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Any robots take the bus on the regular? How is it?
I have to start riding the bus about 30 miles round trip 5 days a week and I'm scared I'm gonna get mugged or some shit.
>>29649537
It was okay as long as the ride wasn't long. Plenty of wackos, but as long as you don't look at people you'll be fine. If someone says something to you, awknowledge their presence, but DON'T I repeat DON'T actually try to start a conversation with them. Oh and don't be a jackass about seats, don't leave your backpack in the seat next to you unless you want to piss people off or even have them try to throw it across the bus. The only exception is if the bus isn't full, in which case you don't have to worry as people won't want to sit next to you anyway. Actually they might not want to even if the bus is full, that's happened to me a lot.
>>29649537
Yeah I only use the bus. Never drove. I don't know how it is in your city, but in Seattle it's fairly safe. From time to time you see a crazy/intoxicated person but if they get out of hand the bus driver handles it. I've never been harassed or anything.
nobody is going to mug you on the fucking bus you pussy, people just want to get where they're going. an enclosed space packed full of people where everything is on camera and the driver can easily call the police, what the FUCK makes you think that's a good place for legitimate crime? only homeless people and other similar such deadbeats start shit on a bus, and they're all old, malnourished, and mentally ill so they shouldn't pose much of a threat even to your average limpwristed robot.
i cant sleep. ive been in bed for 3 hours but nothings happening. how do i get to sleep?
>>29649494
you stay up until you feel really really tired. Until you feel like you're gonna fall asleep in your chair.
I have been up for 22 hours now.
>>29649553
damn 22 hours?? how does it feel?
>>29649607
I'm quite tired but planning to stay up 10-12 more hours so I fix my sleep schedule.
*blocks your path*
where do you think your going kid?
UndiscipIined...
Get. out. of. my. way.
Or else
I've been expecting you for some time now.
>Bro you just have to talk to girls
>Maybe you'll score on your 100th try
>Nah I dont do that, girls always come after me
>>29649451
But... he's right. The only reason you guys don't get dates is because you don't treat women like real human beings with feelings and dreams, just like you.
>>29650931
And reaI heroes
You miss every shot you don't take. No you'll never be that guy, most people won't and it sucks sure, but the outstanding majority of people will have sex in their lifetime. If they can do it, you can also.
who /daily exercise/ here?
I'm NEET but I'm fit as fuck
>helps you blend in and be more confident but doesn't change personality
>stops depression in it's path
>endorphins almost as good as drugs
>helps you get that god tier NEET sleep as long as you want
>eat whatever you want within reason without being fat
>stare at girls asses at the gym
>makes you overall more attractive
>stops depression in it's path
>endorphins almost as good as drugs
bullshit. i exercise every day and am still massively depressed.
I need better discipline
I usually try to get some exercise at work but with the heat lately I don't want to do any excess movement to stay cool and end up sitting around doing nothing
Usually every couple of days. I just lift my dumbbells while I watch tv, easy peasy and it does indeed help with not wanting to kill myself
Who here /Sexless/?
I'm 27 years old, never had sex. I have no idea how to relate to the opposite sex.
>>29649446
this site satire right
>>29649453
nope, im as sexless as a frog, stuck in the middle of the sahara desert
turning 31 next week
bigger permavirgin than anyone else here, assured
what is keeping you from pulling the trigger, robots
i'm just not the same person anymore
>>29649367
I wish it could just happen without thinking too much, and all this pressure from people around me. I just want to lay in my room in the dark everyday and just browse the internet and not bother anyone...though it probably will happen soon enough when my dad eventually finds out I trap irl but hide it before I get home everyday
Laziness and lack of a proper gun.
If I was holding a shotgun right now, I don't think it'd be a hard choice.
>mammy and pappy are going to die in your lifetime
>>29649353
>you are going to die and never see the light of day for eternity
>>29649353
Both of my parnets died before i reached my 20s. Mom car wreck cause by a person running a stop sign. My dad died from saddness when his mom died.
>>29649353
>not if you kill yourself before them
Going on a second date, how do I hold hands?
You literally just grab her hand. Don't be afraid of her.
>>29649344
You should do some hand exercises before you meet her. You really want to crush her hand, girls love a dominant partner.
>>29649344
Tell her you wanna show a magic trick. Then just hold her and and act normal. When she asks what's the trick just tell her you just wanted to hold her hand. Its cheesy schoolboy shit but if you're not creepy about it she eat it up.
>be me
>homofag
>find some qt's on facebook
>they all either ignore or delete my friend requests
who else /ignored/ here?
why won't they talk to me i don't even look that bad goddamnit i just want to hold someone and love them fucking hell
>>29649333
A lot of gay people kill themselves and you should be one of them.
>>29649333
Why'd you have to point out you were gay? Doesn't even bother me that you are, but it had nothing to do with the rest of your post.
>>29649374
I dunno, youre right tho. Guess I didn't think of that properly, but still holy fuck you guys are almost all I have left to talk to
>tfw can easily make girls fall in love with me over the internet
>almost every girl irl avoids me
anyone know this feel?
>>29649319
What? No way!oregano
>>29649319
>he thinks girls fall in love over the internet
are you retarded?
>>29649967
Are these homebaked?
So I started doing an exercise regiment consisting of walking 3 miles on this public trail near my house each day, today felt good. I was walking proudly, and I looked straight ahead when passing by others on the trail. I did leak a bit of my power level though, but only enough to intimidate them. A few people looked at me, but I didn't care, they were clearly intimidated by my aura and power level. I was walking with excellent form, back straight, head up.
I was the walk master on that trail, and I made sure everyone knew it.
>>29649302
Why didn't you just walk normally instead of walking like an autist
also unless you're incredibly overweight, walking isn't exercise
>>29649302
Nice blog faggot
Subbed ;)
You were the walk master huh
>tfw fell for the linux meme from /g/
>>29649263
>taking /g/ seriously
>tfw fell for the Gass meme from /lit/
>>29649263
>Using Nautlis
There's your fucking problem pleb, you're using a meme file manager. Just get Lubuntu if you don't want to futz around with the console or care about graphics. Ubuntu if you're a graphics whore who doesn't care about using a bloated distribution that may or may not occassionally spy on you.
>visits /trash/ once
>>29649256
What did you expect?
Not trash?
>>29649256
>visits /trash/ more than once
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for you to get help of course
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