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*steps in your path*
Hehe, trying to split of from Serbia are we?
*unsheathes Srebrnica massacre*
I don't think so, buddy.
>>29654549
This man is a hero.
God bless him.
>>29654549
kek'd
but now its time to face your crimes, karadzic.
*surrounds you with a thousand un soldiers
we're going to hague, where you will stand trial.
you will face our new europe, liberal and socialist.
your era of nationalism is over.
*unleashes thousands of refugees upon you
pssh... nothing personnel... sir.
serbs are literal subhumans
it's like you took a russian and removed the literary ability and royal blood
>To make her cum, you have to lick her clit
>Yet the only Chad have to do is insert his large dick
inb4: #life_is_unfair xD
>>29654536
No you have to pick her up my boy
You have to scrape the top of her cervix with your willy
You have to listen to what she says when she says "keep doing that"
truss me daddy this shit works every time
>>29654536
God dam, I wanna lick a clitt and bury my face in the pusssy
>lick her clit for 10 minutes
>she has 3 hard orgasms back to back
Get Gud, "Chad".
Be proud of being trans, gay, black, fat but how dare you being proud of your nation.
Huur huur you were just born in it how dare you take any pride of it.
The land isn't yours and you should not protest against migrants but let me tell you how your race needs to die out you racist white male.
>>29654533
>The land isn't yours
it isn't though you fucking prole
>>29654575
Yes it is. The land belongs to the natives unless it is conquered by foreigners. That's like saying your property does not belong to you.
>>29654575
>you fucking prole
Good to see I'm not the only person using this
Why don't the FBI raid the /mu/ archives and arrest everyone that provides free music?
If /v/ had an archive, you'd see MEGA links to free games.
they're too busy burning babies to death with smoke grenades
not even in a raid sense, it's just the payment Hastur demanded
It's a waste of time and resources to chase down every little copyright infraction
>>29654557
In exchange for wut tho?
>trying to sneak to not wake anyone up
>toe and feet bones won't stop cracking
>>29654505
orginal commment learn to be an autistic ninja
>>29654505
>tfw pee on the side of the toilet bowl so no one hears me pee
>>29654516
Mate I could be as quiet as a barn owl and my bones will still fucking riot
>Wife goes to the gym twice a week for 40 mins per session, just doing cardio and yoga shit
>All her friends compliment her on how good she looks
>I have to go to the gym 6 days a week, 3 hours a day (pure cardio on 2 of the 6 days)
>Spend hundreds of dollars a month on protein-rich food and whey
>Always having to up my game and constantly strain my body by increasing weightage/resistance of workouts so I don't stagnate
>Nearly broken my wrist 3 times now by attempting the 80lb curl
>Her and her friends still bitch and moan about how hard it is being a woman and how "incredibly tough" it is to keep their bodies
>Mfw
>>29654285
>Anglo genes
Take dbol. Steroids are legal in Australia. I wish i can get a hold on some roids.
>>29654285
I feel your pain my man
Well, /r9k/? What do you have to say to this?
not much to think about it, we all know that white knight idiots like that guy exist in the world
I guess he isn't even directly protecting one girl, but more getting upset that any girl in the world might be sad
this guy is a little bitch
>>29654254
In reality all men would NEVER go out with an ugly girl because men hate ugly women.
Men worship the ground that attractive women walk on, and excuse attractive women from all sorts of negative behaviours. All a girl needs to do is have a pretty face and bam - men excuse her for being fat, drug-addled, promiscuous, conniving, etc.
Whereas if an ugly girl is fairly grounded and down-to-earth, they'll take immense pleasure in bullying her. For some reason men just love seeing ugly women miserable. I guess it's because the prerequisite to living life as a woman is "be pretty" and ugly women don't fill that, so men see them as something to torture until they commit suicide.
Enjoy your five minute bathroom break, wagecuck.
>>29654252
My desk, my rules
>>29654252
Fuck you got me.. Better finish up my shit
>>29654252
Thistime is running out.
Good Friday robots!
Let's share some fond memories with family/siblings/friends back from our childhood.
I'll start and post some more to bump the thread.
>Be 12 or so, lil bro is 4
>Summer, and hot as fuck, so we went to the waterpark. Even dad went and he was a die hard shut in
>Going on the waterslides, asking my dad for money to go get ice cream at the tiny store in the park, staring at girls and getting giggles back
>Mom was helping my lil bro lose his fear of swimming, making him paddle in the kiddie pool
>Dad goes ''I got a better idea''
>Go to regular waterslide, dad tells mom to wait down by the pool for my little brother, sends him down on his own
>Can hear my brother giggling and laughing and screaming with excitement all the way down
>Mom is extra scared, gets in front of the waterslide exit, waiting for him
>Small kid + Big water slide = Tons of speed (I assume)
>Bro launches out of the slide like a torpedo and his little legs hit my mom's nose at full speed, even knocks her sunglasses away
>Dad is fucking hysterical, has to hold on to the railing, we're both dying with laughter
>Mom is visibly pissed
>She's arguing all the way back home, and as soon as she goes quiet, me and my dad laugh under our breath, which sets her off again
>Shower, get home, get Happy Meals and Rocket Power toys
>At around ten, can hear faint music in the living room, bro already asleep.
>Head down, can see the living room from the stairs
>My mom's nose looks worse, swollen and red, but my dad's holding her and they're slow dancing to Year Of The Cat
Makes me happy they're still together.
that was such a warm fuzzy story. Thanks for sharing anon
My dad taught me how to ride a donkey.
that was fun.
>>29654499
Thanks anon! Nice dubs
Be 5-6, big bro is 10, celebrating the holidays
>mom's filming us opening our presents on Christmas morning
>brother gets an N64 and Mario 64, he was fucking ecstatic, not memekid-like but close
>lifts up the box and hits the xmas tree, which makes it fall down directly on top of him
>I get scared and start crying
>bro notices me crying, lifts his hand in a clenched fist, can only see his arm bursting through the tree leaves, like someone buried.
>I fucking explode with laughter, can't remember ever laughing that hard again, tears and all.
>spend the rest of the day watching him swim at the castle entrance, because it took him two months to realize he could enter the frames inside.
>Tfw you wake up and you've only lost half a pound
>tfw you still don't even have your spine showing through your skin
>there are people walking around with their bones sticking out at your exact weight but not you
Maybe it's loose skin from when I used to be fat?
Pic unrelated
I'm starving here guys help me out
I know that feel
>lost 30 kg last year
>now every second of my life is filled with anxiety and fear of getting fat again
>obsessively weighing myself, measuring myself, counting calories etc.
>not sure if clothes feel tighter than usual
>have naturally wide face so I look "round" no matter what
>feel guilty after eating two rice cakes even though they're pretty much just air
>tfw
>>29654572
Nigger anorexia is something people go to psychiatrists for, not a bunch shut-ins with self-image issues. We share this site with /fa/ so you might even get words of encouragement.
How do you get over being mediocre? Honestly in everything I do, I just suck at it and learn it very slowly. I'm always ranked below average for that particular field, and it's seriously depressing me.
I guess I was just born to suck? Does that make sense?
>>29654103
Im alon eall day and play solitaire board games. I get over it by accepting the idea through repetition and isolation.
If this is truly what happened to you and you've thoroughly explored your options you were just fucked by the genetic lottery.
Society conditions normies through materialism and culture (with the help of natural self-preservation instincts) to accept existences that don't align with their dreams and idealizations of what they could be like.
The reality is that our being on the planet is a nonchalant, irrelevant thing brought about by the mechanisms of our genes and life propagating itself with no real deep meaning to it. Western culture has, thanks to Christfags, artificially inflated the value of human life where there really isn't any, so as a result you have doctors on the jew payroll who fight to "save every life xD" and keep horrifically disfigured car accident victims alive at any cost.
Maybe before there were genuine reasons such as the preservation of the species to persuade people from not ending themselves, but they're irrelevant today. Suicide ideas have in fact varied through human cultures and times.
If you're serious about ending your misery you could research suicide options.
>>29654500
I don't want to kill myself. I just want to stop hating myself for being bad at everything. It makes me feel like I'm worse off than everyone else, that everyone else secretly laughs at me for being bad, and that I deserve it.
I guess I'm doomed to a life of low expectations and being humble generally.
>be me
>NEETlord
>get up bright and early
>drive out onto the highway
>stop on the shoulder by a bridge
>wagies on the way to slave jobs slow down because they think I'm a cop
>rear end accident
>traffic jam
>wagies late for work
>i drive home
fucking wagies never learn.
>>29654081
>be me
>beta manchild autist
Ftfy
>>29654081
>rear end accident
Is it an American thing for people to like, never ever drive with appropriate spacing, even in heavy traffic?
pretty funny, neeter
>watching tennis on tv at 3 pm
>see what films are on tv at night
>"how could that film be on tv, it was released recently?"
>released in 2013
>done nothing since then
Who stole my life???
>>29654046
thought it was 2006 for 4 years, felt like it's still 2013
>>29654046
>Michael Bay's first TMNT movie was released in 2014
>Feel like I went and saw it at the movies last week
How can life move so fast and yet be so empty and meaningless
tfw every week feels like one day and when I sleep it feels like I just nap.
If you piece of shits had any type of heart you'd be out stealing for a living.
you're a funny guy anon, a real funny guy
>>29654022
Funny how? How am I funny?
>>29654022
one of the best scenes of all time desu
Seriously, why don't you just become a cute girl already? What the fuck are you waiting for?
Your life as a stupid beta boy isn't getting any better
>>29653981
I'd prefer to be a cute boy
>>29653981
I try but i just look like a dude in panties
>>29654003
>I'd prefer to be a cute boy
You either are a cute boy or aren't a cute boy
Which one is it? HRT can even help with that, making you the cutest trap in the whole world
