Say we're meant to be, Kek. Please
roland
I'll actually do something about if I get dubs
I don't even like any girlor boy, because I don't havr contact with others.
roland
will actually ask her and keep u faggots updated
Rolling, because why not, right?
>>29647710
>>29647724
OMFG I actually got 77 on both, I was muted so posted twice
here goes nothing
I'd bet 20 bucks that there won't be a single get ITT
>>29647693
Who is this "she"?
>>29647693
Dating is for lames and normies. Leave humanity behind and invest 100% of your time in cool shit.
>>29647757
cool shit like what?
>>29647768
I mean literally cool shit.
>>29647768
posting on /r9k/ obviously
>>29647693
it doesn't get any betterorginal etc,c,s
I have serious doubts if there is anyone I even want to date, but lets see what I get.
>>29647693
dear susan I love you please be my gf forever
>>29647844
THE ROBOT HAS ASCENDED
If I get trips can I die in my sleep tonight?
>>29647844
horse sheet
>>29647870
trips get, take me instead
>>29647866
>>29647878susan is the name of my hand I came up with in high school
You and I both know I ain't gettin shit any time soon.
I met a girl recently but I sperged bad. Luckily we were both pretty drunk so she might not remember and chances are I'll see her again since it was at the only punk/metal bar in town. Pls be dubs
I don't have a she
if dubs its fuggen habbenings R9K into S10L
imma ask her out pray to keke god
>>29647933
post results you bad boy
>>29647933
fuck you i was just going to reply u stole my dubs
now she'll never be mine
but good luck anon
>>29647693
If I get singles I will take the hint I am meant to die alone and will live my life as such.
>>29647955
don't worry you'll die alone even with dubs
>>29647946
>>29647948
>don't have number
DUBS DEMAND
KEK KRUMBLES
>>29647955
GOD WANTS US ANON
There's this ultra-beta dude who's into this 'goth' chick, I never had a chance but I'll roll for his sake. Good luck, faggot.
Rollan for Dolan. Pls get
Rolling for those sweet digits.
rolling
if dubs will build her a castle and dedicate my time to help robots
praise senpai
Can I have dubs?
I need them.
>>29648146
Well, I guess kek doesn't will it. ;-(
kill me now. roll
Rolls of nature!
And the check when the dubs come up
With their memes on the line
who? and ok
>>29647693
ok here goes
>>29647693
I made fun of her for getting raped after she stood me up. There's no way in hell I'd be getting doubles.
original roll for dubs
>>29647693
let the dubs hit the floorplease let me get a girlfriend
Rolling.
Please kek let this loneliness end
Fuck I don't even know if it's be a good thing but I'm smitten
O' mighty KEK, please allow me to be with my beloved Natalia
BonRolling
I've dreamt about the same girl for the past three nights.last night's dream I went to her house and we watched youtube videos together and slept on a couch. She was laying on top of me and I had my chin nestled against her hair.
I haven't even spoken to this girl before
>tfw you aren't really afraid of asking girls out anymore but at the same time you don't know any girls to ask out anymore that you like
>>29648255
never say never
maybe next time it will be YOU who does the rape
>>29647693
Pretty please, I would be really grateful
>>29647693
ok
>original poste
Just messaged a qt gril. No idea what to say
I don't even know her yet but fuck it i guess.
>>29647693
pleas i love her so muchhh
>>29647693
please please please
desu desu
Roll roll fight the powah.
>>29648444
Congratulations desu
kk rolling
>>29648444
threesome confirmed
topkekrino roll
>>29648411
thank you based goddesss
>>29647693
good way to get replies
it's been 10 years since I talked to her
>>29647693
pls be my gf alexis
Rolling for shiggles
>>29648666
satan gets all the girls
>>29648660
fuck you kek
>>29648666
you stole my trips
>>29648599
well damn.. u better not fail me senpai
ill screenshot for future motivation
>Already have bf
>rolling anyway to steal your BF/GFs
already have a gf lol
rolling for normie dubs
>>29647693
Might as well try, I suppose.
Originalness
>>29647693
I don't even interact with any women my age in my day to day life lmao.
>>29648695
>>29648697
hivem1nd
You can5 tell Mac way t y i do
>>29648711
Oh, fuck yeah!
Also originalness
>>29647693
I'll give a try, for lord kek
>>29648733
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU LORD KEK
save me divine kek
KEK, I ask for your help once again. Give me strength.
leggo (originality originality originality)
>>29647693
SE Please be my gf
Ascend me, ID gods
please god help me
I don't know who SHE is yet. I hope to meet her soon and have her be my gf and love me for who I am. Please God.
if dubs hell be my boyfriend
give me a sign
>>29649478
ok so I will just kms then
n no homo
danish godess of evil pandas be mine
>>29647693
please dubs, i need you
love is a lie origami killer
>>29647693
Literal pseudo meme magic
Totally meant to be.
R-right, Kek?
Trips and I'll find a qt
these are for her
lol I never get dubs
>>29649824
this is my 2nd try
>>29649843
dubs ps
i need a gf
>>29647693
RollerinonirelloR
>>29649864
Ihope she is single
>>29647693
Don't even know who this is for but I want a qt gf
If dubs I don't care, if singles I don't care
Please be in my favor.
dubsgod plz deliver me from this hell
>>29647693
Please Kek, even if it's talking through digitally, It'll be the best experience since childhood.
Give me some love please, mighty Kek. I am so fucking lonely.
original
>>29647693
Kek, please. I fucking need this
1-5 sam
6-0 sarah
(if dubs)
>>29647693
shieet negro
>>29647715
this is an original feel I know all too well
at this point i dont even mind lmao
this is my roll
and it's original
>>29647693
Roland TR-808
Fug it April i want you
>>29647693
one gf extra qt please
>>29647693
easy
orignal111111
Rollin.
Easy like rushing B.
If I get dubs magic happens
I want to talk to you again like we did before, Alexsa.
>>29650333
Owww trips!!!
Nice u get to fugg her today.
>>29650333
Nice trips anon.
Original comment
Ain't gonna happen, E.
Oh god please just give this one thing to me
I won't get dubs anyway so here goes a wasted post
if dubs anime is real life
>>29647693
Pls, be my gf ;_;
bl0000x
>>29650398
I'll roll for you, Anon.
>>29647693
I don't even know anymore, might as well go for this
>>29647710
Same.
Josh bROLLin give me strength
>>29647693
She's coming over for netflix n chill in an hour, aight lets see kek show me the way
>>29650483
cmon pls man she's cute
>>29647693
dubs and every anon in /r9k/ will get a gf in the next year
rolling like the wind bitch
Gonna roll. I have about as much chances to get with her as I do to get dubs.
I don't even want her
>>29647693
meh, i am not even trying, how getting dubs is going to help me in this subject.
>>29647693
roll cunt
rwaling
>>29647693
I wouldn't mind a gf
>>29647693
>she
Who? Rollin' because at least I would feel less lonely.
whaling
>>29647693
>TFW I have a wife AND a gf
Rolling anyways, I want some new pussy.
Rolling for "maybe, someday..."
>>29647693
Plz my nigga
>>29647693
sweet i'll be dead by morning my sweet unknown soon to be known soon to be unknown again yandere gf will make her appearance and my disappearance a reality
Please h i love you
>>29647693
ok
rolan
Not really interested in anyone atm tho.
>>29647693
Okay let's roll and see if kek is with me
>>29647693
rolling for Lizzy, lets go baby
>>29651819
She's 19 years old.. I guess it's a sign that she's mine
You guys are faggots. Rolling
Let us defy Kek, it's apparent he has forsaken us. Meant to be, our destiny.
>>29647693
ayyy
original and such
>>29647693
r-r-r-rowling
>>29651899
Oh shit I did it
Where my gf at
>>29651908
You have to have a specific one in mind :^)
>>29647693
I wish this were realkill me
>>29647710
I will do exactly as this anon promised he would do if they got dubs.
check out my dubs and new gf
p-please, sarah
>>29651928
I did have one in mind, but she didn't ring my bell yet or magically appear infront of me
Rolll dubs please give dubs
>>29647693
ROLLing for shits and giggles, I've already got a GF XD.
>>29652119
Rerereroll original
Dubs for qt Annie gf
>>29652133
BWHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHA... I feel soorryy for you robots, I stole yo future happiness.
>>29652135
Rerereroll please gimme da duubs
please
orginallopraisekekbabo
May I please take you out to dinner, oneitis who I don't even like that much anymore IRL?
kill me now, morning edition
>>29652143
Fug, one last retry then it's off to bed
>>29652155
>>29652166
>>29652177
Nearly 3 dubs in a row, FUCKING NORMIEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ayyyyyylmamamao
>>29647693
Rollin for her
Please God give me dubs
>>29647693
This is it. I'm gonna give up after this roll.
Just one roll and my life can be turned around, just like that.
Rollerino.
I just want her back
Roll
please desu please please please
>>29652201
Yeah I'm a beta normie. I looked her up and she's alright, has more charisma that comes across in person, but I ain't pursuing that roastie Chad's sloppy seconds twat anymore. That's behind me. So why do I still think about how I used to feel about her every day years later?
>>29647693
Her name also starts with K, so Kek is on my side!
>>29647693
Check Em. Robot
>>29652309
no you won't
originale
>>29652382
rerollerino
BLOX
>>29652333
Sorry, trips don't count. Checked and better luck next time.
Oh well, won't hurt to try
Please Molly?
Praise Kek!
Original
>>29652442
I-I guess I'll try again
>>29652445
Oh look, it did hurt
Meme magic here we go
i want dubs
for fun
right
>>29652488
Envy is beyond critical levels now
>>29647693
It must happen
>>29652468
How many times am I allowed to roll
>>29652504
As many as times as you want, but know that if you don't get dubs immediately you never will and you will just spam the thread.
>>29652510
How about I get dubs right now
>>29652401
That's most of us here. Part of it is the chase, even if we were to acquire the girl of our dreams years later, she'd be older, more cynical and more used up. Nobody likes feeling unwanted and there's a sense of regret, a feeling of wanting to go back to the way things were and fix things.
>>29647693
Not meant to be
>>29647693
rollllllllllllllllllllling
originalus
One last roll, all in
>>29647693
please almighty kek let her be my girlfriend
>>29647693
feeling good about this familias
oh blease XXX---DD
braise geg xXDDD
Rolling
Cant post her pic because real life oneitis
I love her so much fuck
>>29652609
Wow i better just kms
This is not an original comment.
Give gf now.
Oregon State University
>>29647693
Hope. I BELIEVE
Well here goes nothing
oregano
>>29647693
Florence... I will you forever, please Kek.
>>29647693
pls senpai, gimme the dubs before shit gets weird.
>>29647693
un JUST my life please Kek..
>>29653332
So close to quads yet so far
Pleashe gib dubs
>>29647693
I've never felt this way about anyone in years, and the last person I did I haven't talked to in seven and she wasn't into me anyway.
time to dubs for being forever alone
>>29647693
I already magically have quite a few chances
For once and probably the only time in my life
rolllllllllllllllllyooly
3rd time might be the charm
even if it does happen it will ruin my life
Well, nothing to lose I suppose.
Eat a sack of baby dicks roboto.
>>29653414
or not, guess it's not meant to be
>>29647693
if kek wills it
Please take me back :(
>>29653422
What do you know..
So long robots
haven't had a "she" in a long while but id appreciate any grill as long as she's decently qt and not a vapid normalfag whore.
JENNIFER
E
N
N
l
F
E
R
>>29653462
Pls pls p ls ppls
>>29653466
You just got two in a row, leave some for the rest of us :(
>>29653479
Rero III
i already have a gf,might as well steal someone elses dubs
>>29653503
JUST JUST JUST
JUST JUST JUST
JUST JUST JUST
JUST JUST JUST
praying to kek for these dubs
>>29647693
I only have one shot.
I know that it is the will of Kek.
maybe, just maybe. i really am hoping so
asdassdadsadasda
LET ME POST
>>29647693
Rollo delish
I cheated on her and I want her back, please for fuck sake just get dubs
I reserve this effect for my next crush
rolling for lonelies
>>29647693
Any cute girls around me will do
>>29653599
ayy I made it guys
KEKEK
Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Kaaaaaaaaaaa
Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
nth Attempt to not be a loser virgin
==LET ME FUCKING POST==
come back you whore
oreganop
COME OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhkjikjhbbl
>>29647693
Tolllrolllorolllino
Holy Kek will this QT blonde ever be my gf
I think I love you M.
Riggity riggity rollan. Oregaano comenta
Rolland last chance
>>29647693
I hate how much I like roll threads.
Roll
>>29647693
gvjhyoi
>>29647693
Prosbsdkekhwvwbwjj
Rolling for Dat confidence boost
Pls b with me betsy
