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Which animal would you fuck if you could get away with it?
I personally would love to have sex with a doe.
>>29651179
Your mom :DDD
^^^^^^^^^
originality
a big dragon
>>29651179
OP YOU FAGGOT YOU ALREADY MADE THIS THREAD
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29636451
>>29636451
>>29636451
is there something wrong with me or is it only when girls who are considered pretty pass me and always look back in alert. it never happens with different looking people. im nowhere near good looking too.
>>29651174
it's because you think they're pretty and you're staring without knowing it
>>29651199
im never staring though.
its just when they're passing. i subconsciously look from the corners of my eyes when anyone is passing
>>29651199
this and you're probably making them nervous
>RoboChad will be a reality sooner than expected
How can we even compete?
The question will be how roasties will compete if female sex bots are a thing.
No more beta orbiters for them nasty roasties :^)
WE'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE SEX IN 9 YEARS?
>>29651156
>some beta thinks that robots will change Chads
Robots (actual ones) will be merely dildo v2 for roasties, not actual thing.
>one chance at life
>born a straight white cis male
Is there any group of people more openly despised and hated as the straight white male in today's society? I don't think so
Why does God hate me so much?
wtf? have you tried being a shitskin?
> everyone assume you are a muslim nigger.
> all other shitskin niggers think you are as badly educated and tastless as them.
> haveing ""high"" taste as a shitskin means im ""not being proud of my background""
> whities assume im a loud talking sexually repressed nigger.
> parents hate me for not being like them, got the shit kicked out of me all the time.
> mfw i found out i might be gay, as if i dont get enough hate already.
why couldnt i be born a straight white guy....
i wish cancer upon every nigger that chooses to bring new niggers into life, you are only creating children that will expirience nothing but pain in this life.
Every other group of people is more despised. I have gotten literally no hate for being a straight white cis male.
>>29651261
nice try jamal but shitskins have lower suicide rate
Do "nice guys" actually exist or is it a derisive term people use to label people who don't conform to their expectations? What I mean is people have their own idea of a person and when that person contradicts that perception, they feel betrayed.
Isn't trying to win someone over with niceness more naive and misguided than dishonest and manipulative?
All men are the same, generally speaking.
The difference is; some know how to act and maintain their self respect around women. Some give in to desperation.
The nice guy trope exists because so called nice guys usually reveal themselves to be not nice at all, and the guys nice guys call assholes are actually genuine, good people, but nice guy types are frightened of normal male masculinity and interpret it as bad.
I remember reading well articulated posts on why nice guys suck from femanons and one point I remember is how nice guys turn into douchebags once they gain some self confidence
>Crush is wearing a cute, short dress and a choker
your crush is a thot
>Crush
are you in 5th grade or something?
>crush's girlcock is hanging out
>see attractive girls
>get depressed
I went to best buy to get a flash drive and this chick that worked there came out of nowhere and asked if I needed help. She looked exactly like emma stone but with black hair. I just started crying and ran out the store.
>>29651102
>see couples
>start wondering is it good feel to be with other person who likes you
>get depressed
>work at McDonald's
>spit in people who have gfs food
ITT: NEETs discuss their current projects/self improvements.
I just started making a pornsite for Japanese shemales. I intend to only upload the best quality porn to it.
I sell knee pads to aspiring prostitutes and also kids with downs syndrome. Trying to merge the markets but my PR (Mom) isn't having it.
I like this thread, these are pretty unique.
For me I'm learning how to cook a particular dish and I might try to be self-employed. I can't reveal too much as there is a particular niche for it. But I'm hoping it will work as it seems there is a demand for it.
>>29651039
That sounds incredible
I'm meeting with an elementary school female friend for the first time in 12 years. We've talked a bit the last couple of days and she is not normie tier but absolutely not an outcast.
I got a gf (inb4 reee normie) so i dont wanna fug, i just want to sound, well, normal. What do i do to not look like a complete loser
>>29651038
>What do i do to not look like a complete loser
idk, mention your gf?
stupid fucking normie get the fuck out
>>adv
fuck off
doxdox
I was looking for an anatomic pic of a human hand, thanks.
>get compliment from family
"they are fucking lying to you they just say that because they know you know you are shit and are trying to be nice but they are fucking all liars"
>screw up slightly and maybe people are irritated
"fuck you, fucking screw up you autistic piece of fucking trash they hate you for good reason because you are shit they dont like you and neither do you, they laugh at you and no one cares about how you feel. you are expendable fucking garbage to everyone"
>talk
"you sound fucking gay, who talks like that your vocal mannerisms are fucking weird...and really, small talk at a social event... jesus you are so ugly boring and fucking autistic and ugly and stupid.... you dont belong here. these people are better than you and only have you here because they pity you"
>show signs of low self esteem visibly
"HAHA NOW SHE KNOWS YOU ARE A FUCKING BROKENB ANXIETY RIDDEN PIECE OF SHIT, NOW SHE THINKS YOURE UNNATRACTIVE BECAUSE YOU FUCKING ARE AND BECAUSE DESPERATION IS FUCKING GROSS"
every moment of every day i fucking hate myself im trash
...how do i like myself, if i really am a fucking piece of shit and im ugly, antisocial or bad at being social, and girls and no one likes me
>>29651030
i can relate though i'm not quite as bad as i used to be.
do you believe that you have any positive qualities?
>>29651030
>>get compliment from family
It's even worse if you get a compliment followed by an advice because they don't like your lifestyle
Anyways, try searching hobbies and not giving a fuck, also release your anger instead of keeping it to yourself.
>>29651047
None
Im a 21 year old who lives with his mom in squalor in a trailer park mom is even a neet and my fucking grandma pays our rent, i have fucking autism hair, and bushy fucking disgusting catipillar eyebrows.
I have some interests but i dont even have any good ones
i listen to stupid music from youtube and from shit and shit. thats not normal that people will think im weird for probably.
I have a creative mind but no matter how much i practice i suck at art badly and will never be good at it. not talented at anything
I am literally life fodder not made to go anywhere. a second class citizen. the world is cruel women hate me so i hate myself and if you hate yourself and people know they hate you even more and dont want to be around you.
im literally trash, my mom is an agorophobic pill addict hoarder. my dad is a deadbeat who wont acknolodge me and my family is dysfunctional as shit
only thing i have
is that i am self aware and i know that i am just not made to be talented, or sucessful. its just one of my traits that im always going to be a fucking nobody
i hate myself man
i just want someone to love me.
cept i cant love anyone else because the risk isnt worth the 1 month of happy. when they smash you and leave you because you are fucking useless.
You guys ever get worried about not giving up on your dreams?
I'm about to start training as an actor professionally.
I already do background extras work and I'm really good at it. Make heaps of friends and always do exactly as the director or whoevers in charge asks me, and have been in a lot of sort of (close up) scenes. I've done one indie film that's out now but is a huge meme.
I'm pretty okay looking. 5'11 with good hair, solid body type with some tone (80kg) but a lil gut. Started going to the gym with a PT who's given me a great routine and diet to follow.
But somehow I can't get over the lingering soul crushing experience of not being there right now. (Why can't I be Brad Pitt right now?)
What do you guys think I could do now)
>>29651011
>dreams
never had them. All my life I've been content to exist, never having a true passion or reason to live outside my tiny, insignificant bubble.
I'd like to live somewhere better then this pure wooden shitbox. I'd like a living space decked out in Persian rugs, incense and black light but these things are just not worth the work it would take.
>>29651090
Get a job you bum. Don't expect to achieve anything without making money? Get real.
>>29651240
you seem like an asshole.
>>29651011
don't worry, you're kidding yourself. you'll never be brad pitt. just give up now before you're a 40 year old "actor" waiting tables.
Why would anyone want to date outside of their race?
Think about it, dealing with some Chinese tiger mom as your partner, or some Black guy who calls his wife a "white bitch".
People should love their own first and foremost.
I'm black and just prefer women outside of my race, I would think the reason why is obvious.
>why would anyone date outside of their race?
To produce cute mixed people
I live in America and white women are disgusting roasties here. I'd race mix with a virgin Indian before I let some Stacy touch me that probably sucked Chad's dick for a Starbucks.
Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Clinton 2016 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Saturday at work. I have no pictures yet.
>>29650994
To a normie that would be trash tier.
Sounds perfect. Find her through Outlook searches or water cooler (etc) visits. Ask her out on Friday.
nice repost, cuntso fucking original cuntfucer123
>>29650994
Go for it, anon. You're already slightly misaligned by being on this website. You'll complement each other. Degenerates belong with degenerates.
What's anon's personality type?
>>29650993
Forgot link
https://www.16personalities.com/
Maximum autism coming through
Who ISTP here
>>29650993
saddest type passing through
any other infj bros here
Just drank my 5th can of monster energy
Whats going to happen to me?
Got a crate to drink
keep it up and your fingernails will fall off
>>29650989
>Whats going to happen to me?
Pulmonary heart disease
You'd have to drink about 85 cans to kill yourself.
All you will experience is diarrhea and dizziness.
