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>tfw you realize that absolutely nothing in life and nothing you do will ever matter
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>tfw you realize everything you do matters and artificial intelligence is going to bring back dead people and make humans immortal
inb4 people who saw the terminator movies and think artificial intelligence is evil
>>29661565
>tfw you realize this allows many states of mind that weren't possible previously
I think about this a lot more often then I should
But it only seems to take effect when I have a problem in my life. Interesting..,....
Why is murder considered unethical?
>>29661504
Because you are taking a person's life who may enjoy his time on earth unlike you.
Do you want to be murdered?
Because God forbids it, you edgy fuck.
>drunk as Gluck
happy as djemlf
Why don't O drunk ore often ann?
Fuvkkj tyre robot
><<> no one utlord to your threads
:((((((((()(
It doesn't make me happy anymore
It just makes the time go by faster
>>29661484
I feel you OP, have a cute Kirino
I found a new girl for you guys to be creepy over.
https://youtu.be/p4KFR_j8Eew
https://youtu.be/wwnODNJ_6Eg
https://youtu.be/cCeZl0XR42k
But anon, I do only what is destined
her voice makes my fucking ears bleed
make it stop
>>29661448
This is awful, not even going to click on those because I've already seen a couple of her videos, they're absolute shit and you should feel bad for shilling them.
You can't be a robot if:
>you workout
>have a license
>arent a NEET
>don't eat fast/shit food everyday
>arent overweight or skinny fat
>have a clean room
>go to college
>have a gf
>are not a virgin
>have friends
>have hobbies besides browsing
NORMALFAGS GTFO MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEE
>>29661349
Honestly if you have none of the above in your life you are pretty bottom-tier anon.
I just don't understand how someone can be as socially retarded as you. Deadly serious btw.
Rrrrrreeeeeeeooooo Rrrrrreeeeeeeooooo toasted OP what's to have authority
>>29661349
Summerfag pls leave
>Start of 8th grade
>Start talking to this girl
>She lives in the same street as I do
>Start hanging out every other day for hours and hours
>I start crushing on her bad
>She's crushing on my bestfriend
>Don't matter, keep hanging out
>I teach her to skate
>One day I confess my love, she says she likes me too
>Nothing happens
>Keep hanging out
>Notice her bestfriend, she hangs out with us sometimes
>Her friend doesn't even notice me but whatevs
>One day she tells me she's moving away soon
>Shrug it off she says it will take months
>Even forget about it
>The day she's leaving comes
>Don't know how to react
>Spend all day together
>It's 11pm
>we are both lying on the floor, face to face, feeling each other breathe
>our lips are touching but neither of us makes a move
>We both start crying
>"It's late, I better get home" I say and run away
>Time goes by, we keep hanging out from time to time
>Fast forward 7 years
>Post on facebook, she's getting married
>feel like a small piece of my heart breaks
>Feel like shit for not being happy for her
>Convince myself she's happy now, even I am on a stable relationship
>two weeks later
>She posts a pic of sonogram, she's pregnant
>an even larger piece of my heart fall apart
She's the person I've loved the most, I felt so many things for her and even when I saw that all I could feel was guilt for not being trully happy for her.
>>29661332
Sorry nobody replied to ur post anon
Here have a pepe
>>29661332
That sucks deshuu
Remember though, if it doesn't kill ya it will make you stronger.
>Has been rejected by everyone throughout all of school and as a habit rejected people who had a romantic interest in me because they weren't up to my personal standards
Why must we always push away what we need the most.
>>29661332
fuck mate, you should have been yourself :^)
Whenever you're feeling down, just wank your willy and do a big cum!
>>29661297
>He calls that a big cum
Pathetic.
>>29661297
Save your semen for JESUS, you naughty little boy.
why are curved dicks so AESTHETIC?
WHAT DO WE WANT??
HEIGHT FACE FRAME!!!!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT???
NOW!!!!!
>>29661282
what an abomination that poor beta fuck is.
jesus.
"Just be yourself bro"
Why do you robots refuse to acknowledge that you can always improve yourself? Yeah, sometimes you've got to sink pretty low because some of use are just that ugly, but you don't have to be alone.
>>29661282
everytime i see that guy on the lefts face I remember why there is no god.
Is anyone else here just a fundamentally unlikable person?
Seriously I was not put on this Earth to socialize. I'm not a likable person. I just want to be left alone to my own autistic obsessions. How fucking hard is that for normalshits to understand?
>tfw likable person
>one person spreads somesort of rumor or something
>everyone hates me
>nobody tells me why
What did I even do?
>>29661277
Yeah, after talking to this guy a lot on skype (where what I say is recorded) I came to realize I'm an absolute cunt. Don't really do it on purpose, I just default to insulting people in a passive agressive sarcastic tone.
why do i have no emotions? normies simply cant be around me because i have no emotion and the personality that comes with that. I didnt even get raised weird at all I was kinda a normie myself in my middle school days but as soon as i got to sophomore year everything just switched off. i dont consider it a bad thing but its impossible to build a meaningful relationship with anyone, even my immediate family witch sucks
Dated 2 girls from 4chan. Fell in love with the first one, but her family moved to another continent so I couldn't be with her. Heart still broken.
Liked the second one, and then I found out she was a mega whore who lied about her feelings for me and cam whored for her swatch of beta orbiters. Felt like shit.
Can someone just kill me?
>>29661276
No but you can kill yourself for dating 4chan whores.
But did you have sex with them?
>>29661276
>Dated 2 girls from 4chan.
So how'd you think it'd go?
Hello wagecuck.
How will you be spending your state designated duel liberty days, or 'weekends' as you call them.
I'll be spending them as I do every other day: by expanding my mind. I'll be sure to wake up early to begin my studies in ancient Greek philosophy by basking in the wisdom of Epictetus. And later on in the day I'll further my studies in quantum physics. You see, wagie, in my abundance of free time I have come to a physical understanding of the universe which rivals that of Einstein himself.
Well, I'm sure you'll be doing something just as riveting... right, wagie?
And as always
Another day, another dollar
This is getting old 2bh fampai
>>29661242
>tfw I'm I'm Canada and I work a 4hr shift tonight at my supermarket job
>Canada so getting double pay
>gonna get over a hundred dollars for 4 hours then my friends (which most NEETS unfortunately don't have) are gonna pick me up and were gonna drink (with my hard earned money)
Life's good.
>>29661315
Canada day so getting double pay*
why do autists carry belt pouches?
do u have one senpai?
Utility.
Autists love utility.
>>29661194
Oh man, dont remind me
>>29661194
Belt pouches are about the most alpha thing around.
They're worn by strong, aesthetic, alpha males who see a problem (not quite enough pocket space) and solve it in the most efficient manner.
Bonus points if, like me, you crafted your own pouch from caribou hide.
Worrying that wearing something will make you look 'autistic' is about as beta as it gets, lads.
Sorry loser but you're not invited to our fourth of July weekend party. Go jerk off to anime
>>29661190
But before i do that let me just rape you kill you and slide your intestines through my dick
then fap to anime
You too are not stacy, nor would a real chad hangout with you. you belong here and thats why you're posting
>>29661251
>implying its them
wew lad
>Manlets, this is not how to deal with rejection
>when will you learn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF6cbg2z38E
Do they really think that she cares? Being short is a non issue for women, that's pretty pathetic desu,
Why do woman have phones in their hands 24/7?
>>29662234
Constant supply of dick on hand
>send message to literally the cutest girl i have ever seen in my entire fucking existence on okcupid
>She views my profile
>Doesnt respond
Thats it im killing myself
try watching anime ^-^
>send messages to every girl on pof
>nothing
I'm even too ugly/boring for a slightly mentally ill girl
>killing yourself over what may not even be a real person
ok you dork
