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>go to a pizza place
>all the employees are attractive, cashier is turbostacey
>decide not to eat there
would you eat here op?
>>29651851
yes because some of the girls are quite ugly, if they were all above average looking i would not eat there
>>29651824
>trriggered by attractive women
>Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons.
I too have seen fight Club.
>>29651751
Did youoriginallylike it?
Realer words have never been spoken, though I don't think that attitude is anything to aspire to. It comes naturally to some.
>tfw learning to be neurotypical
>>29651731
I feel like it's too late for me tbqh.
>post tfw
>no face
Looks like learning isn't going well, since you're a full blown autist.
tfw is that feel when
you're thinking of mfw my face when
overgeneralizing like yours and getting angry over pointless miniscule details is a sign of autism though. hire a handler to remove you from the internet.
The Golden Age of Memes is upon us
word is... he's still sitting there
>>29651772
I wish I could hear his stories.
He made himself a tulpa.
You can do it too, anon, just try it!
>fill cup to brim with water
>go to sleep
>wake up ten hours later
>half the water is gone
>>29651695
Clearly you're being molested in your sleep.
>tfw you realize the boogey man is real
>leave a cup of water in the freezer for a few hours
>come back
>there is no water, only ice
Guys I'm scared
honest question why does this turn me on???
im a straight male.
i find only the guy part repulsive but when the black hair sucked its fucking hot
why is this??
is this gay or straight?
honest question
im trulleey desperate to get some honest answer
>>29651675
You are attracted to this because porn, presenting a solo penis while a female upper body sucks it or whatever, creates an association between penises and sexual pleasure. When combined in a shemale, it's still the same as watching "straight" porn (it's not actually "straight" because you're watching another guy having sex, seriously, it's messed up).
Solution? Either stop watching porn altogether or switch to solo girls.
>>29651675
time to take a cock up your ass, anon
you will cum if your prostate gets properly pummeled, so relax
>>29651675
Watch this anon. It's completely normal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4
Monthly thread about autistic robot virgins.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
Jesus Rose is looking really rough these days.
>>29651652
kill yourself you fucking retard
adfgsdfsd
>>29651652
You piece of shit you
saged
tranny hate /thread/
Meet Stefonknee
Oc comin through
I feel like a 6 year old therfore I am one.
I feel like a woman therfore I am one.
Trans'''woman"" comin through
I feel like getting back into WoW, only problem is I got perma-banned on my old account a few years ago.
Any reason why I shouldn't get back into it? I just wanna fuck around leveling characters and maybe do some PvP.
>>29651608
>Any reason why I shouldn't get back into it?
Nope.
>>29651625
I am not a fat neckbeard, I lift, do cardio and eat well and work full-time.
I don't watch TV or anime or any gay shit like that, so I need something to do in my down-time.
>>29651699
>I need something to do in my down-time
why not heroin?
>tfw not good at or passionate about anything
Anime and vidya doesn't count, right?
what about music or literature?
Correct, those don't count.
are you interested in anything? making stuff, building stuff?
When did you start with piss bottles?
Do you prefer peeing in the sink to the toilet?
Do you use a piss pitcher and empty it everyday? I do.
>When did you start with piss bottles?
12 or so
>Do you prefer peeing in the sink to the toilet?
Sometimes, if the bathroom is in use (my bathroom sink is actually right outside of the bathroom, kinda like in cheap motels)
>Do you use a piss pitcher and empty it everyday?
I don't piss often enough to warrant the use of a pitcher.
>>29651572
>When did you start with piss bottles?
16 but now i live alonev so i dont need them
>Do you prefer peeing in the sink to the toilet?
toilet, sink is too dirty
>>29651572
>mfw these bottles create a psychological connection between quasi-human faces near your crotch and the feeling of PC muscle contractions releasing the flow of urine as the nozzle touches your genitals
This is where furries come from
Can someone give me tips on how to sleep? My mind just won't be quiet. I have no access to drugs or alcohol.
lie down and close your eyes
>spend time in the sun doing physical labor
>take melatonin
>avoid computer/vidya 6 hours before bed
>avoid caffeine 10 hours before bed
Meditate and learn to focus and quiet your thoughts.
>late night
>play games by myself
>no one wants to play overwatch
>super comfy
>stream
>just me again
>everyones asleep
>super comfy and play by myself
>fuck it beer
>life is awesome
Hello fellow Comfy Travelers, how's your night?
>>29651553
you on pc? where do you stream, twitch?
I'd give it a watch.
Down for comfy.
>>29651553
How do I pharah I keep getting bronze or under 8000 dmg with her
>>29651553
>normiewatch
>>>/v/
It's your containment board
I've noticed being slightly sleep-deprived (5-6 hours of sleep per night) + Caffeine throughout the day tends to turn violent depression/anxiety into a more silent and tolerable variety. can anyone relate? is this a known procedure?
Nah, that's worse in my case, when i'm sleepy i can't even bring myself to play some vidya or doing anything at all.
I started lifting a few days ago and it seems to work, i think i just needed a second hobby to keep me entertained.
As for anxiety, i have no idea, it's still spaghetti.
I'm the opposite. I'll sleep for 14 hours straight and still be tired for a solid two days of sleeping more.
>>29651540
absolutely for the anxiety.
i only survived as long as i did in high school because i stayed up til 3am every night on the internet and felt like a zombie the next day.
didn't help with depression though.
has anyone ever thought about how it would feel if you left your dick inside an ass for so long that their natural reflexes kick in and organically shit out your limp dick as if it was actual fecal matter?
it would get infected... unless you pissed up in there to clean the pipes
>>29651510
wat the hell anon!
ofcourse not! wrong with you?
>>29651531
I'm assuming that we begin with a freshly soft-toothbrush-scrubbed anal cavity (the stimulation would improve the experience via the resulant sensitivity of the intra-anal tissue
