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Which is worse, dressing badly because you're an out of touch autist who doesn't care, or dressing badly because you're "interested in fashion" like the people on /fa/?
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>>29647574
the second one, imo. with the first one, you at least acknowledge you look bad. what's your outfit of choice, OP?
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>>29647637
>what's your outfit of choice, OP?
underpants, shirt, jumper, trousers, belt, socks, shoes
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>>29647574
Definitely the latter. Fuck those try hard /fa/ggots.

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Post your feels music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJaGsk3e5ME
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjwhIzByM3E
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stq78ASf1UI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bb6yvlkT9M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft5_PughEIA

My feels are abstract and calculated.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmOb5H8kL30

i am a pretentious faggot but this makes me sad.

you guys think suicide squad will be any good?
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>>29647548
im a little excited for the new joker.
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>>29647548
>Ben Affleck is batman and in a total of 39 minutes in the film.
>Joker looks like a fucking faggot covered in tattoos with metal teeth.
>Poor casting choices for a lot of the members of suicide squad.
Hopefully this film flops hard.
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I wanna see it but at the same time I hope it's a colossal failure

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>masturbated 5 times today
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Take a break anon. You've earned it.
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Beat ya by 3. But i also laid 2 with the mrs
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way to spank that thing bro.
show it who's boss.

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ITT: Little things that autistically piss you off

>Reading comments on disqus on a topic (doesn't really matter what it is)

>one person interjects with a comment on a person and says "sorry if I misspell their name"

Like why is it so fucking hard for you to google the correct spelling, you fucking retard. You're on the internet with the sum of human knowledge at your disposal, you have no excuse to misspell a word.
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People looking at their phones when you're showing or telling them something is my biggest pet peeve.
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>>29647439
>people smiling or having fun

FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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chewing noises
smacking hands against table every fucking time
attention whores when it doesn't affect me at all
ppl trying to be someone they are not when it doesn't aftect me at all

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FEMBOTS

Would you date a guy who had mommy issues?

Would your mother date a guy who had mommy issues?
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mom son wincests are my favourite. i hate sister brother ones
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>>29647437
>mommy issues
How exactly would this manifest in a relationship? People want to act like everything is just left and right, two sides of the same coin. But mom/dad relationships are rather different. The worst thing a mother can do to a male is turn him into a fag.

"Daddy issues" with females is way different. Women can be psychologically wrecked by what their dad did/didn't do. Some women have fucked up feelings about their father simply because he wasn't around.
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>>29647437
no such thing as a fembot
Oh Gee how many times do I have to say this...

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Just 1 more hour until neetbux kick in
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damn ur good
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>>29647452
I am waiting outside the bank as we speak
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>>29647432
enjoy your 20$ that you will never feel accomplished for because you know you didnt earn it. Cant wait till Trump is president and cuts your neetbux and you go starving, filthy neet

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Alright robots, let's make a yugioh deck. you can add up to 10 cards each, it must be legal accordign to the list, and i will play it in DN unrated.
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>>29647382
I'm down.

Want good cards? meme cards? Steer me in a direction.
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petit moth
petit angel
petit dragon
time wizard
pyramid turtle
ancient gear
toon world
moki moki
ojama trio
a cat of ill omen
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Zone Eater
Reckless Greed
Cardcar D
Bad Aim
Dark Snake Syndrome
Ceasefire
The Wicked Worm Beast
Blackwing - Gale the Whirlwind
Magic Cylinder
Dark Bribe

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>tfw 4 years ago excited by the prospect of making a thread to announce finally turning 18
>now that it happens feel like life is passing by faster and faster each year and my entire youth was wasted, and that it is all only going to go down hill from here
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>>29647352
welcome to 4chan, here is your funny image, go away
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>>29647352
Grats. Is this your first legal post?
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>>29647417
Thank you, that is a very vascular hand.
>>29647539
Yes. It was very lackluster.

Too late now!

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OK so I might actually score a date on Tinder and I need to know if I sound like a sperg or not

here's the situation

>match with girl on tinder 6/10
>she sent me first message with kissing emojis
>make boring small talk for a bit
>takes me hours to reply but she always replies back right away
>says she's out of town for a week visiting her family and she's ''sorry she's so far away :(''
>ask her when she gets back and if she has plans for summer
>says this

Am I too forward? I feel like this is flawed in some way.
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Erase the 'get to know you better', it sounds off. Leave it at 'hang out'. Maybe suggest something specific if youre feeling froggy.

Look man, if it doesnt work, think of it as practice. Review and learn. I had many failed, awkward as fuck craigslist dates with insane and unattractive women before I met my wife.
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personally id delete the second sentence and
>and get to know each other?
>what do you like to do?
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You sound desperate

Cut out the top part

Never respond to women with shit like 'haha"

It's pretty much code for "friend zone me"

Then do what the guy above said

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Why do you losers drink?
It does nothing for me, except make me a bit shaky when walking and slow reaction, it does not dull the emotional pain, it's all still there.
It's throwing money down the drain, do you losers only drink because of media and social brainwashing? Because that's what the cool kids these days do to "let some steam out"?
Fraking normies.
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Same tbqh pham
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>>29647316
Honestly, it provides a good avenue of socializing and it distracts me from the things I hate about myself by adding one. Also there are some just really phenomenal bourbons and ryes out there
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>>29647344
>a good avenue of socializing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Poor
>Computer going obsolete with the times
>Losing my passion for vidya
>Drudging life everyday

Who /justwannaendit/ here
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just keep on going to see how bad it can get
when u reach rock bottom u can only go up
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>>29647448
Or be stuck at rock bottom forever....
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>>29647273

I feel ya, OP. I recently bought overwatch and I barely feel the urge to play it. Wasted $40 of my NEET money on some worthless game hoping to feel fun again. But I need something to take my mind away. Without distractions I break down.

Life is a waste

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>>29647210
cartoon network wont allow this
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>>29647210
who are you and why do you want to hurt her.

leave her alone.
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I googled "Marky" and all these images from Mark Whalberg are making me uncomfortable
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I would like to take her out on a date. Is she still in Alaska for the summer or RI?

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THIS IS THE (you) THREAD
ALL REPLIES IN THIS THREAD GETS A (you)

WARNING: IF YOU ARE NOT LOW ON (you)S YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD!!! ONLY (you) POOR ANONS ALLOWED
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(You) this to get 1000 (You)s from my spambot 100% free 100% legal
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Can I have some you plsssss
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>>29647368
HERE IS YOUR (you) PLEASE ENJOY IT CAREFULLY

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if you're not balding you're a normie
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If you don't have a mature hair-line you're a normie.
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Balding is a meme
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>not bald
>choose to shave my head to near baldness
>even if I were bald I wouldn't care

I always laugh at fags being afraid of going bald. It's not that big of a deal nerds.

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