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Lies about something fairly believable and when you believe them they something along the lines of "LMAO hahaha I fucking got you".
For example if Person A says " do you wanna hangout in an hour or so?"
And person B says "sure man"
Then person B goes to hangout and person A suddenly says in the last minute "Jk don't wanna hang out haha i fuckkng got you".
OK what kind of bullshit fuckery is this? What is the word for this kind of bullsbit.
if you are still experiencing this after elementary school I don't know what to tell you
>>29652966
I'm pretty sure that's bullying.
>>29652966
It's called a ruse
>Learner must be 16 and 180 days before getting a license.
The first humans born in 2000 can now legally drive on the road.
>AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
>>29652939
>born in 1986
>still too afraid to drive
I'm so glad my dad forced me to get my licence when I was 16. I was scared as shit but if I hadn't gotten it then I never would have.
>the year 2000 was 16 years ago
Oh man, I'm dying.
Gasp! Someone fell into the swamp!
You're the only one around there.
No one can see or here you, there's even a forest around the swamp.
The sinking person can see you, (s)he even starts to shout things like "Please! Help me!" in hope of you saving him / her.
You approach this person, and then you can see that
1, He is Chad Thundercock from high school!
He had all the pussies, won all the prizes, praised by all teachers.
(Maybe he even bullied you - remember, it's a personal "test")
"H-hey Anon!" he cries. Oh shit, he remembers you "Please help, Anon!"
2, It's Stacey Thundercunt from high school!
She had all the cocks, won all the prizes, praised by all teachers.
(Maybe you even tried to date her, or simply wanted to - remember, it's a personal "test")
"H-hey Anon!" she cries. Oh shit, she remembers you "Please help, Anon!"
3, It's not even one person, but two: a random normie couple!
Maybe you even know them (it doesn't matter; just look at them) - they were always happy, having a normal, comfy life with a well-paying job, beautiful children and a bright future.
Nice clothes, nice cars, nice everything.
"Please sir!" criess one of them "Please help us, sir!"
4, It's a child - the little Normie!
He is the offspring of Chad and Stacy, the couple from high school.
He'll be the chad of the next generation - if you'll ever have a child of your own, he'll bully the shit out of him, attract all the chicks, etc.
And even if you won't have a child, this lil' guy might be your next boss. Yeah, you'll be older and wiser, but who cares, amirite? He'll have the money and the power.
"Please sir!" he cries "Please help me, sir!"
***
So: what will you do?
These are separate events, you can tell us your reactions for all these situations.
EXTRA: There's a box next to the swamp with only two of these items:
- 1 rope
- 1 gun with 1 bullet
- 1 knife
- 1 smartphone (there's a 50% chance that there's no signal)
- 1 acoustic guitar
- 2 beers
Is this even a question?
Run away saying I'll look for help, and let them die, all of them.
>>29652862
Addendum: You can also chose the same two items in the other situations, if you want to.
>>29652862
I'd use the phone in all 4 cases to avoid getting pulled into that shit. There's always the option of tying the rope around a tree and letting them pull their way out, but fuck them.
>Fucking manlets, when will they learn?
Why am I still subbed to this subreddit. Some of you seem to be whiny bitches who's only point in life is to prove your victimhood.
Show you're great at something or many things, Make a lot of friends and show that people like to be around you. When you like somebody get the balls to tell them without being shy about it.
When people say 'be confident' they don't really mean just be confident and that's it. It's the traits associated with confidence like the points I just mentioned that are attractive. ALSO ACTUALLY SHOW THEM. Drive a nice car if you can, wear nice clothes, go out with lot's of people, dare to be the center of attention.
Yes there will be women not wanting to date you based on your height. So fucking what? And Tinder (online dating in general) is not helpful if you do not look like a model like most of us. The only quality you can present on that platform is looks. What do you expect will happen?
Actually get out there instead of staring at your screen all day hoping for some attention.
>>29652852
>Why am I still subbed to this subreddit
Kill yourself
manlet meme is a pro-feminism meme actually
>divide and conquer
>adhering to pleasing women
>creates pointless chad/beta dynamic in society
>>29652852
>Why am I still subbed to this subreddit
>Hate cuckshit
>Love 2D NTR
Anyone else know this feel?
>mole
HNNGGGG
Also, are there any good english cuckold/ntr visual novels?
Can you please stop using cuckold and ntr as synonyms? They are not.
Thanks.
I'm having a regular blood test done in three hours. If I jerk off right now will it compromise the results? Please help me, lads.
I don't see why or how it would. As long as you're hydrated you should be fine.
im not a doctor but i dont know
sorry
>>29652871
BASED
Thank you, anon. I know they say not to eat or drink for a few hours prior, so I just wanted to make sure.
Talking to a friend and she mentions something about her bf being a cunt lately, next thing she sends a pic and asks me what i think. I say she looks nice and she goes "and...?" Like why, cant you be happy with just that?
Just want a normal conversation without it getting awkward is that so much to ask?
>>29652823
Because it's in their nature. Do you ask why a frog hops or why a snake bites?
>>29652823
This is a rhetorical question OP.
Women are incredibly predictable. All you need to know is how to indulge them in the right way without making yourself her emotional tampon.
Women don't even understand thier own nature so don't expect anyone else to either.
>>29653693
>All you need to know is how to indulge them in the right way without making yourself her emotional tampon
Care to share some tips and tricks?
>Chad goes to Greece
>You consume another reese
>manlet who has a gaggle of roastie whores he's slowly losing his wealth on
lol
>Chad goes broke
>Stacy he chokes
This guy is the biggest beta in the world, he is a bankroll for all these Stacey's who get their luxuries paid for courtesy of Dan Cuckzerian.
I hate my parents for giving me shitty genes.
Hate yourself for having shitty genes.
>>29652782
fuck off cuck
originolio
>>29652866
easy there, big guy
how do you deal with vagina people
By treating them like human beings you silly goose.
>>29652711
Treat them like men until they need a dicking
>>29652733
>>29652729
vagina people scare me
Post your Fallout stats robots. Mine:
S:7
P:1
E:1
C:1
I:10
A:1
L:10
>tfw no 6,6,6,6,6,6,6 normie
What's the use of intelligence when no one likes you, because you are ugly and not agile enough to play sports for fun
S:6
P:6
E:6
C:6
I:6
A:6
L:6
>mfw normie Chad
>>29652707
I would just write "lol", but then the bot would block me from posting so I am writing this
>>29652707
S: 4 -lean
P: 4 -need glasses, but a weak prescription
E: 6 -always been able to carry on working or physical labor as long as I need to
C: 3 -two, maybe three close friends, seen as weird but mostly benign by normies
I : 7 -always PERCEIVED as being intelligent, and "intelligent interests"
A : 4 -never been good at sports or well coordinated, but I'm relatively fit.
L : 4
I based luck on how I perceive the people around me. Seems like nice things happen to me not very often. Granted, I could say I have a lot of luck just being born in the well off US, but that would skew the stat.
You can do lt anon
>>29652703
Thanks :)
I needed that
papriki
>>29652703
I can't do it, OP.
>>29653614
WHAT lS lT?
What do robots think of creeps and peeping toms?
They're alright, tell them to not come tomorrow.
Post your peeping Tom stories robots.
You ever do it?
pretty dumb when you can see a girl shitting in another girls mouth on the internet
Do any of you have a real friend? Like, a friend that will initiate conversation with you instead of the other way around? Or a friend that actually cares about you?
I wish I did.
>>29652604
I want to pet that dogger.
Me too. I have a boyfriend bit he's a manipulative brony otaku who freeloads the hell out of me. I keep him around because I don't have anyone to replace him, not even a RL friend.
>>29652604
Yeah one from middle school and HS. I pretend to my parents that I have 2. I do have another who will hang out if I contact him but he would never contact me as he is a cool as hell chad, I'm a dorky beta, and we are college friends. so not actually friends because he would never initiate contact with me. Nice guy though. trying to get some normie points up before I see how he's doing.
Also have gf who is introvert with 0 friends but extremely normie in all other respects. The term for her is "schizoid" meaning 0 interest in having friends. A little weird tbqh but not as weird as my I suppose.
>Get bad grade in test
>Someone asks what you got
>"I only got a C"
>"Oh you should be happy with that, I'd be happy with a C"
YEAH WELL MAYBE NOT EVERYONE WORSHIPS MEDIOCRITY LIKE YOU DO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>29652593
>you have someone that talks to you in class
YEAH WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD FUCK OFF NORMIE
>>29652593
>op directs his own self hatred onto his peers
>>29652593
>YEAH WELL MAYBE NOT EVERYONE WORSHIPS MEDIOCRITY LIKE YOU DO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
why are you on r9k if you don't worship mediocrity
