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All women have to do is not be fat. Why do they struggle so much with this?
>mother has been trying to lose weight for over a decade, finally gave up got the stomach surgery
>women I am acquainted with constantly trying to lose weight/keep it off
>women constantly posting about food on social media
>normie friends marry/long term date bitches and they become landwhales
I like food too, but I don't obsess over it. I just don't understand.
>>29658689
so recently I put on some weight although still in the healthy range I want to be lighter. I used to be skinny tier skellyington but now when I tried to diet with what I used to do to get skinny I don't lose weight. whats up with that shiet
>>29658740
Calories in vs calories out. If you aren't losing weight, you're eating too many calories. Literally the easiest thing to do is lose weight
>inb4 muh condishuns
>inb4 I WORK OUT
>inb4 I hardly eat
Just count your calories you skinnyfat creature
>>29658689
tbf women gain weight more easily and it's more difficult to lose it for them. Partly because they don't have as much muscle mass, but not only that.
Unless they would really exercise regularly, some of them would probably have to be on a permanent diet it seems. And that would interfere with their hedonistic lifestyle I guess.
At least some of them might consider dating robots, but mostly they don't even really have to...
Tfw i think women are more attracted to me when im sick.
Maybe it's because im low on energy and i dont give a fuck at the moment but i seem to be getting more attention than normal.
>>29658663
>and i dont give a fuck at the moment
Answered your own question.
Girls find it attractive when you ignore them. Girls don't want a guy who is constantly looking at them. Or cares what they think of him.
>>29658765
Fuck why are they so retarded like that?
>>29659257
I think it's true for guys too, judging by the number of threads I've seen here that are essentially "I got a gf but now I don't care about her anymore." In my own personal experience as well I tend to find myself more excited to interact with women who are not super clingy with me.
Post pictures that will btfo normies ITT
Here is my contributio
Normies BTFO errday
>>29658499
BTFO
oreganos
It's our duty to keep Pepe rare
>>29658456
Normies can't comprehend the mysterious power of pepe
>>29658497
Pepe is a meme standing eternal in time and space. The grand mystery of all. The hierarch of the universal pattern of randomness
monitoring this fred
Who else has /cripplinghateagainstgaypeople/ here?
I'm not gay but i wouldn't mind trying gay sex once. I already got a handjob by a guy and it was enjoyable desu
>>29658427
Are you a closeted gay? Good luck with coming out. btw, I'm straight.
>>29658427
I'm genuinely curious as to why. I find the thought of gay sex weird, but it doesn't affect me at all so why should I care? If two dudes wanna stick it in each other's butts that's their business.
>ordering a chipper
>sister needs to know what I'm ordering before she decides
>mum needs to see the menu when though she orders the same thing every time
>dad wants a chinese instead so I need to collect from 2 different places
>>29658418
>>ordering a chipper
what?
>order a chipper
>they went easy on the chips and the fish batter isnt crispy enough
>>29658439
fuck off, johnny foreigner
How fucked in the head are you?
>pic related, im pretty fucked up
http://www<dot>4degreez<dot>com/misc/personality_disorder_test<dot>mv
>>29658363
I have avoidant personality disorder and emotionally unstable personality disorder/borderline
Fuck online tests
>>29658557
High or very high?
>>29658571
They don't provide such things in a real diagnose
JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY
YOU FUCKING PUSSY
>>29658360
i am scared of death
>>29658360
I don't deserve death
I only deserve more suffering
But I need to finish my anime.
I read that aroused vaginas are about 5 to 6 inches deep. I've also heard poking the cervix hurts women. Being a robot and not a fucking normalfag, I can't say anything from experience. I also have a 6.5 inchdick. Why does everyone want a bigger dick? Does it not hurt women but feels better or does it hurt women and they just say it's better so they can brag to their sluts friends about getting the biggest dicking?
>>29658333
porn has warped peoples sexuality
>>29658874
But then wouldn't roasties start saying shit like "that hurts my cervix, I prefer average dicks and not the biggest I can find?" It's not that uncommon to hear guys say shit like "her boobs are too big," or "boobs should be proportional to her body."
>>29658987
>It's not that uncommon to hear guys say shit like "her boobs are too big"
Do you want an average japanese gf?
>>29658314
As much as I want any other kind of average gf, yeah.
>>29658314
orange is qtpi
also
>op image ends in 314
>>29658314
Left is uglycute
>sit inside all day and shitpost
>at certain points I feel like I should be doing something more productive
>heart rate starts to increase and I begin sweating
>have to go take a shower to calm down
Anyone else have this happen to them?
>>29658278
Yes. What is this?
>>29658326
Fear.
Origimalus commentus
>>29658404
>Fear.
Care to expound?
>tfw she will never help you make the ultimate sacrifice then fuck your cold corpse
Was the bf qt or a robot?
How would you even live with yourself after that? I would actually end up killing myself
>>29658270
i wonder if she'll get jail time? or will the pussy pass for Stacey Thundercunt prevail?
>>29659313
why should she go to jail, she didnt make him do it. If he was dumb enough to get talked into killing himself against his own will he probably deserved it anyway.
Tonight it ends, it has to be tonight.
I dont own a gun, or live near a cliff. Any suggestions how to do this?
>>29658197
>bleach
>detergent
>motor oil
>oven
>electrocution
>hit by car
>slit neck
>gasoline + match
>>29658197
Cut your left hand's veins and then take a lot of hypnotic pills so you can sleep. Fall to bed. You will wake up in heaven.
>>29658197
I suggest getting some balls and learning how to be an adult hombre
>Be me, autistic physics major
>0 friends, game all night, drink/smoke myself into oblivion and sleep all day
>End of junior year, realize I have no friends to live with for summer semester and missed my chance for a single (financial aid won't cover living off campus)
>Call housing, ask if there are any open spaces
>"Actually anon, we just had a sophomore drop out of a 6 man suite this morning if you would like to join."
> "Sure", FuckIt.exe
>Move in, turns out I'm living with 5 chad frat dudes that were trying to get their friend to live with them (but I took the spot instead.)
>Expect to despise them
>Expect them to fuck with me
>Turns out they're absurdly nice to me
>Expect them to be retarded jocks because two of them play football
>EE major, Pre-med, Math major (other two were like psych or some shit but whatever)
>Invite me to their parties, introduce me to hot girls they have over
>Literally made me get out of bed last weekend to go to the bars because I hadn't left the room in a week
>One time this unbelievably cute blonde they're all friends with comes over
>Briefly envision what she would be like as a wife
>Go try to take Chad advice about taking the initiative and talking to her
>Sperg out and tell her an awful joke I read online out of nowhere
>Girls are all silent for a second looking awkward at the Chads for guidance
>Dudes all laugh and roll with it, tell some other stupid jokes to compensate
>Girls all start laughing
>Later when the girls leave they try to give me advice on how to do better
What the fuck??? I expected to hate these guys because they're normies. Turns out not only are they cooler than me, they're smarter than me and they're nice as fuck too? How the fuck is this fair at all??? Are Chads being douches just a meme? What the fuck is going on here?
>>29658131
Wow,you just realised that the assholes are robots and not normies. You deserve a fucking medal
>>29658131
>Are Chads being douches just a meme?
Yes, being a douche to someone as worthless as a robot typically just shows insecurity. True Chads are not threatened by you in the slightest so they have nothing to gain from shitting on you. That's the sad truth of the world: real chads are actually just better than us in every way. Honestly anon this could be a godsend for you. You should tag around with these guys for as long as they'll let you. Who knows, maybe you'll learn a few things and never come back to this terrible place. I'm actually kinda jealous of you anon.
Chad is our ally, it's women who divide us
So here I am, again. Alone. So I was thinking, why not go to Anime Expo, kind of skulk around there and watch Anime. Except I have never been much of a weeb, I'm in my 30's now ( though I don't look it), so I know I'm just going to be the creepy sad man wandering around ... Huge crowds, filled with people who have friends...
My purpose for speaking about this, is really to ask what are you guys doing this weekend? Would you spend 100 dollars for four days of being shown how alone you are?
I've been alone so long, that I actively avoid giving myself hope. You see I tend to read people very well, so I know that very few people tolerate me. I'm just too quiet and now I'm becoming too old.
Sorry for the blog post, just wanted to reach out and see how all of you (Americans and other if you want) are handling the holiday weekend.
The same thing I do every weekend.
Holiday weekend? Man I'm all alone for 13 days, my parents and my bros are on their way to southern Spain right now. I thought I would enjoy this complete freedom at least a bit. The first day barely passed and I'm bored and miserable as always. The only little, tiny bit of hope I have is getting called from the company I applied to, but 4 days and still nothing. I'm sitting in my underwear, eating canned/frozen food and just try to ease my boredom, any way possible. Most of the time it's not working. Everything is fucked.
>>29658271
From all the threads on /r9k/, all the faggot/"I want to fuck my mother"/blanket posting/"BRAAAAAPH"/fembot/dick-size threads this one is the cringiest?
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