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s-so what do you guys think?
here's the real picture for comparison
>>29660191
>>29660202
What's the difference? They look the same.
>>29660191
Who is that?
I know a girl who looks a lot like that but wears glasses.
Also, I saw her reading Dostoevsky. Might actually try with this one desu.
How do i meet girls brobots? I tried EVERYTHING now. Apps, sites, craigslist and alternatives, i have been doing that since i was 14. Im 21 now and im still virgin. I never had a girlfriend either. Life just doesnt want me to be happy. In fact i was never even happy in life.
>What can I do
Nothing. You have a choice of either killing yourself or delay the inevitable and spend the rest of your miserable life depressed.
>>29660377
Thanks for nothing, illuminati.
What was craiglist like? I've always been curious
>tfw figured out how to permanently shrink my penis
>went from 5, to 4 inches already
>reaching 3 soon
>8 years olds now have bigger dicks than me
>mfw reaching literal babydick status
>>29660041
why do you want to shrink your penis
>>29660041
Robot, do tell you methods, and why this was a good idea.
Estrogen? Not eating enough? How and why would you do this?
What would be something that is an objective flaw about society that society itself does not recognize as a flaw?
Is there anything you can imagine that the majority of the people on the planet think is just/acceptable, but it's actually the opposite?
>>29660030
the entire concept of banking
double standards regarding women
Circumcision, to be honest with you.
>have repressed shut in childhood
>spend my teen years emotionally vacant, just play video games and get good grades
>finally move out at 24
>feel myself starting my rebellious teen phase
just fuck my life up
who else emotionally stunted here? can't wait to go through puberty at age 25
>>29660027
I was until I spent a year inna FDF. Though I'm pretty sure I'm falling back to it slowly but surely.
>>29660027
what are you talking about?
if you aren't willing to discuss your actual problem and instead continue to be vague, no one can help you
>>29660046
what are you talking about? how am i being vague? why do you think there is some actual problem not being discussed?
Is this normal or am I dying ?
tb fat fuck who hasn't left his room in months
also been getting heart pains and sometimes the bottom of my mouth hurts
I'm scared /r9k/ tell me everything's going to be allright
>>29660026
See a doctor m8, How old are you ?
That might be heart disease
>>29660026
What am I looking at? Your feet? What? Veins?
>>29660026
wut yr pale?
must be no sun MAN
>tfw I fell for the neet meme
>tfw every time I have an appointment someone asks "what is your job" and then I know they're going to judge me as a loser
Don't become neet. Wagecucks have it tough but at least they are contributing to society and socializing.
>>29659982
>going outside to be judged in the first place
ya blew it
>not being neet because other people don't want you to be
>>29659982
just lie man
say yr a web developer or some shit
everyone lies all of the time
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? HOW COULD YOU FUCKING MORONS LET THIS HAPPEN
>>29659979
i shead many tears over this
Those poor Pepes
>>29659979
That's it. It's over. We need a new meme. Pepe is done.
Even this guy who has diabetes can get a gf r9k! What's your excuse?
I've become so bitter jaded and cold that I'm incapable of forming healthy adult relationships. I desperately crave emotional intimacy, but when someone comes along and tries to get close to me, the fear of them eventually abandoning me causes me to push them away before they get a chance. "You can't hurt me if I never let you get close."
As a result I spend my days terribly terribly alone, with no one to blame but myself and no one with the patience to help me get better.
>>29659902
i rarely leave my house, and when i do, its at times when normies aren't abundant. i also have avpd.
Don't you want this happiness r9k
how do you dress?
If I go outside: jeans and a clean short sleeved, collared shirt.
If I don't: basketball shorts and a t-shirt.
>>29659825
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Dark clothes.
>Have never had a gf
>Have never had to worry about a woman cheating on me
>Still have nightmares where my dreamgirl fucks another man in front of me while describing how much better the taller, bigger man feels
I feel like shit, I have this nightmare at least once a week
What the fuck is wrong with me
>>29659758
Browsing this board too much desu. I've been dreaming about dinosaurs.
>>29659758
Looks like you have some cuckold fantasies.
Stop coming here or quit porn.
>>29659984
But they make me feel like shit. I have absolutely no pleasure in them. Even thinking about shit like NTR makes me feel like shit
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G-g-go back to sleep, Anon... I'm not taking your kidneys or anything.
>you will never be stabbed to death by some qt insane jailbait girl
>>29659752
HELP A SUCCUBUS IS ATTACKING ME!
>>29659752
Joke's on you, I've only one kidney.
Have you ever tried to get out of your situation? Recover your life? If so, how did it go?
>>29659744
Ended up back on here so take a guess
My dream is to leave this shithole environment and go somewhere else and change my name and start all new.
Sadly it'll never come true.
i need to get out of one. i got into a car accident went to two hospitals and rehab place. i'm still going to therapy just no way of getting out of the house. i was a semi chad, worked out, but robot personality.
My psychiatrist wont refill my klonopin
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>29659721
oh no...
how long have you been on it?
will he taper?
I was on that shit for half a year and cut off with no taper and that shit FUCKED me up for another year
>>29659721
It's time to grow up pham
>>29659721
do you need help with a taper? pro tip: do it
>Browsing and reading articles on Wikipedia as a hobby
>Imagining singing and/or playing a song in front of my highschool
>Imagining beating up a bunch of Chads in front of Stacies from highschool
>Having conversations with people IN MY HEAD
>Having conversations with myself
>Humiliating myself in front of my school just to get people's attention
>Using Internet memes IRL
>Created Instagram account just so I can masturbate to girls with whom I studied in school
>Stalking girls I had a crush on for years
>Browsing 4chan
I meant "In MY* life"
What autistic shit have you done, anons?
>>29659725
I fucked your mom in the ass, then in the mouth, then came in her vag, now I have a autistic child with no balls
>>29659706
"Talking to yourself" or "people in your head" is a casual method of processing thoughts. Everyone does it but its not uncommon for people to deny it bcus its "autistic".
I also do the Instagram thing, its just so god damn hot beating it to softcore images of sluts you know, idk why. Better than actual nudes of FEMALE acquaintances for me.
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