I did it, r9k. I actually asked a girl out to do something and she said yes. And it's not so much about her saying yes as it's about just having the confidence in doing it. I never thought I'd do it, but today I decided that I couldn't stand being a beta little bitch boi anymore and would rather get rejected. Feels so fucking great.
Pic unrelated.
wow, I thought you'd be happy for a fellow robot.
Congratulations man. What is your connection with her? How long did to observe her before you decided to approach her? And where are you planning to take her?
I'm happy for you but don't girls flake most of the time. Stay vigilant
I haven't had sex in 3 weeks. How do you homos put up with this shit. I'm ready to explode.
>>29658082
Because when you grow up past 17 you don't think about just sex anymore
>>29658082
Is that Brendan Fraser in the picture?
>>29659342
>Is that Brendan Fraser in the picture?
Yes
>watching a qt stacies phone on the bus
>she opens up whatsapp
>literally 100+ contacts and conversations
looks like im staying a virgin for life
>not even r9k wants to talk to me
>>29658046
This shouldn't surprise you. Think about how desperate all of us are and how our social ineptitude is the only thing holding back from expressing that desperation fully, and even then it still breaks through on occasion. Now realize that we're in the far minority, and that most guys are willing to degrade themselves for a chance at sex. That's why online numbers are so skewed in favor of women. They don't care as much as guys and thus have the advantage in the dating market.
>>29658146
how do i deal with the pain then anon?
>that feel when no gf to enforce my bed time
You went ahead and bought those medical restraints then? I remember them being quite expensive.
>>29658091
yes 425$ shipped they are very comfortable and I can fall asleep in them really easily
they are also you can customize how restrictive you want them
>>29658148
The flat on your back sleep position is most healthy as well, sleeping on your side can cause back problems. Although ideally I recommend flat head rest without pillows, and legs elevated.
>"I don't think if a then c"
>"do you think if a then b?"
>"yes"
>"do you think if b then c?"
>"yes"
>"well then you logically have to believe that if a then c"
>"that's just your opinion"
>"stop being so arrogant"
>"that's...
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>>29658008
>want to through in there
throw
>>29658032
oops you're right
>>29658008
>is this your wallet
>no
>Well is your name Patrick star
>yes
>then this is your license
>makes sense to me
>then the wallet the license was in is yours
>that's not my wallet
Hmm what do you guys think about a dirty ass?
>>29657970
Not into it whatsoever. Clean ass is nice, though.
>>29657999
hmm you got the nine nine nine trips dude! that means youre gonna sixy 9 tonight@
>>29657970
wtf is this picture real?? any backstory?
Half robot half Chad here. More autistic than my friends but mask it by bullying or coercing them to sperg out over stupid shit (eg: Bring up how girl used to be tsundere, but is not tsundetecable bc she is dating a nignnogginson. Get sex from one girl senior year. Find out she had HIV (she dropped out of my school in 11th grade to be a prostitute. Start shooting heroin. Find this website. Website, much like Tumblr, convinces me that I'm gay. Want to try sucking a dick. Meet a guy off CL. Turns out to be a coworker of my mom's. Try to bail. Guy put something in my...
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Even this website rejects me. Why can't I find a cute girl my age
>>29658011
Because you have HIV. Is that actually difficult to understand?
>>29658212
Don't judge me for my mistakes, I'm a nice guy
>write all your "friends" on fb messenger to hang out
>they always reply several days later
fuck this
>>29657950
>Facebook.
There's your problem.
can someone who uses fagbook answer this question for me: is it possible to "take down" a photo from messenger? Like the sender takes down a picture he sent? thanks
>>29658033
I think you can delete it if they haven't seen it yet.
>leaving work today
>walking next to two coworkers who are also done
>they are talking about past relationships
>turn to me, "anon, how many relationships have you been in"
>say 0
>they say, "oh...well there's still time. You're only 20" in this really down trodden voice
I don't want your pity normies. I just don't.
Worst part is...
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>>29657888
You should go, even if it's not something you really want to do. Think of it like social exercise, and an opportunity to improve your charisma a little bit.
>>29657888
>letting normies get to you
>implying you wouldn't be completely fine having no gf
its pretty easy. just use women as pump and dump and thats it. No reason to get a gf because all they want from you is your money and you to be their emotional tampon
>>29657888
Just go, if you are destined to be a Wizard, nothing will happen. If you're not, acquire social skills. Either way, it's a win-win.
>Rocko
I challenge you to find a more scumbag name.
Ah, penis popper
chad
orijinal xDxDD
>>29657940
Id agree, Penis Popper is definitely a scummy name if Ive ever heard one before!
Reminder that you CAN'T be a robot if:
>you're at least 6 feet tall
>have an attractive face (5/10s are excused but pushing it, 6/10s and over fuck off)
>have a larger than average penis, at least 7 inches
>you're well-built
>OR you are a female
>have a college degree, attend college, or plan to attend college if still in high school (only exception is if you're currently...
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>>29657863
Why would I even want to be classified as a robot?
great thread OP
>reported
>>29657863
Fuck off with your newfaggot shit, only the original definition counts. Everyone who functions so well in society that they manage to land a girlfriend and/or manage to lose their virginity is not a robot. The only acceptable dispute which has been discussed about this matter is if losing one's virginity with monetary help aka. paying hookers counts.
what do you usua;lly do when you leave your room?
I feel like getting some snacks, but it's a few blocks away
what kind of snacks are you considering?
>>29658072
maybe some crunchy cheetos
canada dry
>>29658138
sounds worth it man. might as well get a short walk in anyways.
wtf is wrong with normies
>>29657743
It's true though, negative bitches are a drag to be around. Why do you think this place makes you feel worse?
It's true. Ever heard of the term "frame of mind"?
>>29660185
everyone needs to make a living anon
Anons who live completely alone (apartment, etc.), how do you deal with the crippling loneliness? This is my 3rd month living on my own and my mental state has gone even further downhill
>>29657734
>internet
>texting
>skype
>snapchat
>chatting with co-workers
>meet with people after work
>>29657734
Adopt kittens or young cats. Don't get an adult cat. They need to grow up with you for the bond to form.
>>29657734
I live on autismbux
Spend most of my day online, but when I feel lonely I just watch a good movie or series, and if that doesn't help I go on Omegle and meet people there.
I don't really go outside much. Aside the shopping for food and such.
Any gay neets here up for a group or individual chat on Skype? I'm 29 and bored. Plz no teenagers.
>>29657648
will it be filled with cute twinks or disgusting fat guys who don't even bother to shave or trim anywhere?
GAAAAH Morten from denmark!
You gotta come back Morty! You're special Morty! Y-You gotta ge-get back on my Kik, you're a real Unicorn Morty!
Please come back Morty! I really need your Morty waves right about now!
>>29657648
well I'm a disgusting fat guy who doesn't bother to shave anymore but i do trim. i dunno... does it really matter if people are attractive if you are just talking to them online?