Say we're meant to be, Kek. Please
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Say we're meant to be, Kek. Please
roland
I'll actually do something about if I get dubs
I don't even like any girlor boy, because I don't havr contact with others.
roland
will actually ask her and keep u faggots updated
Rolling, because why not, right?
>>29647710
>>29647724
OMFG I actually got 77 on both, I was muted so posted twice
here goes nothing
I'd bet 20 bucks that there won't be a single get ITT
>>29647693
Who is this "she"?
>>29647693
Dating is for lames and normies. Leave humanity behind and invest 100% of your time in cool shit.
>>29647757
cool shit like what?
>>29647768
I mean literally cool shit.
>>29647768
posting on /r9k/ obviously
>>29647693
it doesn't get any betterorginal etc,c,s
I have serious doubts if there is anyone I even want to date, but lets see what I get.
>>29647693
dear susan I love you please be my gf forever
>>29647844
THE ROBOT HAS ASCENDED
If I get trips can I die in my sleep tonight?
>>29647844
horse sheet
>>29647870
trips get, take me instead
>>29647866
>>29647878susan is the name of my hand I came up with in high school
You and I both know I ain't gettin shit any time soon.
I met a girl recently but I sperged bad. Luckily we were both pretty drunk so she might not remember and chances are I'll see her again since it was at the only punk/metal bar in town. Pls be dubs
I don't have a she
if dubs its fuggen habbenings R9K into S10L
imma ask her out pray to keke god
>>29647933
post results you bad boy
>>29647933
fuck you i was just going to reply u stole my dubs
now she'll never be mine
but good luck anon
>>29647693
If I get singles I will take the hint I am meant to die alone and will live my life as such.
>>29647955
don't worry you'll die alone even with dubs
>>29647946
>>29647948
>don't have number
DUBS DEMAND
KEK KRUMBLES
>>29647955
GOD WANTS US ANON
There's this ultra-beta dude who's into this 'goth' chick, I never had a chance but I'll roll for his sake. Good luck, faggot.
Rollan for Dolan. Pls get
Rolling for those sweet digits.
rolling
if dubs will build her a castle and dedicate my time to help robots
praise senpai
Can I have dubs?
I need them.
>>29648146
Well, I guess kek doesn't will it. ;-(
kill me now. roll
Rolls of nature!
And the check when the dubs come up
With their memes on the line
who? and ok
>>29647693
ok here goes
>>29647693
I made fun of her for getting raped after she stood me up. There's no way in hell I'd be getting doubles.
original roll for dubs
>>29647693
let the dubs hit the floorplease let me get a girlfriend
Rolling.
Please kek let this loneliness end
Fuck I don't even know if it's be a good thing but I'm smitten
O' mighty KEK, please allow me to be with my beloved Natalia
BonRolling
I've dreamt about the same girl for the past three nights.last night's dream I went to her house and we watched youtube videos together and slept on a couch. She was laying on top of me and I had my chin nestled against her hair.
I haven't even spoken to this girl before
>tfw you aren't really afraid of asking girls out anymore but at the same time you don't know any girls to ask out anymore that you like
>>29648255
never say never
maybe next time it will be YOU who does the rape
>>29647693
Pretty please, I would be really grateful
>>29647693
ok
>original poste
Just messaged a qt gril. No idea what to say
I don't even know her yet but fuck it i guess.
>>29647693
pleas i love her so muchhh
>>29647693
please please please
desu desu
Roll roll fight the powah.
>>29648444
Congratulations desu
kk rolling
>>29648444
threesome confirmed
topkekrino roll
>>29648411
thank you based goddesss
>>29647693
good way to get replies
it's been 10 years since I talked to her
>>29647693
pls be my gf alexis
Rolling for shiggles
>>29648666
satan gets all the girls
>>29648660
fuck you kek
>>29648666
you stole my trips
>>29648599
well damn.. u better not fail me senpai
ill screenshot for future motivation
>Already have bf
>rolling anyway to steal your BF/GFs
already have a gf lol
rolling for normie dubs
>>29647693
Might as well try, I suppose.
Originalness
>>29647693
I don't even interact with any women my age in my day to day life lmao.
>>29648695
>>29648697
hivem1nd
You can5 tell Mac way t y i do
>>29648711
Oh, fuck yeah!
Also originalness
>>29647693
I'll give a try, for lord kek
>>29648733
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU LORD KEK
save me divine kek
KEK, I ask for your help once again. Give me strength.
leggo (originality originality originality)
>>29647693
SE Please be my gf
Ascend me, ID gods
please god help me
I don't know who SHE is yet. I hope to meet her soon and have her be my gf and love me for who I am. Please God.
if dubs hell be my boyfriend
give me a sign
>>29649478
ok so I will just kms then
n no homo
danish godess of evil pandas be mine
>>29647693
please dubs, i need you
love is a lie origami killer
>>29647693
Literal pseudo meme magic
Totally meant to be.
R-right, Kek?
Trips and I'll find a qt
these are for her
lol I never get dubs
>>29649824
this is my 2nd try
>>29649843
dubs ps
i need a gf
>>29647693
RollerinonirelloR
>>29649864
Ihope she is single
>>29647693
Don't even know who this is for but I want a qt gf
If dubs I don't care, if singles I don't care
Please be in my favor.
dubsgod plz deliver me from this hell
>>29647693
Please Kek, even if it's talking through digitally, It'll be the best experience since childhood.
Give me some love please, mighty Kek. I am so fucking lonely.
original
>>29647693
Kek, please. I fucking need this
1-5 sam
6-0 sarah
(if dubs)
>>29647693
shieet negro
>>29647715
this is an original feel I know all too well
at this point i dont even mind lmao
this is my roll
and it's original
>>29647693
Roland TR-808
Fug it April i want you
>>29647693
one gf extra qt please
>>29647693
easy
orignal111111
Rollin.
Easy like rushing B.
If I get dubs magic happens
I want to talk to you again like we did before, Alexsa.
>>29650333
Owww trips!!!
Nice u get to fugg her today.
>>29650333
Nice trips anon.
Original comment
Ain't gonna happen, E.
Oh god please just give this one thing to me
I won't get dubs anyway so here goes a wasted post
if dubs anime is real life
>>29647693
Pls, be my gf ;_;
bl0000x
>>29650398
I'll roll for you, Anon.
>>29647693
I don't even know anymore, might as well go for this
>>29647710
Same.
Josh bROLLin give me strength
>>29647693
She's coming over for netflix n chill in an hour, aight lets see kek show me the way
>>29650483
cmon pls man she's cute
>>29647693
dubs and every anon in /r9k/ will get a gf in the next year
rolling like the wind bitch
Gonna roll. I have about as much chances to get with her as I do to get dubs.
I don't even want her
>>29647693
meh, i am not even trying, how getting dubs is going to help me in this subject.
>>29647693
roll cunt
rwaling
>>29647693
I wouldn't mind a gf
>>29647693
>she
Who? Rollin' because at least I would feel less lonely.
whaling
>>29647693
>TFW I have a wife AND a gf
Rolling anyways, I want some new pussy.
Rolling for "maybe, someday..."
>>29647693
Plz my nigga
>>29647693
sweet i'll be dead by morning my sweet unknown soon to be known soon to be unknown again yandere gf will make her appearance and my disappearance a reality
Please h i love you
>>29647693
ok
rolan
Not really interested in anyone atm tho.
>>29647693
Okay let's roll and see if kek is with me
>>29647693
rolling for Lizzy, lets go baby
>>29651819
She's 19 years old.. I guess it's a sign that she's mine
You guys are faggots. Rolling
Let us defy Kek, it's apparent he has forsaken us. Meant to be, our destiny.
>>29647693
ayyy
original and such
>>29647693
r-r-r-rowling
>>29651899
Oh shit I did it
Where my gf at
>>29651908
You have to have a specific one in mind :^)
>>29647693
I wish this were realkill me
>>29647710
I will do exactly as this anon promised he would do if they got dubs.
check out my dubs and new gf
p-please, sarah
>>29651928
I did have one in mind, but she didn't ring my bell yet or magically appear infront of me
Rolll dubs please give dubs
>>29647693
ROLLing for shits and giggles, I've already got a GF XD.
>>29652119
Rerereroll original
Dubs for qt Annie gf
>>29652133
BWHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHA... I feel soorryy for you robots, I stole yo future happiness.
>>29652135
Rerereroll please gimme da duubs
please
orginallopraisekekbabo
May I please take you out to dinner, oneitis who I don't even like that much anymore IRL?
kill me now, morning edition
>>29652143
Fug, one last retry then it's off to bed
>>29652155
>>29652166
>>29652177
Nearly 3 dubs in a row, FUCKING NORMIEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ayyyyyylmamamao
>>29647693
Rollin for her
Please God give me dubs
>>29647693
This is it. I'm gonna give up after this roll.
Just one roll and my life can be turned around, just like that.
Rollerino.
I just want her back
Roll
please desu please please please
>>29652201
Yeah I'm a beta normie. I looked her up and she's alright, has more charisma that comes across in person, but I ain't pursuing that roastie Chad's sloppy seconds twat anymore. That's behind me. So why do I still think about how I used to feel about her every day years later?
>>29647693
Her name also starts with K, so Kek is on my side!
>>29647693
Check Em. Robot
>>29652309
no you won't
originale
>>29652382
rerollerino
BLOX
>>29652333
Sorry, trips don't count. Checked and better luck next time.
Oh well, won't hurt to try
Please Molly?
Praise Kek!
Original
>>29652442
I-I guess I'll try again
>>29652445
Oh look, it did hurt
Meme magic here we go
i want dubs
for fun
right
>>29652488
Envy is beyond critical levels now
>>29647693
It must happen
>>29652468
How many times am I allowed to roll
>>29652504
As many as times as you want, but know that if you don't get dubs immediately you never will and you will just spam the thread.
>>29652510
How about I get dubs right now
>>29652401
That's most of us here. Part of it is the chase, even if we were to acquire the girl of our dreams years later, she'd be older, more cynical and more used up. Nobody likes feeling unwanted and there's a sense of regret, a feeling of wanting to go back to the way things were and fix things.
>>29647693
Not meant to be
>>29647693
rollllllllllllllllllllling
originalus
One last roll, all in
>>29647693
please almighty kek let her be my girlfriend
>>29647693
feeling good about this familias
oh blease XXX---DD
braise geg xXDDD
Rolling
Cant post her pic because real life oneitis
I love her so much fuck
>>29652609
Wow i better just kms
This is not an original comment.
Give gf now.
Oregon State University
>>29647693
Hope. I BELIEVE
Well here goes nothing
oregano
>>29647693
Florence... I will you forever, please Kek.
>>29647693
pls senpai, gimme the dubs before shit gets weird.
>>29647693
un JUST my life please Kek..
>>29653332
So close to quads yet so far
Pleashe gib dubs
>>29647693
I've never felt this way about anyone in years, and the last person I did I haven't talked to in seven and she wasn't into me anyway.
time to dubs for being forever alone
>>29647693
I already magically have quite a few chances
For once and probably the only time in my life
rolllllllllllllllllyooly
3rd time might be the charm
even if it does happen it will ruin my life
Well, nothing to lose I suppose.
Eat a sack of baby dicks roboto.
>>29653414
or not, guess it's not meant to be
>>29647693
if kek wills it
Please take me back :(
>>29653422
What do you know..
So long robots
haven't had a "she" in a long while but id appreciate any grill as long as she's decently qt and not a vapid normalfag whore.
JENNIFER
E
N
N
l
F
E
R
>>29653462
Pls pls p ls ppls
>>29653466
You just got two in a row, leave some for the rest of us :(
>>29653479
Rero III
i already have a gf,might as well steal someone elses dubs
>>29653503
JUST JUST JUST
JUST JUST JUST
JUST JUST JUST
JUST JUST JUST
praying to kek for these dubs
>>29647693
I only have one shot.
I know that it is the will of Kek.
maybe, just maybe. i really am hoping so
asdassdadsadasda
LET ME POST
>>29647693
Rollo delish
I cheated on her and I want her back, please for fuck sake just get dubs
I reserve this effect for my next crush
rolling for lonelies
>>29647693
Any cute girls around me will do
>>29653599
ayy I made it guys
KEKEK
Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Kaaaaaaaaaaa
Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
nth Attempt to not be a loser virgin
==LET ME FUCKING POST==
come back you whore
oreganop
COME OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhkjikjhbbl
>>29647693
Tolllrolllorolllino
Holy Kek will this QT blonde ever be my gf
I think I love you M.
Riggity riggity rollan. Oregaano comenta
Rolland last chance
>>29647693
I hate how much I like roll threads.
Roll
>>29647693
gvjhyoi
>>29647693
Prosbsdkekhwvwbwjj
Rolling for Dat confidence boost
Pls b with me betsy
everyone will be my waifu
Dubs for the dubs god of oregano
>>29647693
please god
originali
Don't really have a person in mind, but I might as well give this a shot.
>>29647693
rolling for waifu to be gf
Calling in some sick dubs.
>>29647693
Roll.
Your humble follower thanks you.
Please dub me, kek
>>29654200
Looks like you have a gf now.
New challenge, post without getting muted
>>29654217
Not yet.
But Kek will found way.
Meme magic is real. Kek is real.
Open your eyes Brothers.
You're an Imp lying about it ever happening
>>29647693
King K Rool
>>29654200
Nice one mang.
At least someone is being watched by Kek
>>29647693
>tfw the only girl I want is in another country and I don't want a long distance relationship
Hoes are not good for girlfriends lads
I don't know who she is though
Let's see if it works
I am rolling for wealth.
abcd kek's grace wxyz
abcd kek's grace wxyz
abcd kek's grace wxyz
COME TO ME LOVE
COME TO ME LOVE
COME TO ME LOVE
please let me post
By the grace of Kek, protector of memes.
Let me be forever with the love of my life, the person J.
III
III
III
III
^^^^^^
These three lines hold a very special meaning to me.
By the grace of Kek.
Show me a sign that You are with me, O Lord of Memes.
And let me be at last with the love of my life.
I love her.
>>29647693
If kek speaks I will listen
Quints and I don't live my life alone
Dear Lord Kek, I call on You.
Give me the one thing I ask so humbly before You.
By the Grace of Kek, I pray to thee.
Let me be with the love of my life.
Glory be to Kek, the protector of memes.
Now, and forever, and for all eternity.
rolling for a pretty girl I used to know named Margot
>>29654568
Off by a lot
>>29654647
Do you know how quints work my man?
please let me get a titty monster brit bong gf whose car breaks down in front of my house and her phone is dead
This is my last try
oreginea;;
>>29647693
give me an irl nep and i will be happy
>>29654754
fuck
off by
ONE
N+N
ENO
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29654577
Kek giveth!
>>29647693
This is a post of genuine originality.
Kek has helped so many, but not me, am I not worthy of receiving a tiny fraction of your gifts Kek?
>>29647693
I guess i just try it again
>>29654835
third times the charm
pretty damn original isnt it
>>29654829
You are acting self-entitled.
Lose your shallow pride when you step before the God of Memes, and Bringer of the Light.
>>29654829
Gaining KEK's love is a privilege that is not extended to many.
If you can prove your worth to the realm of Memetics, you too shall be able to bask in His light.
>>29647693
Well sure i will roll why not.
>>29654900
You have been blessed.
Glory be upon Kek.
Who is she? You need to specify otherwise I'll be confused
>>29647693
If this works i'll convert to meme magic
So say Kek, as He speaks to His followers through their hearts, "You shall be forever My prophets, so go out in the world, and create that memetic energy from which our souls feed", and by the good spirit, and the good faith, His wish shall be completed, come whatever will.
Please be dubs pls
So let it be known that upon whomever the great Kek grants the Dubs, that they too shall be successful come the challenge of raising a noble family in all years to come.
So be it known that by His grace, and through His might, the hearts of the men and the hearts of the women of the Earth shall be connected and inseperable.
For so is the will of the mighty KEK, to bring together those with a pure heart and bring disruption to those with a corrupted soul.
This is an original comment for the purpose of rolling
>>29647693
I want de dubbbbz
>>29647693
How did I sink so low?
Where did my life go wrong?
But she was just fucking with me
>>29655333
By the grace of Kek, you are destined to be with her.
>>29647693
if i get trips harem, otherwise just give me singles.
If dubs or 5 I message her
>>29647693
Rolling for her
>>29655395
MESSAGE HER SCREENSHOT IT FOR US YOU FAGGOT!
If dubs, i undo everyone else's dubs.
Lauryn please.
Pretty please kek
>>29655406
I would but I am not murrican and I am too lazy to translate everything to english right now
Watch me roll dem trips
so many brave faggots here
RWlonfs
>>29655477
Brave now son
LOVING YOU
IS ALL I DO
!!! I LOVE YOU !!!
Come on, fate, don't fail me now
If >>29655555
everyone gets a gf
Kek is Great!
He grants success to those of good heart!
I guess it's worth a shot
blox
>>29647693
I BELIEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IN WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29655555
Oh here we go
Praise the frog lord!
>>29655555
[spoilers]Often I forget about r9ks stupid algorithm hiroshima nagasaki why you do this[/spoilers]
>>29647693
pls write me a message
>>29655555
PRAISE Kek.
The one true god.
IF SHE DOESN'T SEE IM A REAL GENTLEMAN UNLIKE ALL THESE CHADS..
>>29647693
>she
rolling for my faggotry
>>29655555
>>29655633
PRAISE KEK, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED
>all these replies
ayyyyy lol
>>29655673
We're worshipping Kek you faggot
>>29647693
rolling unoriginal
>>29655555
>>29655655
So through the heart of all His followers, and through the fabric of time and space and of life itself, the noble Lord of Memes, Kek, and the other 7 of the realm of Ogdoad, shall be our gallant companions, our divine leaders through the years to come, and through speaking with us, Their followers, they say that our deepest inner wish of lasting Love shall be fulfilled.
And in the pure ones' cry for help, the Lord of Memes reaches out His hand by which he leads those people, to whom the Truth is known, to a brighter day and toward all they will desire.
>>29647693
dubs coming right up
>>29655833
original neat
plz gf plzplzplz
>>29647693
please I beg thee, kek
>>29655912
Your plea to Kek will have to be formulated a bit more eloquently than that, anon.
Remember this: Each of your posts is a prayer to the noble God of Memes.
Rolling
Orogonala
>>29647693
I don't even know where she is anymore.
For the love of Kek please
>>29647693
plssssssssssssssssssssssssss plz :3
Rolling, very original dubs
>>29655948
kek is a delusion
enjoy your empty suffering
Lauren please be my gf
>>29647693
COME ON DUBS
REEEEEE
>>29647693
Please say we're meant to be together. Dubs I SUMMON U
Please give me dubs and make this post original.
>>29647693
pls pls pls pls tfw nogf123
>>29656280
well shit. can we reroll?
>>29647693
c'mon p
rollex
2original4u
>>29656303
rerolling again dubs dubs
do it for her kek
>>29647693
rolling for rill jot because I want a gf lol
>>29656308
rerolling in desperation for a good sign in my collapsing life (can't believe ive come to this)
>>29656313
REROLL I WILL NEVER GIVE UP THAT FEEL WHEN NO GF SHIT SHI THIST
>>29656334 REROLL
FUCKING DUBS I NEED GF FUCKING HELL GIVE ME THE GIRL YOU SLUT I NEED TO FUCK AND HUG IN BED WITH MY DICK WHILE IT IS HARD
>>29656350
REROLL
I WILL NEVER GIVE UP I LIVE FOR GF DUBS ALL NIGHT LONG DUBS DUBS
>>29656324
god fucking damn it please let me feel a little comfort just this once
>>29656378
REROLL FOR GF GF GF GF
Help me kek
>>29656401
REROLL
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCK APPARENTLY THIS WASNT ORIGINAL HOLY SHIT
>>29656428
REROLL
GIVE ME THE GF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29647693
alyssa here we come
check em
>>29656444
Well done kidd
>>29656444
shietttttttttttttttt trips checked
PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS
Beefbud
Pls qt black gf
Easiest way to get replies in a thread.
>>29656498
Lelorino
honestly fuck it, rollyour reply was unoriginal etc.
CRASHING HER PUSSY
WITH NODUBS
Rolling
do me Justin numbers
>already tried and failed to get her number
just kill me instead Kek, thanks
C PLEASE BE MY WAIFU
C PLEASE BE MY WAIFU
C PLEASE BE MY WAIFU
it must be hard to roll for gets on this bored
>>29647693
I don't want to be so alone anymore
Doesn't hurt to rool
>>29655555
Praised be Kek
I better end myself if He believes I do not deserve a gf
>>29657789
off by one
original commie
>>29657810
AGAIN
FUCK
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29647693
I'll believe in anything
Kek wills it
Oregano commento famo
>>29647693
pls gimme pussy
Fiki fiki give me
Pls kek
Origini commentino
>>29647693
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'very original
this ones for you aly
i think i know we are anyway
Please, Lord Kek. I don't want to be alone anymore. I just want her
>>29658288
Sweet. Now what do I do?
>>29658315
Continue as normal and wait for your chance.
By the grace of Kek, Lord of Memes. You are destined to be with her.
>>29657734
plz i dont want to waste my money
>>29647693
If I get dubs I will jerk off into a 1 liter bottle and post progress here everyday
I wish man roolllll
>>29658400
Do it ori&inaIIy
>Wont be back in town till september
>Gave me her number so we could hang out becore she left
>didnt take the chance
Fucking.Kill.Me
>>29658400
Fuck I didn't know I would get dubs, I'd rather kill myself than do that. Do I have to?
pls ambee pls
Ugh, I know this isn't going to work.
Sounds like a good opportunity to be disappointed again so whatever
>Roll
>>29658498
Yes
originaloooaOOoooOoaAOAoahahahahaaaaaa
>>29658400
Dude.. Im waiting
>>29658498
You better, you fucking faggot. Kek doesn't just hand dubs out for nothing.
kek please save my soul!
>>29657850
I'll roll for you, Anon.
My prayers are with you, and hereby I shall channel my own memetic energy toward your success, for I have already gained mine.
>>29658870
Reroll, for Anon's sake.
Say the name of the woman you love.
>>29658892
If it is not on the third time that I succeed, then it shall be on the fourth.
And if it is not on the fourth time that I succeed, then it shall be on the fifth.
>>29658910
With the same resolve given when I was concerned with my own love, so shall I now stand before Kek, the Lord of Memes, and ask humbly that the strangers' deepest yearning be fulfilled.
Haruhi pls
I'm definetely a time traveler, alien and an esper.
>>29658940
Even when at first the noble Protector of Memes denies His divine blessing, we, his followers shall persist ever in our efforts. For sooner or later, as He lays eyes upon our determination, He will not withhold His divine sanction.
Some of dat?
>>29658983
My lord Kek, I come before you once again.
As you have granted my wish for your divine blessing, so I ask humbly that the strangers' deepest yearning for love shall be fulfilled, and that you connect his heart with that of his love as you have connected mine with that of my love.
Glory be to Kek, Lord and protector of Memes.
Now and forever and for all eternity.
>>29659046
Now at the Seventh attempt, the number 7 being known as the most sacred number in the realm of the Ogdoad.
Perhaps the great Lord Kek has withheld His blessing for this post, only to now destine the strangers' heart to finally meet his completion through the most sacred of emotions?
>>29658870
>>29658892
>>29658910
>>29658940
>>29658983
>>29659046
>>29659101
I am afraid that I might have failed you, Anon.
However, I will attempt to gain Kek's blessing one last time; after this, the burden is on you.
>>29647693
Sorry but dubs wont get you a gf faggots
KEK needs you in his service and you cant be serving roasties at the same time
Once again, I leave my own fate in the hands of a Laotian finger-painting network
>>29659196
Through acquiring the means of raising a family, you are serving KEK. KEK needs you to raise offspring, which is why He is the architect of the light at the end of the darkness; the love at the end of loneliness.
>>29659134
Some things are just not meant to be, anon.
Thank you for your help, though.
Pls pls pls we are gonna work together
I want to believe anons.
Also, street sign captchas are comfy af
>>29659255
And yet in the end, KEK has given you that for which your heart thirsts.
Perhaps it is not possible to stand for a stranger before KEK; only for yourself.
Come on void. Don't you friendzone me.
>>29659310
Kek is great. Long live Kek!
Check my 6, faglords.
It doesn't matter. I know she's mine
rolling but I don't actually care
I love J., and I'm pretty sure KEK wants me to be together with her
<3
IlI
Pleaasee be my waifu
By the grace of Kek,
Please let *HER* be with me.
She is my only chance.
She is my only love.
I love her so much. She is perfect, divine, almost.
If only I knew more about her.
>>29647693
laura pls
>comment not original
fuck off she's mine
>>29659255
The part that was responsible for this success was
>Thank you for your help
Kek rewards those who display humility towards their brethren.
Glory be to Kek, Lord of Memes, now and for all eternity.
Please let me be together with her.
Please I love her.
>>29659522
PRAISE
R
A
I
S
E
if dubs a girlfriend
if trips a cuteboy bf
if quads both
rolling some original doubles right here
>>29647693
Worth the try, I believe, I really do.
So be it said that KEK's blessing is with His followers, those who are a pure heart and those to whom the truth is knowledge.
He extends the arm to them, the arm by which He will lead them toward prosperity.
>>29659568
Nothing changed... I guess.
>>29659590
You must be patient; think of the chaos that would unfold were KEK to give His blessing to everyone here immediately.
It is worth it to try multiple times, as have I and many others who seek the most sainted of feelings; romantic love.
Praise kek Lauren pls
>>29647693
let there be a god.
please.
I keep thinking about her
it doesn't matter
>>29659866
PRAISE BE TO KEK
HE GIVETH
Now please,
Let me have my Jennifer. I love her. <3
>>29659965
Aww come on.
I love her so much.
I want to be with her forever.
9999 FOR JENNIFER MY ONE LOVE
PRAISE BE TO KEK
O Great KEK, please fulfill my wish of finally being with the woman I love, Jennifer, to whom I wish to be faithful forever.
I just love her so much I'll keep posting till I get dubs for the 4th time to just to make sure
rOoolling agaian
Jennifer please ;_;
I love you <3
easiest roll of my life
she's already said she likes me and wants to be my gf
Off by one
FUCK
>>29660053
Perhaps Kek still has other plans.
Anyways, rerolling for my Jennifer
JENNIFER JENNIFER JENNIFER
I never understand these threads or their popularity, but sometimes I still roll because it makes me feel better
>>29660043
>>29660054
>>29660076
God DAMNIT
What is this shit
I just want to have my love, that is all I ask
and I love only JENNIFER
>>29660098
OFF BY ONE FOR THE 4TH TIME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ENOUGH
>>29659965
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>>29660053
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>>29660098
I power my energies into providing Jennifer for you as kek was so gracious as to provide me Lauren.
KEKBEGIVEJENNIFERKEKBEGIVEJENNIFERKEKBEGIVEJENNIFER
I'll finally nut up and ask her to dinner if I get dubs. Hell, even if I don't, I think it's long past time I did something.
>>29660122
PRAISE BE TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR KEK WITH THIS ORIGINAL COMMENTOO
>>29660124
It is through the grace of KEK that our hearts are connected.
From the loneliness which plagues us rises gallantly a new era of love, be it for Lauren, Jennifer, or other persons; for in the eyes of KEK, what matters is the deep spiritual conviction that dwells in the heart and soul of the limerent; and this spirit is not limited to one person, male or female; but this spirit encompasses all who have ever loved and who will ever love, and it itself bears the name of KEK, Bringer of Light.
I don't love anyone right now but KEK guide me...
>>29660240
Kek wills that I stay alone so I don't get hurt like I did last time I tried having a """gf"""
thank you based kek
no she atm though
I just want to get my cock fondled is all
do what you must kek god
>>29660444
Glory to Kek, divine bringer of the Light!
>>29660053
>she's already said she likes me and wants to be my gf
You're so damn lucky omg ;_;
>>29647693
what would trips give you?
>>29660665
You'll never know, because you didn't get them.
Please get the gf pl0xeroonie
>>29647693
I doubt she even likes me like that.
>>29660677
One off trips and you get dubs
wew lad
>>29647693
>rollin
Please...
I will not ever relinquish MY efforts to gain HER love -- by whichever means.
>>29660700
Kek rewards humbleness.
>>29647693
Please God, just give me this
Kek is Great.
Apart from this one thing, I ask nothing of thee.
Glory to the Meme God.
>>29647693
Who?
bloxdsdasd
Pls
Oregano commenterino
>>29660766
Damn, Kek truly rewards his faithful.
Alright mighty Kek, please grant me thine gf!
Roll.... Ally I love u
O Great Kek,
Grant the stranger the love of Ally, toward whom he developed a deep yearning.
Glory be to Kek, now and forever and for all eternity.
>>29660872
Anon, I give my energy to you.
Hail Kek, as He will grant the wishes of His followers, so too will he give to you Ally, your love.
ALLY ALLY ALLY
::(((
4tyty-yde
>>29660872
One last try, before I go to bed.
KEK is great! HE will grant our wishes!
>>29660991
Well, I could have had trips had I waited a little longer.
At least I'll have my JENNIFER! Isn't that right, O God of Memes?
KEK IS GREAT
>>29647693
rollinn...
pls, kek, pls
Rolling
Plz let this happen, there's only 1 thing I've ever wanted more.
>>29661022
The day is yours, Anon.
Now let us go forward.
>>29647693
damn this, stupid uncommon comments. i just want a girl
>>29661044
TIME TAE GRAB YER PRIZE
>>29661044
Holy shit yes! Thank you universe!
>>29647866
I honestly can't believe it guys. I really can't
Yesterday I rolled these dubs. A few hours later my oneitis texted me saying she couldn't sleep. We stayed up the entire night texting. As a result she slept in late and missed out on the plans she made for today. So she texted me and I said she should come over. I made a move and now we're going out. I'm honestly not making this up. Meme magic is real.
PRAISE KEK
I'll try anyways.
Of course we are.
>>29661149
Of course it is real.
As the light is born out of darkness, so is the love by which our hearts gallantly ascend born out of the great solitude under which we groan.
That transition is only possible by the grace of KEK.
>>296476
>trying to get a gf
>get muted
>mfw
>>29652143
>Dubs for qt Annie gf
This thread is still up so I'll try once more, for her.
>>29653690
Same guy, I told her I loved her today anyway.
>>29661149
PRAISE KEK indeed my friend
Rerolling
Jesus, Buddha or Kek, plz help me
Kill me, if I get dubs I won't do anything anyways. Why do I even do this shit.
a-are rerolls allowed
enjoy the cascadia
>>29661424
What came of it, anon? Did KEK grace you in your efforts to gain your heart's desire, or did you fall short?
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>>29661458
>>29661491
i guess maybe it just isn't meant to happen
>>29661517
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fuck you kek it's not even that hard to get dubs what the hell
>>29661533
t-thanksalso this is original
>>29661533
kek mocks you
There shall be rerolls for kek
Okay let's hope it works out
>>29647693
cock cock cock cock cock.
Meme meme meme meme meme.
is it destiny?
