ?
What's wrong with google
>>29651348
I really really hope you are trolling
>>29651385
No. I was just asking you a question. This is from someone that used DDG as well as firefox with a bunch of addons to "get off the grid". After a while I stopped seeing the point especially when noscript fucked up half of the webpages I tried to view. Now I just use crhome.
>intensive reading class
>grill named britney kind of weird and borderline annoying
>one day teacher says something to me
>britney jumps in and says "oh I thot you called me because x, y, z"
>reply "stop being an attention whore, britney"
>class doing that "ooooh" noise
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> Go to brothers house and he is kinda poor
> See Christmas lights on his neighbors houses but not his
> think he is too poor to buy them
> Tell him and his wife that Christmas lights are expensive and cheap looking
> Leave and see that he turned his Christmas lights on
>>29651316
>visiting sister at her work with my mom (I was like 16 at the time)
>sneak up behind her and cover her eyes while lisping "guess who" like a weirdo
>sister comes out the back of the store
>person in my arms is not my sister
Still consider suicide to this day
>Working as lifeguard at pool
>See a guy with one arm struggling to move a chair
>Go over to help him
>"need a hand?"
>He just stares
>I stare back
>I help him without a word
>she's a truck driver, which isn't normal
>she's weird and cheeky, but in a good way
>she's qt
Why doesn't she notice me????
>she's a robot, which isn't normal
>she's quiet and friendless, but in a good way
>she's qt
Why doesn't she NOtice me?
She's a cutie. But do you have what it takes to impress her?
>>29651303
>I AM SO QUIRKY SENPAI :) GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!
fuck off anon
I like it when my cat licks my hair.
I give him lots of kisses on the forehead too.
He's literally my only friend.
>>29651265
You should fug him
>>29651265
Get a dog. You'll probably feel much happier.
>him
lool gay
have you finally reached the point in which you can't masturbate anymore?
like, when you try to start you don't feel anything anymore?
I think I've finally broken
damn dude, i still get really excited about cumming but content wise im bored of it all.
i've delved too deep into the degeneracy - i think drastic solutions are all thats left to fix me.
what do you mean by feeling? physically or mentally?
>>29651255
Hey man. this is gonna be a tldr; text so stop reading because this is some whacko shit.
so I got redpilled for a really long time man, like since 2012 man and it was pretty shit alright. I'm a short lad and I have a bigass scar on my face so that makes it even worse right m8 and I was like at the abyss of porn man, I was like looking at like some really hardcore porn and shit and it was like pretty messed up yeah. then the other day man, I was like fuck this man i hate women and im like yeah im gonna...
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>>29651326
both
its the same for me, I don't feel any arousal from looking at porn, I think for having delved too much into degeneracy. I feel like I'm still addicted to masturbation, but I can't get off anymore, so this might actually be a great chance to relinquish it forever
>>29651393
shut up nigger
Anyone know about this?
>myactivityDOTgoogleDOTcom
every site I visited, every word I googled, even apps I opened in my phone are logged.
>>29651208
ur fugged
lol this is funny as fuck
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>>29651208
It only shows 2 videos I once watched back in 2014
>pornstars/camgirls sell their snapchats so people can see their nudes
>but they do porn
guys are actually dumb enough to buy them though, so whatever
>there are guys who pay for porn
>there are guys who watch streamers just so they can see some cleavage
>there are guys who watch tv shows/movies just because there are cute girls in it
>there are guys so thirsty for females they will put up with and do anything for them
feels good not being that beta
But through snapchat you can get a new pic or video, sometimes more, every day. Plus they know it's semi-current.
>>29651191
It feels "personalized". Only a select few people ever get to see these photos.