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Sexual intimacy with and among children = morally wrong.
The above is entirely a social construct.

PTSD is dependent upon forced societal norms.

Prove me wrong, robots.

Gave this thread a go on /sci/, but they're mostly just a bunch of SJW faggots.
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>>29649921
Reported for illegal content, get the fuck out pedo faggot.
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>>29649921
So what if it's a social contract? You live in society. Don't like it go out to the Amazon and live with a bunch of primitive savages.
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You are forcing a child who hasn't developed her sexuality yet because your sick fetishes.It's both biologically and morally wrong.
And no, we are not prepared to get into sexual intercourse until we reach a certain age. That's the way humans (and most mammals) were made.

And yes, I know this is bait. But fuck it.

>My Mom thinks I'm handsome.
Shut up, Mom.
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Not a pretty nigga but my mom thinks im handsome
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>Oh anon, you'll find a nice girl soon I'm sure, any girl would be lucky to have you.
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>>29649895
dont tell your mom to shut up
i hate mine but i wouldn't go and be a prick likke that
it's just not right

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Why is /r9k/ one of the most despised boards on 4chan?
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Its a circlejerk, but not of common interests like some other boards, just of a common hatred of everyone better.
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we speak the truth that pops their fantasy and social bubble
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they can't hang with the bantz b/c they're spooked by morality b/c they're normalfags

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Remember when you were young?
You shined like the sun..
SHINE! ON! YOU! CRAZY! DIAMOND!
Now there's a look in your eyes..
Like black holes in the sky..
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>>29649816
Abused children always say life started out good. They get this idea in their head that it was all good then it just went to shit. If you think that way you should take the ACE test and see how abused you were.
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>>29649816
Great song, I like all their stuff desu its like 12 hrs or so worth to listen to
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it;s the reverse for me, really. As time's passed I've gradually become less of a dumbass. It's nice.

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>a few hours ago
>i'm home alone playing video games when somebody knocks on the door
>i go and open the door and there's a lady in her 40's holding a plastic bag
>she tells me that she has a lot of milk or something and is giving it away and asks if we have any need for milk
>i say "sure" and she hands me the bag with 3 1L cartons
>close the door and wonder what the fuck just happened
>pretty sure i didn't know the lady
>put the milk in the fridge and waited for mom to come home
>try my best to describe that person to her but she doesn't seem to have any idea who it could be

What the fuck just happened /r9k/?
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You took milk from an old lady.
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did you drink the milk?

she probably was taking care of a baby or something and the parents took it back.
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>>29649807
The expiration date is today, by the way.

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>horny as fuck
>arrange to meet with some old dude and suck his dick
>decide to fap
>lose all desire to suck dick when done
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are you normally gay anon?

I've thought about it while drunk and horny myself. not with an old guy but with a guy in general.
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these actual degenerate scum need to fuck off
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>posting tohsaka for this degeneracy

also saged

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>one shot at life
>get stuck with a dick that is higly curved to the left
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>>29649688
kys liberal cuck
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> 8.5x6 inches
> cum within 5 seconds of being rock-hard and actually horny
> most likely autistic
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>one shot at life
>get stuck with a putrid personality and barely average appearance

I WANT A FUCIKNG REROLL SOMEONE LET ME REROLL

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How many hours would you say you browse r9k a day? Or 4chan as a whole.

I pretty much realized that this site takes up a vast majority of my everyday life
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>>29649680
Way too many. Probably averaging about three a day currently, and that's low for me because I've been playing and watching a lot more shit recently.
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>>29649680
Yup browsed 4chan for 8 hours straight now.
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>>29649680

4chan as a whole mayb 2-3 hours a day. /r9k/ about 20 minutes per month.

I did one of those roll threads where the higher the get, the longer you have to leave r9k for. I rolled trips and had to leave for a month. Now I only come here once a month, on the first day to see if anything has improved and it just keeps getting worse.

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The thread that lists what you really like and can't tell anyone.

>I get adrenaline rushes from almost getting arrested, running from the police, and anything that can get me in jail. In anyway that it comes.

My friends wouldn't want to chill with me if they knew. They get scared too easily.
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I'm actually obsessed with my sister, like more than the average incest loving guy is (Most of those don't actually have siblings.)

Pretty much exclusively masturbate to her, computer wallpaper is her, phone background is her, etc.
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I like the idea of incest but not with anyone in my family. The idea of it is hot but I'd rather it was not my family.
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>>29649678

>tfw you can't even tell it here

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>armpits smell like yummy food
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what the actuaI fuck
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My armpit sweat smells spicy, especially when I haven't showered in a day or two. Who else has this?
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>>29649643
I am obsessed with my armpit smell but other people seem to not understand liking your own odor. I thought everyone liked their own smell.

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how many guys out there do you actually think like their girlfriends and are not simply with them because the have sex with them?
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probably like 5%, why the fuck would you want to think like a woman?
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>>29649608
I'd guess a significant percentage but not the majority. Maybe a third?
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>>29649608
How are those two things mutually exclusive?

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Hot Porn Videos In Australia - BLACKED

What did they mean by this?
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>>29649600
The whore on the right is how as shit
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I think pornhub is shilling them on purpose
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>>29649742
Probably
The pic for big dick is a black cock and white girl now. Used to be a white cock I think
Don't get mad if I'm wrong though. I never click on that category

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Is captcha fucking up for anyone else? Every time I try to post something, I get a blank captcha box and then another box that pops up, and then I have to click my mouse multiple times for one of them to go away, then for the images in the other captcha box to appear. It's been really annoying me. Webm really not related.
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>>29649583
>tfw no pet

origami
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bump

original commentaruuuuuu
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>>29649583
Yes that has been happening to me as well OP

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>tfw it's your birthday today
>tfw 0 messages in your inbox

can I get a happy birthday familia ? I just feel like shit right now
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I hope you have a happy birthday anon
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>>29649558
Happy birthday robot - iktfb
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>>29649558
Happy Birthday, enjoy yourself my senpai

I'm friends with Chad and he has a new girl every weekend. Rumor has it he has a legit 10 inch cock and ends up fucking all day.

Chad fucks 50 girls a year at minimum. Each girl getting 4 hours of dick, that's 200 hours of having sex clocked in. 5 years in college gives him 1000 hours of having sex. That's pretty much a master of pussy destruction right there.

You're lucky to get 30 minutes in your entire lifetime. Why the fuck would a girl ever settle for your virgin prick when she can go to any bar and pick up a stud like him who knows how to please her?
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>>29649547
10 inches sounds painful as fuck, that's not good thing at all.
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> when a 16 year old tries to combine 2-3 old jokes into one and fails to deliver anything even remotely amusing

the post.
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>>29649547
>Why the fuck would a girl ever settle for your virgin prick when she can go to any bar and pick up a stud like him who knows how to please her?
WELP

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