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I've ran 'My Twisted World' through a text analyser.
>The day of retribution
is mentioned 52 times
>My mother
223 times
He says the word 'I' 5926 times, that word 'I' takes up 5.4% of all words in My Twisted World
The following are the most common non Grammatical words (The, with, by for, in etc)
Life - 525
Time - 487
House - 359
Girls - 292
Mother - 292
School - 255
Father - 236
World - 232
Friends - 196
Other notable words and their frequency include
Sex -138
James -131
Beautiful - 129
Soumaya - 97
Party - 87
Girlfriend - 76
Popular - 75
Women - 72
Retribution - 72 (52 times as part of 'The day of retribution')
Sister - 66
Addison - 59
Philip - 55
Lonely - 49
Hatred - 48
miserable - 47
Virgin - 38
Suffering - 38
Kill - 38
Lottery - 32
Georgia - 26
>>29661129
>The day of retribution is mentioned 52 times
holy shit. Looks like he was serious about it after all.
>Lottery - 32
?
Interesting how revenge isn't up there.
>>29661248
Elliot was addicted to buying lottery tickets in an attempt of becoming rich without effort.
How do you feel knowing that every attractive girl is out with Chad this Friday night and looking forward to getting pounded?
How do you feel knowing that in 10-20 years, the same girls are going to come crawling towards you because they see you as a beta provider?
How are you going to feel settling for Chad's leftovers? Will you be happy with the same girl whose face was covered in Chad's cum?
>>29661126
>How do you feel knowing that every attractive girl is out with Chad this Friday night and looking forward to getting pounded?
IDGF
>How are you going to feel settling for Chad's leftovers?
i will not.
>>29661126
Fairly disinterested.
>>29661126
I quit the rat race a long time ago.
I'm making 60k +40K on a side every year and enjoying life with my cousins and bros while occasionally fucking escorts.
What is the worst thing about going bald?
>>29661021
you're bald
I have acne on my scalp and now it can be seen.
>people think I'm in my 30's
At least I don't ever get carded
>Women aren't attracted to looks.
How can we boost game in the human population? Culling Beta White Bois and Indians will be a start, what should we do to Alphaize the human population?
>>29661013
Where was the data in the graph collected from? I gotta have a sauce.
>>29661120
https://stagetwo.wordpress.com
Somewhere in this blog, I forgot.
>Preselction is real, Women want to fuck men that other women want to fuck.
>>29661182
I read the blogpost and I wonder where he actually collected the data, did he just interview chicks on what they like? Did he use an mri? I want to know his method of data collection before I can trust the data, because for all I know he could just be meming and graphing bullshit.
>mom asks what I want for dinner tomorrow
>mfw killing myself tonight after she sleeps
This post made me sad thinking about.
>>29660996
How are you doing it?
asfdg
Devilish thread?
>hear about normie party
>lots of underage faggots going
>call the cops on them
Why is my dad such a dumb retarded cuck
>>29660995
because he has to raise you
>>29661257
he didnt raise me though, my mom did. My mom is the main provider in my family while my father is a helpless brain dead cuck.
>>29661311
And yet, he got laid and you didnt
Just got fired because women ganged up on me.
>Work at the office
>No one openly bothers me because j am a quiet guy that they fear
>Have to work nearly twice as hard as women
>Still find spare time to browse internet for a day a week when i complete my week's work in a 4 days
>Women do it too, they listen to music, watch half naked guys and other shit
>I spend my time watching survival videos and things about guns
>Women get creeped out, tell beta orbiter and chad to talk to the boss
>Chad knows the boss outside work
>I get fired for bullshit reasons
Call your HR rep or whatever you have
You shouldnt be fired without warning if you get all your weekly work done.
Know your rights!!
>>29661002
HR? I live in eastern europe and i worked with government statistics
>>29660972
This story is false.
Source, I work in an office full of hillary supporters and I openly support Trump (even though I don't, I just pretend I do) no one cares and I congratulated all the brits in the office on making britain great again.
By agreeing to self improve, lift and becoming interesting for women you are buying into a rigged system and raising the average value of male for everyone else.
You're doing this by showering them with attention aswel.
All while women as collective do the opposite with feminism.
Don't feed the vaginal demon, get swole so you can kill shitskins in racewar but stay chaste.
guess someone stepped on bunch of legos this morning
>>29661084
Vaginal demon detected
Leave this realm
I'm on three different steroids and i lift so that I'll get so big I can kill any Chad or Tyrone with my bare hands and rape their whore.
Ok, I'm horny as fuck but can't decide bteween a girl or a girl with a penis.
What should I choose? 5th post wins.
Also, general trans thread
>>29660935
Now that's what I call a feminine penis
>>29660968
I know right? It's so cute! :3
>>29660978
orinigalittity
What's the lore behind this pepe?
>>29660931
Is this from duck tales
Who would win in a battle of wits between Pepe and Trollfaceguy?
hes a meme guy
![eada07deb3a8a713bcec6c0d38c2d1f6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NxlzwnJ.jpg "eada07deb3a8a713bcec6c0d38c2d1f6[1]")
Is suicide by heroin overdose the best suicide method?
>>29660900
Probably. I overdosed a few years ago before I got clean. It was the most peaceful feeling ive ever had. Now after I got hit with the narcan it wasn't very peaceful.
>>29660925
Same poster. Just know this is what people will find. From your views it's actually pretty nice but tis a grime sight to walk in on. Keep that in mind anon
fuck ya maaaaaaaaaan
can't stop listening to this
>>29660874
Looks degenerate.
>>29660892
listen to it.
it fully captured my emotions
here's a sample
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCDGZbho7zI
>>29660874
Acid Bath would be so much more of a god tier if Dax wasn't such an edgelord at this point in time.
I have a friend I really want to have sex with as buddies but he's not gay. I wasn't gay before I started browsing 44chan too, but the constant onslaught of boipucci, hypnos and people saying things that are clearly gay are not gay made me be attracted to guys too. He doesn't go on 44chan and those days are over anyway, so I wanted to ask you guys what can I do to turn him into a little faggot?
Transition
Not even being original here.
>>29660963
I don't know what you mean by transition can you elaborate?
>>29661205
I meant gender transitioning.
kek I don't know...
I think traps are cute too but it hasn't made me gay. I don't want to deal with dicks. I guess you could talk to him and see if he's even a little bit attracted to dicks somehow, but if that's not the case I don't think he can become gay.
>2016
>unironically being american
seriously, people
I am African-American
Is it true that Americans boil water openly in metal pots?
>>29660763
I just want to tit with the boys from over the pond ;_;
Guys, what do I do?
My dad keeps coming up to me and saying that I need to go out with friends and have fun. Even though I just cut contact from one of my best friends now and the rest are either antisocial retards that never want to go out or on the verge of becoming normie.
I am at a halt now and I can't concentrate on anything because of this.
If you have near-normie friends and you're obviously feeling like you should act like a normal because your dad's comment got to you, isn't that the most ideal scenario you could have, apart from living out your desire to be a recluse?
>friends
i envy you
>>29660686
>>29660686
>move out
>get a job
>tell him to fuck off, you're busy
