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This board is full of edgelords who spend all day spouting memes and crying about suicide and not getting a gf while they take proud in being a weeabo, a burden to the state and a fucking dissapointment to their families.
Also, they like to shit on the people who actually tries to have a decent life.PROVE ME WRONG, FAGGOT.
>Inb4 hurr durr having a normal life it's not easy :ccc muh depression.
You are a fucking disgrace.
>>29655685
the state is not a real thing
the idea of being a "burden" to a non-sapient actor is not meaningful
>>29655685
That's not everyone OP
I'm trying to be a "normie" and things are slowly getting better.
I just come here because I've done it daily for so long
andPEPES
>>29655685
>It's another cliche "r9k generalizatiin" post
Is Squidward a robot. Would he browse /r9k/?
>>29655641
He's literally failed normie. He wants to be famous.
>>29655683
But aren't we all failed normies?
>>29655697
Not really. Failed normies usually mean that you want to be normie but you're limited by something like looks or social experience. Robots usually have no desire to be such people.
>tfw no gf
I'm going to find it very difficult to make this original
You just gotta be yourself man
Keep your chin up and give it a try
Who gives a shit? We have this self-pitty le personal blog thread everyday.
>>29655711
nice dubs! =Dgz
>tfw you see people aged 12-15 acting far more mature online than you did back then
This is definitely one of the worst feels. For the most part I was acting like a total ridiculous faggot on forums and YouTube when I had their age (that would be during 2007-2010), yet it's easy to see kids in this age range acting mature now.
It might be because these kids got their PC and Internet earlier in their lives and perhaps got off their cringe phase at around age 10, I didn't have both until I was 14 although I was already an Internet regular at age 12. Still embarrassing.
I can't be the only one who suffers of this shitty feel... r-right?
>>29655604
>>29655663
I think kids in general mature now faster than they used to and this trend keeps going.
>>29655604
>tfw I acted more mature online when I was 13 than I do now
The good old days before I typed everything with memes.
It's true I'm jealous of women. I'm jealous of the amount of attention they get, their ability to practically have sex with anyone they want even celebrities, their freedom to do whatever they because boys or love will always be there waiting for them. If I decide to go live my life without actively pursuing a love life then I'll just remain a khv still. I have hobbies, I'm somewhat fit, I do shit, yet I still have zero experience with opposite sex. I like being male but fuck dude does it suck a lot.
Just don't give a fuck. Live your own life. Travel. Do something great productively. Dedicate your whole life to a craft, write an epic, or a play, or an symphony.
You don't need someone else to make your life meaningful
>>29655902
I'm already "doing something" with my life, sounds like a cop out answer you would tell to people who never have a chance.
>>29655902
This is a garbage post.
post greentexts 50 words or less
i'll start
>aunt wants me to look after my cousin while she goes overseas
>she's roughly my age, both neets
>we both seem reluctant
>aunt really wants me to do it
>'you could both chill out and watch netflix together and stuff'
>start laughing heavily
>cousin punches me in the stomach
mfw
>>29655579
WHO IS THAT GIRL
I NEED TO FAP
>>29655579
Eyy that was my chip you fucking faggot I don't come hang out wit you anymore bitch.
Which one--
--are you?l
>you will never live in a cyberpunk dystopian city
>>29655571
you live in a cyberpunk dystopian world though
>>29655597
>not being able to modify my DNA to give my self cat ears.
>not able to replace my arms and legs with cybernetics that are vastly superior to the real thing
>cyberpunk
No
This game is stylistically impressive and the soundtrack is great, but the writing is honestly pretty shitty and gameplay is very dull and easy.
The game being VA-11 HALL-A, for the uninitiated.
Thoughts?
Pretty sure there was a "response" version of this too.
>>29655544
>I want to be fucked by Chad
>>29655544
>You're boring
A.K.A "You are not Chad"
And women WILL defend this
bump. Need the "Reply" version. Seen quite a few of them.
How do you think you will die?
I think that when I one day decide to buy a fast car, it will be within three years (pic related)
>>29655536
likely from heart problems. at least I won't see it coming
>>29655536
Get a motorcycle OP. Shit's cash
>>29655649
Siliva/Chaser first, then bike ;)
>be in doctor's
>they ask me questions
>answer most things with "Mhm" or "M-mm"
>its awkward as fuck
>sit there and pretend i'm not bothered by it, so why would they be?
i act like a child
autist purge when
Have you actually been diagnosed with autism?
Originisimo
>>29655567
he isn't autistic
he is just socially awkward and anxious
a real autists wouldn't understand the social interaction being awkward
>>29655600
I figured as much. There's so many self-diagnosed "autists" on this board, it's unreal. Same with all of these "depressed" and "schizophrenic" anons. Why not just go to an actual doctor and find out for sure? WHY
Who /powerful Warlock/ here?
>>29655523
Pic reIated is you
>>29655566
Nice dubs, very impressive
>>29655555
also how is >>29655566 an original comment
robo 9k you failed me
Happy Birthday to me
Hope its my last one
>>29655440
happy birthday anon, your are a good company. all the best with your troubles, hope things get better
>>29655440
my birthday has passed this year, another year of pain and misery awaits unless you do something about that... maybe... kys
It's not gonna get any better birthday boy.
Is the desire for love inherently a beta trait?
>>29655351
I hope so because that would make me alpha
>>29655351
Yes. Females view men who love them as Weak. That's why you should always treat your gf or wife like shit, because they will stay with you.You treat them too good and they will cheat and leave you. This is just how women are
>>29655351
Ofc are you dumb?
Only beta faggots want someone who would genuinely be there whenever you need them
Real men die alone
That sensation you get when you move your penis in and out of a womans vagina repeatedly.
>When you achieve orgasm from having physical contact with another consenting human being.
>tfw her panties are moist
>>29655432
>When you achieve orgasm from having physical contact with another non-consenting human being.
>message autistic girl on normiebook
>she spends 10 minutes writing a paragraph filled with smilies and then logs off
>>29655268
What did you honestly expect?
Orignl
>>29655398
I expected her to have one word responses.
>>29655420
count your blessings anon
