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/r9k/, i need some help
I'll be doing a job interview over skype 3 hours from now and I just learned they're going to test my english skills (I'm not a native speaker)
i have no problem writing in english but my pronounciation is retardedly bad
what I ask from you is: post some sample texts and I will read them and record the result on vocaroo. I want you to judge my pronounciation and correct any mistakes
>>29654781
She sells sea shells by the sea shore
>>29654791
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F9SCUlxZTS
this is tricky
>>29654812
Different guy from the one who posted the text, but that wasn't too bad in my opinion. What is your native language, and what's the job? Also, try something a bit longer, since we can't tell much just from one-liners:
"Shannon supposedly belonged to Bell Labs mathematical research group, but he mostly kept to himself. When the group left the New York headquarters for shiny new space in the New Jersey suburbs, he stayed behind, haunting a cubbyhole in the old building, a twelve-story sandy brick hulk on West Street, its industrial back to the Hudson River, its front facing the edge of Greenwich Village."
I wanna eat her asshole.
I assume that most people who "want" to eat an asshole, but haven't ever before, don't understand exactly what it is they're wanting...
You all realize that it will smell and taste like disgusting shit, right?
That unless she preps unusually thoroughly and bleaches, you will be eating literal shit, right?
A girl's ass will smell/taste just like a guy's ass.
It's nothing like eating out pussy.
If you couldn't imagine eating out your own asshole, then you will not enjoy a girl's.
And no, them being hairless wouldn't make it better.
>>29654858
>homosexual detected
Faggot pls go
>>29654858
Lolol, another inexperienced loser spouting bullshit on /r9k/.
I've eaten 16 assholes and never had an issue. You just need to be able to get girls who fucking shower
OHAYOU /R9K/!!!
I HAVE A DENTIST APPOINTMENT TODAY!!! THEN I'M GOING TO DO MY BEST AT VIDEOGAMES!!!
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TODAY?
>>29654729
Read this post
Kill myself
>>29654746
Looks like you have an endless recursion loop of reading your own post, anon!
CONTINUE TO WISH FOR DEATH BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH MY ONEITIS WHO IS MY COUSIN AND I WILL NEVER EVER BE WITH HER
To start off, Pink Floyd - Wish you were here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=217JOBWTolg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIuY1VMBnAs
>>29654712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiDDlebQwz8
Fembot music:
Amanda Palmer - In My Mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9WZtxRWieM
Angus and Julia Stone - Santa Monica Dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVdWqHtTPkE
Tove Lo - Habits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYM-RJwSGQ8
Laura Jensen - Single Girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMujJ7qgieE
Keaton Henson - Lying To You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6-QvBz9_lY
Giles Corey - Spectral Bride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAhQzXpBTfA
Lights - Siberia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-TKYFxx2N0
Deathcab For Cutie - Transatlanticism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3b6hDCIeDk
The Pastels - Nothing To Be Done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn-njpBoVEE
The Smiths - Asleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy0NySCmuFU
Eerie Summer - Weird Around You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNSsY8PnaKw
Varsity - So Sad, So Sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpWvlnMqLXc
The Jesus and Mary Chain - Just Like Honey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpWvlnMqLXc
How does this picture make you feel /r9k/?
confused
explain
A MAN WHO IS NOT ME IS RECEIVING FEMALE AFFECTION
REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29654697
I assume he's a good father.
Why do feminists believe men have it easier than women? What leads them to this? I read their articles but they seem to ignore anything about life being easier for women.
>>29654673
They don't believe men have it easier in every facet of life, but they rightly believe that many times men do have an advantage.
However, if a person calls themselves a feminist without acknowledging how male AND female privileges interact, then they're not seeing the whole picture, and their insistence that sexist hurts ONLY women shows they are sexist themselves, and part of the problem.
It's not a zero-sum game.
>Why does a victim identity social activist group that was created to cause divisiveness in society see itself as victims and promote divisiveness?
>>29654957
>inb4 edgelords who came here from facebook meme pages tell you to gtfo
How do I just get up and go travel the world for a year? What do I do when I get back, if I have no life skills and I will need a job? And does any robots when to get together in a group and go travel the world together?
I'd be down. I can fly for nearly free too.
>>29654699
How? Family member works for airports?
>>29654813
Mom is a stewardess, yeah.
*blocks your path*
*jacket billows in the wind*
This is the end of the road for you...
No. 4U. *unzips dicks*
>>29654669
*spits in portable spitoon TING* step aside pardner, I gots to go see a fella about a mule...
*poncho flowin in the wind*..three coffins filled today, I'd hate to make it four...
>>29654767
*Pulls up in a caddy with 10 inch rims* "Ayy yo hol up" smacks lips
Creativerse is a good free Minecraft clone on Steam.
Come play with me on the server: "r9k comfy" , Europe (by Ghost).
Server is fresh, PvP and TNT is off to prevent griefing.
You can "buy" small piece of land to be only one able to build there your base (for in-game obtainable coal).
No rules, just have fun, everyone starts with all builder powers.
Don't be shy and come play on r9k comfy server with me, I am deadly bored being all alone
>>29654802
Aren't we all?
orgnl
>>29654946
I love to have other people running around the map, building, mining, or whatever.
there are 7000000000 people in earth
there is 57 million square miles of land in earth
that means equal distribution of land comes out to about 5 acres per person
it's considered that over half of earths land is not habitable so it really comes down to about 2 acres. that spaces people apart about the distance a person can throw a baseball
Fuck baseball
>>29654667
you saying we need a nuclear war or super disease to thin the heard?
>>29654800
I'm not OP but to me this means that the earth has enough resources for all of us, but we are poorly managing it.
>July 1st
>6 months ago was 2015
holy shit?
What the fuck have you done since then?
Finished my fourth year of engineering school, enrolled in a management masters program, travelled Europe, fucked a few sluts, worked out a lot, hiked, and read.
:^)
>>29654656
>6 months ago
That was January ya doofus.
Oh, anyone care for a smoke?
ITT: General cuckold thread
Would you be able to watch your crush getting fucked by Chad while you're all watching it in the background tied to a chair?
If not; related to that, how emotionally sterile are you about it, ie. how much has cuckold porn made you spiritually and morally numb? (describe it with a concrete example)
Do you imagine your crush/ex-gf/gf and your bully together while watching cuckold porn in general?
etc etc etc
So, are you paid to post these threads? Or how does that work? ect ect ect
It is simply inevitable.
>>29654610
who's the girl
badadingdong
My gf is a girl I met on tinder. Is this a bad idea?
>>29654582
wear a condor
>>29654582
potentially. there are good girls who use it as a dating app. ask her if shes ever had casual sex with a dude off tinder, thats the real deal breaker
This isn't the board for this thread. Mods, please
"So what do you like to do in your free time, Anon?"
What do you say, robots?
"Well... Xev Belringer, what I like to do on my free time is read books, listen to music, baking, and making cosplays"
On Saturday mornings I package and deliver sandwiches for the homeless
>>29654634
What kind sandwiches and what kind stuff do you give homeless people?
>gun-grabbers completely and utterly BTFO
>>29654567
>not being allowed in an airplane
Every time gun nuts make leeway with an argument, they eventually reveal how retarded they are.
>>29654693
>tfw can't take my gun to a polling place
>>29654567
you guys really want to take the right to defend yourself away
