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A gril at work today called me "little dude"
What does that mean?
>>29649166
Probably means you're a little dude
Think nothing of it.
>>29649166
>What does that mean?
That means you're a manlet
Probably nothing good if you want to fug her, thats what my big sis calls me
>tfw she gets chad and ditches you
>tfw he is better than you at everything, and is taller, and better looking
>tfw lost in every aspect
This made me laugh. It's so true.
>>29649149
Jealousy has transformed into hatred
Travis visits me in my dreams
I think it may be time
>>29649149
It's good that you know this
Some people won't admit that some people are just better than them
You're already doing better than the majority of the population with this realization
Women are cocksleeves. That's their purpose.
Anyone else rather want to be the woman instead of the guy?
I think my soul is tied eroticly towards the recieving and objectified part.
I remember being 12, seeing a pornmag, and a fantasized about being the girl.
Also, I fully believe being a woman is the easiest cheat mode difficulty in life. Matter of fact I believe women is the meme-gender.
>>29649180
Yes I know that feel. You could try being a bottom gay if you don't mind anal sex.
>>29649143
>implying anyone could ever think that they have any other purpose
We have too many red flag threads. Let's try to be a little less negative for once with a green flags threads.
ITT: qualities you'd want to see in a prospective mate.
>self deprecating (as in, insecure enough to not be happy about self but secure and self-aware enough to be able to joke about it)
>fashion sense that isn't flashy and doesn't call attention to self
>does not show a lot of skin
>long hair and bangs to hide face
>shaves legs and pits but does not shave vagoo
>snobbish enough to have "high" taste but smart enough to like things because she likes them and not because others do/don't
>does not use social media apps such as instagram or Snapchat (essentially anything that revolves around taking selfies)
>humorous
>generally quiet but has a small group she's comfortable socalizing freely with
>has a fetish for obesity
>has a fetish for bad hygiene
>has a fetish for manlets
>has a fetish/some sort of abandonment issues that mean she's willing to support you
>has a premature ejaculation fetish
>has nice feet
>>29649278
I feel you're being a little too specific anon
>is fond of drawing or other creative activity
>enjoys biting and nibbling, caressing, cuddling and the likes, perhaps asmr-esque manner
>not obese, being a bit chubby or thick can be good if the person is fit at the least, if done right they get quite alluring
>likes to stroll through quiet scenery, forests and the likes
>has a dignified personality, be it as an intellectual or artist
>hair at least reaching somewhere near shoulders
>no piercings, earrings .etc
>doesn't use instagram, snapchat or facebook, at least not much
>genuine, loyal, with a good common sense
>good hearted, but not foolish
>decent taste, be it in music, cuisine and other matters, with that probably away from most of the mainstream, bonus for vintage appeal
>occasionally watches anime
>caring, nurturing, mature, lovely, devoted
>perhaps uptight or vintage in character
>strives for health and well being of mind, body as well as spirit
>somewhat spiritualistic, takes interest in the occult or tradition. simple example being lucid dreaming
>idealistic or perfectionist, maybe critical
>good sense of values that one lives by, firm and reasonable
>enjoys literature or philosophy and knowladge to some degree
>strives towards self-development and likes the idea of helping one another become a better self, being two halves that despite differances compliment eachother well
>sensual, maybe a hopeless romantic
>somewhat open minded yet moderate and cautious
but most importantly, genuine I presume
with being genuine one is natrually drawn closer towards true warmth and kindness of heart
Even an autist is more charming than most people here
How does this make you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a34qMg0aF6w
>>29649090
She's kind of cute in a really weird way. Like she has a weird kind of fucked up face but is still a little attractive. Would not fug though, her vagina probably smells like rotting fish and eggs. Autists always have shit hygiene, and for a girl, that's pretty much a gurantee she's going to smell like last week's groceries.
>>29649090
>Even an autist is more charming than most people here
That's because only ugly men can be creepy. Flip their genders and it's a completely different situation
>>29649090
How do women find this lunk attractive
He is literally a fucking Meat head
Im starting to think normie girls only find men attractive because other normie girls find them attractive
Just recently some dude drove past me and shouted some insult out the window at me, unluckily for him he hit a red light shortly after, I ran up to the car and knocked the wing mirror off and opened his door, asked him sarcastically if I knew him then asked what he shouted, guy was a blubbering wreck lol I was planning on dragging him out of his car but he was just so pathetic I left him, kicked a huge dent into his car before I left though.
>>29649061
i wish i could have been you, i drove all night to san francisco to visit my cousin in berkeley and as soon as i got out of my car some frat boy faggot yelled "night didn't go as you planned did it?"
FUCK IT DID
also i've thrown a quarter at a car and dented it, forgot to close my window and a guy threw a handful of pens at me and they wizzed about a centimeter in front of my face hitting my driver side window
i was scared he'd call the cops but he drove away. I honked at him because he didn't go at a green light, and then he did that thing where he goes miles per hour to be an asshole
>>29649061
>go to usual bar
>plplay punk rock on jukebox
>here a guy bitch about it
>grab him by his hair and drag him to jukebox
>scream at him to put his money in or shut up
>he decides to shut up and I go back to drinking alone while belting out Dead Kennedys lyrics
I have also pulled my .38 on people I overhear laughing at me, even when they insist they weren't laughing at me
>be me
>ask a Chad I know
>"how can I get with attractive girls?"
>"want me to give you my tip?"
>"yes please"
>"come down and suck it"
>I then jump the giant fucker (he is 6'2, I'm 5'6) and bite him right in the fucking neck
>he falls on the ground like a little fuck
>"don't ever talk to me like that again"
>tfw no friends
It hurts.
I just want some friends like on workaholics or something. I've never had a close friend in my life and it hurts.
>tfw no time machine or star ship
>>29649029
>tfw dont live in spaceship traveling the galxy
>>29649008
It's overhyped.
Take it from me, a guy who has had many friends.
You will be wishing they would stop trying to contact you and just leave you alone.
Why do degenerates get triggered with the sight of righteous men who don't partake in any type of degeneracy?
>righteous men
>on 4chan
hahahaha, no
>>29648986
Even Jesus Christ hung out with scumbags, thieves and prostitutes.
>>29649002
Well why don't you kill yourself to test whether or not you'll rise again, like Christ did (so they say)
>whole life I squat using my tippie-toes
>look at pics of people squatting
>realize they do it flat-footed
>try literally for months to squat like that, but I can't do it. I physically cannot squat like normal people do. I can't do no many how many times I try.
What the fuck is wrong with me? Do I even have a regular human body? I feel so fucked up.
>>29648952
On the opposite perspective of this subject, I can't comprehend how one could go their whole life squatting without doing it flat-footed, so there's that.
>>29648952
I have the same problem OP
I actually cannot do it, if I try to I fall over on my back
>>29648952
you just need to get more flexible, not being able to squat properly is common for sedentary people or people who never squated properly in their life
take a week or two of practicing and you'll be able to do it
how much do you drink, anonymous
>>29648919
l don't drink.
>>29648944
Same. We're both going to get called fedora-tippers and shit though.
Oh well, right?
>>29648919
Once a week or so
Honestly I wouldn't mind drinking everyday but I have to commute to work and hangovers fuck me pretty hard if I drink for more than a day consecutively
robots, why do women get offended so easily? i've noticed this many times. Especially online, you might say something and it came out the wrong way and you start getting the silent treatment in return.
Do women expect men to be perfect or something?
>>29648907
once you establish friendship they put up with it
also it gives you more cred to get a gf if you have friends that are girls
>>29648907
>online, you might say something and it came out the wrong way and you start getting the silent treatment
example
>>29648925
>once you establish friendship they put up with it
Depends, sometimes even then they get upset and offended. And might give you the silent treatment.
cyborg feels thread
>tfw speeding ticket
Driving is for normies.
WTF is a cyborg? What makes them different?
>let the opinions of flesh beings control me for TOO long
I won't let this last
>at the mall today
>mom is taking me shopping because she's sick of me wearing the same sweat pants every day
>pass by 2 girls sitting down
>they are kind of cute
>overhear them say "I'm disappointed at the lack of attractive guys in here" as I walk past
>right in the feels
I didn't go outside for this
>>29648887
Should have called them sluts and spat in their faces.
>>29648981
I thought about it but by the time I thought of something to say a couple of minutes had passed and I would have had to walk back to them
I should have just called them roasties
>>29648887
Happens to the best of us anon.
Similar thing happened to me so I pretended to talk on the phone and say how I've just walked past a group of disgusting fattys (which they weren't but women are really self conscious about weight lol).
Heard one of them ask if they could leave early afterwards.
Wife and I are planning to buy first home in Austin TX. We're also planning to have a child next year.
We can get an amazing home for 300k, but bad school districts, meaning private schools are a must.
We could get a good decent home for 400-450k with amazing public schools.
We can afford to do both right now BUT I'm self employed and worried in a few years business might be bad and affording a 300k home is easier than 450k.
Current household income is 240k/year. On a good year it could be 400k, on a bad year, 100k. I posted on r9k because I think robots can give a unique thought, I was a robot 10 years ago until I learned to read social cues and facial expressions, which taught me to feign empathy and gain trust.
The robot in me says to leave wife, impregnate a throwaway woman, raise child to be exception and focus on myself/child without wife slowing us down. The realistic me has to buy my first home with my wife. Age mid 30s
>>29648876
>The robot in me says to leave wife, impregnate a throwaway woman
No it certainly does not. Get fucked normie. I bet your wife cucks you anyway.
Reminder that this is how normals actually think.
>I have a wife and a career and a house and I am rich... but I am still totally one of you guys :^)
Inb4 endless normie butthurt about how they are the real robots and everyone else are just losers.
>>29648911
You seem like an angry elf.
One day you too will evolve.
>The robot in me
>implying robots have children
>implying robots are sadistic and selfish
Are you rich? Do you plan on pre-embryo selection to secure a high IQ for your child? Have you attended atleast a year of parenting and nutrition classes?Can you afford enough money for HGH, test and aromatase inhibitors? No? None of these? Not even one? You just expected the TV and McDonalds to raise your kid so they could grow up to be losers like you? Oh boi.
Don't have kids, you stupid fuck normie.
All out problems stem from this.
You know, feminists would just make the claim that this is a result of the men not having enough respect for women, and that the lack of results relevant to your search means that women already have respect for men.What then faggot?
>>29648858
Our problems stem from being raised in dysfunctional homes (dominated by mothers) producing dysfunctional children who will not make those experiences they need in order to become functional adults.
>>29648890
>>29648955
I think women don't for a second think what men might want out of a woman or that they are autonomous human beings with their own personalities that shouldn't be destroyed to do whatever they want.
