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This is a real couple, the guy is an underwear model aged 20 and the girl is an instagram whore aged 22. Why wasn't I born as this guy?
>>29653358
This guys an underwear model? He's got a dad body
>>29653375
>tfw incest is a mainstream fetish now
>>29653358
They're both above average attractiveness, there are couples that should make you more jealous.
![lightning_ff13_2_by_rose1371999-d46i93j[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dVLNjVH.jpg "lightning ff13 2 by rose1371999-d46i93j[1]")
Why aren't you working on a manga/novel/anime/book/comic/video game for your waifu? Don't you love her?
Some guy did it and this pic related is the result
Looks like a very cute tranny.
>>29653329
Looks like a screenshot from FF 13 desu senpai
>>29653361
The character designer for Lightning fell in love with her.
Who here /comfyfridaymorning/? About to eat a comfy shit tier breakfast I made and play vidya till around lunch time. After that I'll have a nap or watch some tv.
maybe i should get mcdonalds? what is the comfiest order i can get that actually fills me up?
fuck i jus remember i bought samosas or whatever yesterday, i should bake them
>grits
Nigga that food sucks ass
>jimmy dean sausage
lol
also wipe your dirty desk
X-Change becomes a thing, you can take one simple pill and painlessly become a pretty woman, there is a temporary and permanent version. Do you take one?
Absolutely not. I'm proud of being a man, too bad I can't fulfill everyone's criteria for what a man should be if you catch my drift. Drives me a little insane sometimes.
>>29653247
My dick is only 3", I'm a 5'6" manlet, and I have a fucked up face with fully misaligned eyes.
At this point, life could only improve if I could actually become a pretty woman.
>>29653247
life on easy mode?
sure, that and another pro i get to wear cute clothing and cute cosplays
>games are for fun
>you dont have fun if you lose
what do when you suck at videogames?
>>29653237
Get Gud and carry your shit box team.
>>29653237
Translation: You don't have fun when the game is too hard for you.
Solution: Learn to enjoy hard games, or find an easier game.
>>29653310
I like how you faggots know can read minds. It's adorable
>"I think we need to see other people, Anon."
>>29653186
No.
>beats you with fists
Sorry, do I know you?
>>29653416
That doesn't matter.
>beats (You) with fists
How come everybody has something?
Every person I've talked to over 20 has had some kind of relationship with a female or they've had some kind of interest shown in them. Everybody but me...
How does one manage to actually try in life and just fail so horribly? I'd understand if I was obese my entire life and never bothered but how could I exercise for years, try dressing and looking different ways and receive absolutely nothing.
I don't think people understand how absolutely crushing this feels. I don't understand how people can still claim life is fair.
How can someone just be so extraordinarily repulsive?
This makes me so angry. This makes me so sad.
We would have been good cannon fodder in wars but now we must suffer in the 21st century instead
>>29653697
>applied for military
>get rejected due to lack of social experience and work experience
They won't even let me fight and die
So, what is the official manlet cutoff anyway? Where does "good height" start?
>>29653153
I'm 5'6. Cutoff for manlet height is 6'1".
>>29653168
>Cutoff for manlet height is 6'1".
So the average male in the Netherlands is a manlet? Funny.
>>29653153
Manlet cutoff is your country's average female height and below
If your country's average female height is 5'7 then <= 5'7" is manlet
I was happier as a robot.
Becoming a cyborg, getting in shape, making an effort to talk to people, dressing up... It only leads to building up hope then seeing it all destroyed, over and over.
Girls will get attracted to you for a minute or two, then the robot inside will spill out slowly and they'll bail. I've been on this cycle for years. Only way I could overcome it was being 100% asshole, which only works on strange girls, you can't do it with friends of friends or anyone you plan on seeing ever again.
Hope is the worst thing in the world.
>>29653089
>nerd
I don't think that girl did very well in grade school
>>29653089
it's amazing how tenacious hope is
I know how completely fucked I am, but I still can't let go
I wonder if it's even possible to get rid of it
>>29654574
Sure it is.. Just give it some more years.
Why women are non stop crying? Seriously
>My female friend got bad grade
>Bitch's crying
>I was little mean for my female friend
>Bitch's crying
>I bought my mother bad kind of bread (sic!)
>Momma crying
>I raised my voice on my mother
>Momma crying
>I killed friend of my mother on online game
>Momma crying and calling me a "dick"
>My GF was watching romance
>GF crying
They are like fucking waterfalls that get opened in every moment of low tier emotion or when they get angry and don't have any arguments. Man cries in really heartbreaking moments. Women cries on spot, from fucking nothing.
Just what the fuck
thread made me realize I have never seen my mother cry
she's also an abusive narcissist
Its self-defence, you're less likely to beat, abuse or yell at a crying woman.
It feels good man, t.roastie
It's also just hard to not cry when jacked up on estrogen, and most of us are one extra estrogen for hormonal birth control if we're young or menopause acclimation if we're old.
Is it possible to grow out of autism and become normie?
Recently I feel like I've been noticing subtle nuances in conversation and body language which I never have before.
Plus, when I look back on my life it's started to hit me how drastically autistic I've behaved in my life.
What do you think brobots?
>>29653059
Are you really suffering from autism or are you just using that word to describe you're social inexperience and being a beta-faggot?
>>29653198
The latter. I think that's /r9k/'s definition of autism, actually.
Ye, you can learn all of that shit, it just takes a while to catch up to normies.
They think my dads cancer is coming back. He's the only one that loves me in this world. I have no other friends. I can't lose him.
Accept that you might and enjoy the fuck out of him. I got 3 months with my dad and they were some of the best times we had. After you try to be to others what he was to you.
>>29653151
t-thanks.
How did you comfort him?
>>29653224
Not the prev poster. And I sadly probably is as clueless as you in this situation. What I would do is to try to ask one of the nurses on the next checkup your dad has (if not too long to wait). Or if there is any grief-counseling or support group you can ask for advice. I wish I had better advice to give to you anon.
GET FUCKIN TINDER THEY SAID
JUST B URSELF
Being yourself doesn't work when you're retarded.
that was pretty funny
>whiskey
lmao
>>29653043
>be retarded and rich
milionar with wicked sense of humor
>be retarded and handsome
nihilist
I need to help one of colleges r9k, hes a libcuck who wants to vote for hillary, and thinks cheating in a marriage is fine. he has not taken the red pill and I need to help uncuck him.
>>29653006
>"hello, fellow wage slave. i see you are blue pilled. after consulting my internet friends at www.4chan.org/r9k/, i believe that you should vote for Our Lord And Savior Donald Trump. also, your opinion on marriage (specifically, cheating in marriage) is wrong. i bid thee adieu"
>>29653109
beat me to it, well done flapjack
>>29653109
>>29653174
terrible fucking posts today
>some people are not allowed to enjoy crispy bacon
L O L
>>29652991
Fuck off, and take your shitty meme food with you.
>>29653014
t. beta vegan because his oneitis doesn't agree with meat
>L O L
>image.jpg
>expired normalfag meme
return to wherever you came from
