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sweet jesus.. i am truly an autist. it all comes back to me. all the cringe worthy moments of mine.. all those failed attempts to romance and make friends.. all these job difficulties i have and work bullying.. my inability to haggle anything...
what do i do now?
should i go to the doctor?
>tfw you swear to yourself because you remember yet another cringe moment
same t b h.
I just kind of block it out now. Haven't really been that terrible for a few years now. Fuck was I ever retarded from 16-19.
>>29663514
>should i go to the doctor?
> Doc, I am autism, the thought occured to me after reading a mysoginist manchildren schoolshooters-celebrating imageboard.
Think this one carefully.
Non white robots, would you associate sexually with a neo nazi skinhead punk girl if she took exception to you
Only if she wasn't a degenerate
>>29663508
no because her neo nazi friends would surely lynch me
>she "believes" in some shit for the edge factor or whatever but is willing to fuck with it for dickings
>her friends are convinced non-whites are demons who trick white ladies into fucking, and will smash open race-mixing skulls
>probably likes shitty punk music
No.
Anyone here addicted to watching cam whores
I think I am. I watch them for like fours hours a day pic related
Nah, I feel guilty for not saying anything or giving them shekels. Some are really cute though.
>>29663438
Never did that. Do you pay for this?
>>29663829
I never pay I just watch
>"I bought overwatch and I love it, but I wish you had to unlock heroes progressively"
>ask what platform
>"oh ps4"
Why are normies so shit
>>29663381
>>"I bought overwatch and I love it, but I wish you had to unlock heroes progressively"
Why the fuck would anyone want to work/pay for content in a PvP game? "I bought a chess board the other day, liking the game so far but I need to play 10 more games to unlock the Queen!"
Fuck off back to neogaf nintoddler
>>29663424
I don't understand you orig
Who /contrarian/ here?
>just converted to Christianity because everyone around me is nihilistic now
>actively believing retarded shit because other people don't
Joined my local ballroom dancing classes because they were about to be cancelled due to lack of demand
>>29663367
i've been swolowing my toothpaste only because the dentist told me not to
>no more porn(leave it at /b/)
>no more rate me threads
/tv/ still has cuck threads just not using porn images. if you're not getting rid of cuck threads, why get rid of porn?
>>29663349
>obvious bait gets deleted
>soc threads get deleted
the only way
>>29663349
>no more pepethis was not original
What are you supposed to do when you hate yourself?
>>29663348
What do you do when you hate other people? Do that.
>>29663348
Change yourself and your behaviors.
Either force yourself to get better, or drown yourself in the escape of your choice.
how do I get autism bucks
>>29663346
Go to the welfare office, say "I have autism, give me money" repeat until you have money.
Keep watching anime until the autism fairy visits.
>>29663346
I make 100 bucks a day selling drugs that I o r d e r o n l i n e. Im a loser, I just know a couple people. And I figured out how to o r d e r all by myself, its easy.
How to ask out a /r9k/ princess(attention whore) irl?
dubs decides
>Pic only related becuz that is basically how I feel it will go
>>29663108
>hey wanna go out
>uh sorry I'm going out with my boyfriend
>oh okay
>yep
>kay see you later I guess
>later
That's the worst that could go.
Why would you want to do that, even?
If dubs, be brutally honest about your intentions, opinion of her, etc.
>>29663108
Hits home. got to me a little bit, although I am not a beta, it allows me to do some introspection. Maybe I am greedy. But aren't we all? I want what I want, and wont settle for less, even if I remain a miserable fuck. second place is a fancy word for loser.
>went to bar alone as I usually do on weekends n friday
>attempt to flirt with guy who works as cook
>order nachos
>start nommin and drinkin old milwaukees
>see pic related on my plate
>text number
>Guy says he's the fellow homo who got me my nachos
Will this be my first gay relationship? I fuckin hope so. Tired of being virgin. My drunkenness is giving me a better confidence. Hope it ain't a prank.
I'm drunk and need words of encouragement. I'm still texting him. I'm texting him right now.
If I'll post the conversation
Sorry I'll reclarify the last sentence.
If you're interested I'll post the current text conversation.
>>29663095
kys faggot, but first post the conversation kudasai
>>29663095
Bruh you're in for some gay sex, there's like a 99% chance. If he gave you his number he wants to fuck you, don't worry about being awkward.
Who else /suicidal/ here? I think I'm on the edge
Tell me your race, age, country and tell me what you are struggling with
>26
>white
>walk into ex fucking another guy in my apartment
>don't even do anything about it
>we break up
>shes now having me charged for domestic assault even though I never once harmed her
>I'm a sperg and am terrified to go to court and fight for my life
>Am gunna look like I'm lying the whole time cuz I get so worked up when made the center of attention
>If this goes to court I will be an hero'ing
>on top of that, the usual low test, gyno, wide hips, major anxiety and depression
>over 10k in student debt
>supposed to be upgrading to grd 12 math and I can't even focus on that
>without the math I won't be able to go back to college this year
>only thing I have is I'm 6'2
I've been binge eating for the last month and stopped going to the gym all together. I'm falling apart. Still terrified to end it but I may have no choice.
>>29663244
Sounds shitty. No chance you can get a character witness? From an outside perspective it seems like you could get back on track once you get this court thing out the way. Debt can be payed off in installments, you can focus back on your math, start hitting the gym again.
>>29663072
>28, white, US
Just feel like I'm never gonna make it. Been trying to make it for 10+ years now and still nowhere and nobody.
Someone I considered one of my closest friends just had a party today and invited about 50 people, judging by the photos on instagram.
I wasn't invited. How do I end it painlessly? UK so getting access to a gun will be too much effort.
>>29663050
There's a fine line between being a robot and being a tumblr bitch, anon.
>Killing yourself because you weren't invited
That's ridiculous dude.
Go lift.
He did you a favor. Did you really want to go over there and stand in the corner sober with a sprite thinking about how your feet hurt and you want to get back and play that game you just bought in the steam sale?
Hey guys I've been lurking /pol/ too much recently and now I look at the world in despair.
To try and lighten things up, I want all you robots to post ITT about any great things that have happened in your lives.
I'll go first, my ex cheating on me was actually a great thing, because it allowed me to see in black and white how much of a bitch she really was. This allowed me to move on and aim higher in women.
Lame example I know, lets hear yours. it can be anything.
>>29662963
100% bait robots disavow
ERROR: STACK UNDERFLOW
I had a cookie today that made me smile for the first time in months
>sister found the fresh cum tissues
>stuffs them up her vagina so she can accuse me of rape and get me thrown out of the house
Why are females so evil?
>>29662943
Top ferrari lel
>>29662943
lamest thread ever
I love pepe's shoulder in this one. I want to lay my hand upon it and apply slightly pressure.
>Tfw no BDSM black gf
those nips are real fucking gross
slave nigger
>>29662972
your tastes are real fucking shit
