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Is there any hope for gingers?
Pic related is me
>>29659117
Can l ram your pale ass?
>>29659128
No. But you can get fucked my my pale dick if you're a chick
>is there any hope for gingers? pic related
Rate. Please no bully
>>29659024
This isn't soc, normie scum
>>29659024
Soc is more appropriate for this kind of thread. Please post there instead.
If man then 7/10...you could work your way to being Chad.
If woman...nah not encouraging.
But seriously I can't tell which one you are though.
Well robots, i did it
>tfw... gf
"Like"? Push it a little further. Too early to celebrate. Good luck.
>>29659011
ah, sweet ant love.
>>29659011
> Did I mention I was rich
> I'm starting to really like you
>tfw tried improving myself and becoming a normie in order to get a gf
>tried tinder and other apps like it
>tried approaching girls in pubs
>tried talking to girls from work
>tried talking to girls on parties
It's just impossible for me to get a gf, isn't it?
Also, I can finally safely say that NONE of the retarded normie advice with where/how to get a gf works. If you're not an attractive tall Chad, you won't get shit.
>>29659000
>tried improving myself
>to get a gf
You were never going to make it.
>>29659000
dude, just shoot for undesirable women
DO U WANT AFFECTION AND COMPAIONSHIP, WELL DO YOU FAGGOT
sorry i live in LA so I hqve a worse complex than typical rob9t
>>29659000
>If you're not attractive and tall, you won't get shit.
no
fucking
shit
what did you expect ?
What are your thoughts on musicians that are okay with showing off their nudity for promo art, album covers, and music videos?
>>29658976
It's their body they can show it off how they want. I don't necessarily approve of it, but I'm not gonna throw a fit about it either.
Thought on musicians that perform nude?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE8mll3WlDg
>>29658976
Well as long as it is artistic in some way or the other and not just cheap sex appeal.
>where are the memes?
Seriously the "robots" (if you can even be called that anymore) have just evolved into a bunch of cuckold neckbeards complaining about being lonely and overall just hacking each other's mental illnesses off
>"I have depression and also fuck Chad for stealing Stacy from me why cant I find a nice virgin fembot?"
>"I don't know anon isn't life as a SoCiAl OuTcAsT so difficult? Ugh I'm so complex and self aware (and condescending dont forget condesending)"
Inb4 "omg you fucking wagecuck Chad get the fuck out of r9k if you like it you fuckig normie!"
This is how its always been
>>29658969
AWW MAN IM A MEME
Hats exactly what this board has always been. Memes are an unintentional byproduct of an individual boards culture that sometimes spreads beyond its boarders. To here expecting some kind of meme factory only serves to shine a light on your status as an incredibly new poster to this board and indeed the site as a whole.
Maybe I've been here too long...
What are you robots buying in the summer sale?
>>29658937
The only game I've bought is new Doom
Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures 2
>>29658937
Homeworld Deserts of Kharak
Haven't seen anything else that interested me enough to buy.
Most of the deals this year have seemed pretty shitty in comparison to past years.
Starting off with this horrifying picture, so horrifying it needs a spoiler.
how about no.
original
>>29658927
>you will never stir last night's haggis in her
why live
>>29658927
Better than fucking a pigs head.
The shop'd picture is more appealing than the reality of what david hammeron done irl
>there are fembots that score lower than most people here
>delusional robots deny their existence
I wanna rape Apple's voice
Apple roll your R's again!!!
>>29658929
>>29659132
>muh inside jokes
the spooky lullabies are great
Tfw raised over a million dollars in direct revenue, probably more, for my employer over 2 years.
Who /skilled wage cuck/ here
Good job wagie! Keep up the good work and maybe shekelburg will give you extra vacation time!
'penis_awe loli' is goat tag
We need more fags for this discord so go ahead and join, it'll be a fun time
>>29658904
Joined ;)You have made an error
>>29658980
thanks for joiningShamless bump
You didn't post the link you fucking cuck
Nice samefagging though
Sage
>tfw absolutely no friends
>tfw my mom has a healthier social life than I do
>tfw the only friend I've ever had just stopped talking to me out of the blue a year ago and I don't even know why
>tfw I am so alone
>>29658835
we're alone together (:
we share your pain.
>>29659273
My mom gets gangbanged by guys on Tinder. She bought a bunch of lingerie and dildos after my dad died so now she's cock crazy and I'm a khv
>>29659415
Christ, that sounds horrifying
>be me
>become social worker very few white male social workers so receive preferential treatment in hiring
>meet nothing but ghetto black single mother households
>get dick wet every day
Single black women generally does not understand economics, and they can be very grateful. I feel like a plantation owner....
Definitely love my job.
>>29658818
You probably have Hiv at least or get it soon
More like unoriginal thread
>>29658818
kek
I probably wouldn't get laid even once. This is a position of responsibility, I wouldn't abuse it like that.
Looks like I'll just perpetually cuck myself every way I can.
Who else going to a music festival this summer?
>inb4 REEEEEEEEEE
I'm not really looking forward to it, but I need to be social sometimes.
i'm going to some metal thing in montreal with my sister and her boyfriend
i'm not super into metal anymore, but Carcass is playing, and i've never seen them live, so i thought it would be fun
>>29658833
I wish there was some decent metal festivals down where I live. All we have is carolina rebellion which I've never been to since its mostly a lot of shit bands with a few decent ones mixed in, and I'm not gonna pay 300$ to see a couple of bands that I like and 30 or 40 other shit tier radio "metal" bands
>>29658800
why would you come on r9k to brag about going to festivals like all the other well adjusted young people
Hey I'm in dc and have no plans for this weekend or the 4th. I am over 21 but I am waiting on a replacement driver's license so I can't go to a bar or concert sadly. Would anyone be interested in hanging out? Maybe we could go to a park and get drunk or high or go to a movie or something?
>>29658799
bump 57395
>>29658799
>Maybe we could go to a park and get drunk or high or go to a movie or something?
That legit sounds like an awful time, OP. If you can't even have someone over at your house or go to the bar, what makes you think they'll want to sit with a stranger at a park getting fucked up, surrounded by families BBQing and having fun. Nah
>>29658799
nice try, Jason Voorhees
