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W-what are you looking at, uncle anon?
im looking at yo stanky ass, any more attitude come out a you and ill do you like your papa does.
>>29647891
YOUR ASS
also I'm an only child you're not my niece
>>29647891
your ass reminds me of your mother's
>Fap for 3 hours
>Orgasm for 10 seconds
>Regret wasting so much time
>>29647873
fapping for 10 minutes and have a orgasm for 5 seconds seems like a waste of time but i do it anyways
Fapping is not worth it.
It never was.
>>29648066
>fapping for 10 minutes
Are you 12?
>tfw can outstare anyone on a bus
Who /alpha/ here?
>Lesser Eye Contact
>brief glances indicate desire to stop speaking
>Greater Eye Contact
>staring intimidates subject into submitting
Learn your basic wards kid.
>>29647842
>on a bus
You really think I care that you stare at strangers when you get around on public transportation? I guess with your living conditions, you'll frantically think of anything as a small victory to justify your existence.
>>29647865
>>29647984
*slowly turns head in your general direction*
*stares at you*
>ywn be a woman and feel 10x better from orgasms
>ywn be a woman and be given whatever the fuck you want just for being a woman
>ywm be a woman and be able to eat whatever the fuck you want and get fat without being looked down upon
>>29647813
>>ywn be a woman and feel 10x better from orgasms
but you have a prostate, anon
>>29647832
I feel way better when i massage my prostate, but it's not enough to even make me groan.
>ywn be twice as likely to suffer from depression
>ywn be forced into being some rights activist caricature
>ywn have to deal with periods or pregnancies
Male character avatars ITT, to make you all less sissy
>haha i hate life desu :))
You never notice how 99% of your picture are animegirls and camwhores.
I started to use 70s-90s anime guys recently.
Anyone else just laugh at their life so they don't want to kill themselves? I recently decided I don't want to be a miserable wageslave anymore, and I also don't want to try college again and be even more of a debtslave, so I'm going to buy a tent and some other gear at the end of the summer and just start walking. It's just so funny to me, I never thought I'd be homeless and so alone at 21 years old. I might have to dance on the sidewalk for food eventually; we'll see
Why be homeless when there are literally hundreds of communal farms in the US and Europe
http://www.wwoof.net/
>>29647848
>working on a farm
Lel, the reason I'm going to be homeless is because I fucking hate working
>>29647958
There's a massive difference between being a wageslave and being a wageless subsistence farmer. But you're going to have to work for your food somehow, as you will soon find out. Hope you get used to the taste of cum quickly enough
>tell myself I'm gonna leave this board and never come back
>come back to this shithole 1 month later
>>29647791
It's OK. We're all struggling with the same thing. There is just nowhere to get love and recognition for us in this world.
there's no escape anon, you're here forever, just like the rest of us
newsummerfag here
I don't want to leave, at what point you start wanting to leave?
Ive been orbiting 4 girls all together. 2 out of the 4 wants to fuck me just based on how long of a friendship Ive had and how caring ive been.
The 3rd wants to fuck me cause well she blantantly told me she needs dick and the 4th one is a hard shell to crack.
I feel shes just waiting it out to see how far I have to go to earn her pussy.
Either way my orbiting plan works. It took time but im getting exterme results. I have a yacht party this saturday as well to meet more girls.
Honestly from beta to chad Ive come and i just feel so inspired to tell fellow robors having a hard time that you just have to fake it till you make it.
Ignore your self doubt and just truck on my brothers. Why stay wallowing in self pity theres girls out here for us all and we're young.
>>29647713
>I have a yacht party this saturday as well to meet more girls.
Aaaand it's bait.
>>29647713
Tell me when you get your penis in one of them, OP.
>>29647746
It really isnt. Ive paid 30 bucks to go to a singles yacht party. Im a beta whos trying to actually be social and fucking better himself. If thats bait and unbelievable then shoot me
Say we're meant to be, Kek. Please
roland
I'll actually do something about if I get dubs
I don't even like any girlor boy, because I don't havr contact with others.
roland
will actually ask her and keep u faggots updated
>I envy the woman who will get you, because you are such a nice guy.
>you're going to make some girl so happy one day
>"I dont really ant a bf right now anon"
>*starts going out with someone 2 days after this*
>>29647658
>Sorry I don't have any female friends that are single...I know quite a few single gay guys you can date though!
>be black
>decent looking
>good interests
>go to Japan
>go on tinder
>only one match and the convoy dies after 3 lines
Tfw no qt Asian gf
Why am I damned by my skin tone?
My things fucked up ignore the distance.
>>29647647
Back to twitter you filthy negro
org
>>29647683
why do you hate me so much familiam
From what I understand (although I may be wrong), Japan is pretty xenophobic. You just got unlucky with where you ended up.
Fucking normalfags holy shit get the fuck off this board
>>29647626
Normies always try to ruin our fun
This is our board REEEEEEEEE
>>29647626
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SO BAD TONIGHT, ALL THEY DO IS POST ABOUT HOW BAD WE ARE AND HOW WE SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR EXISTING. ALL THEY DO IS RUIN EVERYUTHIGN FUUUUUUG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOULESOFNATURE
>>29647626
>be normal
>for some reason get treated like i'm special here
what is wrong with you
>looking at old classmates
>all of them had such high goals
>most of them achieved them or are trying to
>sitting home alone with no goals
>becoming neet and masturbating to visual novels
anyone know how to deal with disappointment and lack of motivation? honestly feels like I'm never going to accomplish anything desu
>>29647613
>anyone know how to deal with disappointment and lack of motivation?
>on /r9k/
>>29647613
I find its the opposite. Everyone is achieving their modest goals and here I am, underachieving my high goals. Where did you go to school?
Most of the kids I know from high school are doing nothing, pregnant, or are married somehow
who /nofap/ here?
Just starting this month after jacking off a few times before the start of the new month, trying to aim for September... pretty confident i can do it
Share your NOFAP experiences or just reply to my post so i can get some (You)'s and not feel completely lonely
>>29647598
I once made it 6 days without fapping.
after a few days i become so violent though
I start lashing out at family members for no reason
driving is a nightmare, every small mistake anyone makes I yell and swear at them
maybe its juts best if i keep fapping i might kill someone after 6 days
No fapped for about 2 days now.
This is fucking insanely hard, the most I ever went was like 3 days maybe.
Does anyone have that "Pictures of cute girls cause feelings of protection" image? I know it's a bit fedora, but I still want a copy of it.
Also women hate thread.
Buuuuuummingg
>>29647583
Dumb whores
very origjnael
How about a nice pair of tits? Will that bring it out?
