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>Asked girl "Hey do you wanna get really fucking drunk and watch Netflix or something tonight
I am in dire need to get completely fucked up"
>She just texts back
>hahah
>Possibly
What do I do robots.
Translation: no
Keep pressing her, she wants you to want her
>>29657063
Buy some lube and a box of condoms just in case
Who here plays /League of Legends/? LoL is superior to all of your neet games. Try proving me wrong, OH YOU CANT
>>29657006
look m8 I played it for 5 years, it really went downhill, especially the /v/ community
we used to play premades together all the time, now all the best players quit because the game turned into cancer
>>29657006
MOBAs are the clickbait of video games. If you play MOBAs, you're a faggot
league of legends is normie shit gtfo normie
Staying up all night listening to berghain techno at eardrum-shattering volumes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8kFziecfhk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcgt-Mgt7no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCrf5Renwl0
>>29656983
I do the same but with 90s Swedish electro
I was in Berlin once but never tried to go to berghain. clubs are a little spooky for me even though I like techno a lot.
>>29657353
Berghain is every bit as great as they say.
But berghain techno is more the style of techno they play at berghain and put out on Ostgut Ton than anything else.
Post your 3D waifu in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCeSmAE_zkQ
just the thread I was looking for
>>29656919
>3D
>waifu
pick one, if they're real they're a crush not a waifu.
>>29658251
is it still a crush if you have over a thousand pictures of them, only fap to them, and constantly post them on 4chan?
Any other wageslaves here who work in retail? How is it? Do you like it?
I just started working at Homegoods.
>>29656880
my penis is hungee
>>29656926
Hey, get the fuck out of my thread and don't reply to my posts ever.
>>29656949
hi no thank you. I love you OP we are meant to be
I am not wagecuck but i am love with wagecuck.
feed me daddy
>see old friend from highschool down street
>try to pretend she is not there
>she giggles as she passes
well there goes my self confidence for the month
You don't need her to be confident. Pave your own way.
She knows you're still a shy, anxious little pussboy.
>>29656835
I am more distressed over the fact she laughed as she passed. For some reason she thought something about me was funny.
Do I look funny? Pathetic? I thought I was doing better in all honesty.
Anyone smoke here? It can be hash oil (dabs) or weed, I'm curious to know about others cause I recently quit.
>bought a gram of dabs every so often
>smoked it in a pen(G Pen, a convenient way to get high, anywhere anytime, almost to conveniant cause you end up always doing it then)
>kept my dabbing limited, use to initially do it once every two weeks or so on a night where I felt like I could use it
>recent gram I bought I smoked it the night I got it and every night after that until I was done
>felt fucked up, I felt different the day after and heavy headed
>noticed it changed how I thought a lot
>a lot more things bother me and it activated my paranoia
>friend who also smokes shatter like crazy is now recently starting to feel that type of effect and actually told me about it and said he's gonna stop
I feel like its been better since I stopped. I have first hand experience so I can easily say that weed does effect you, any dumbass who says that a drug that alters your mind for a few hours used in doses weekly and less has no effect, is in denial. Curious if any other robots experienced this.
I just smoke weed not wax or any of that crazy shit. Weed makes you see your true self, and I really hate what I see. It opened my eyes to a lot of things.
Smoke the herb, with least chemical shit u can find. There is a reason why its natural.
It's not the weed, it's you
its a drug that amplifies your current mood. If you still dont get it, here's a fitting example
>a normie smoker, who has his life in order and on the right track
>happy, relaxed, no worries in the world
as opposed to
>a robot smoker, who's life situation is obviously shit
>paranoid, jaded, overall bad trip
duh
>tfw no green-card bf
>OP will never ever have a bf while i will marry mine
>>29656885
Cuuute cebbu
>tfw no mail order gf
do you guys know how many sleeping pills you have to take to kill yourself
is "killing yourself with sleeping pills" even real anymore or is that just a normie movie meme about 15 year old girls who were rejected by some chad
>>29656774
You're just going to fuck up your liver if you just down a bottle of Advil PM. Kill yourself with something guaranteed to work: extreme bloodloss.
Overdosing sleeping pills rarely ends up in death, you wouldn't even be able to sleep. That many sleeping pills would just harm you and disrupt your digestive system for days. Iit's unreliable and painful. I would suggest cyanide if you could get your hands on it, it's way more reliable.
>>29656795
im kind of a pussy who doesnt like pain/bleeding a lot thats why i asked
dont really have an access to guns (shooting myself in the head would be my preferred option) because of european gun law
bloodloss is probably still the best option so if i find nothing else i'll keep it in mind
Hello, can anyone give me an invitation link for the discord server? thanks
i wanna know them too, or alternatively somebody can make a new discord channel
>>29656755
you need to send your email address with cv attached
don't forget the full body pic
it's like a job interview to work at women's clothes store really
>>29656805
are you accepted if the only quality you have is virginity and no friends?
Are you supposed to look the people you pass on the street in the eyes or something? My autism makes me always look on the ground, straight ahead or somewhere distant, but I get the feeling people are watching at me all the time. It can be because I'm pretty ugly, but then would they rather not look at me? Maybe I even passed some qt girl that was checking me out or something because I didn't return their look? I don't understand those normie rituals.
I try to seem interested with something other then them- which ends up looking as forced as it feels.
I don't think there is a 'right way'. A lot of normies will stay glancing at someone, while others will just look ahead like they are not even there.
>>29656730
Strange but over the last few weeks this has been bothering me, hadn't thought about it before then though
>walking to work
>guy down the street
>about my age
>little bit shorter
>not going to be the first to look away
>keep looking strait ahead
>see him look at me
>as hes passing i glance at him
>he fucking turns his head to look at me aggressively
>keep walking
I couldnt look down or away and let him win
I always do it to old people (40+), but never to people around my age or younger, because they never reciprocate
I'm drunk alone and have an urge to smoke cigarettes even though I don't smoke reguralry. Should I go buy some?
>>29656727
no cigarettes are useless
>expensive
>doesn't get you high
>slight headrush for maybe 10 seconds
>mouth tastes like ass afterwards
>>29656727
yep, obviously....Tobacco and alcohol go hand in hand
>>29656727
Dont smoke and drink. You'll feel even worse after drinking.
Does anyone want to play an arcadey fighter on the pc with me? I just remembered this game from ages ago and thought I'd play it again. I think there should be co-op. This game is old as fuck though so we might need to connect through hamachi. Add me on steam if you guys wanna play.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/nov11fest
http://www.littlefighter.com/
>>29656682
Used to play it with my sister. Now we hate each other.
>>29656682
holy fuck OP
I played this shit in like elementary school
god this was so much fun, I used to play with a friend all of the fucking time
>le nostalgia gibbe pls
>>29656682
LETS PLAY RIGHT FUCKING NOW
What is sucking cock like? I'm straight, but I kinda wanna try it.
>>29656656
>straight
>wanna suck cock
>>29656656
you are NOT straight
you ARE A FAGGOT
>>29656656
its pretty fun IMO, makes you feel down right dirty tho
"Excuse me, Mr. Trump, who is that blonde man that's been following you?"
"Oh, that's my servant, Gilgamesh."
"Gilgamesh? You mean, like the epic of Gilgamesh?"
"Precisely. Now, I summoned the King of Heroes here so I can participate in the upcoming Holy Grail War."
"Holy... grail war?"
"You see, every once in a while, these, I don't know, mages come together and fight for a cup that can grant any wish, right?"
"Sir, does that make you a mage?"
"Of course I am. And I'm gonna win that Grail and do what I need to. I'm gonna wish all of the Mexicans back over the border."
"But, couldn't you do something better, like get rid of the threat of terrorism, or curing cancer, or helping homeless veterans?"
"You don't seem to understand. Mexicans are the terrorists, and they're the ones causing these veterans to become homeless. They bring cancer into our country and sell marijuana, saying that it's 'medicinal.' Me and Gil are gonna make America great again and put a stop to the menace."
"Who... who else is part of this?"
"Nobody you need to worry about. All I'm concerned about is that damn Clinton clown and her Saber class servant."
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>You don't seem to understand. Mexicans are the terrorists
holy shit
Trump wouldn't bode well with Gilgamesh.
Clinton's servant will mostly likely be Caster.
