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27 yr old worthless poorfag ugly dropout socially retarded KHV NEET living with his parents in a shithole here

i have to get a job bad. been applying all over but no luck. anyone ever work in shitty fast food? how long would a worthless person like me last until having a panic attack at all the angry normalshit customers and quitting? Ive tried NEETbux but my state is shit and I got turned down twice
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Lol just fuckin kill urself
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>>29645754
Keep applying anon, you'll get there.
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I work as cashier and 98% of the customers you run into are fine. Think about everytime you ordered fast food, you probably dont even remember the cashiers you spoke to

But it literally takes one customer to ruin your entire day and ive had it happen. Theyll make some special order that takes extra time then complain when its not ready in the 0.0034 seconds they expect it to be ready it. This holds the line up and makes other customers angry (not at you really but just angry in general). then when they get it they complain even more.

i work at mccucks so it might be different there than other places but overall its not bad you can get promoted easily in a few months if you arent autistic

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I want to ejaculate into her womb so that she produces a child for me.
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>>29645739
Subtle. I see what you mean...
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While you can have more than one woman bear your child, it would get very messy with those child support payments. Anon, I believe you should be more discerning with finding a woman to bear your children.

Don't be so quick to pump your seed into strange holes.
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>>29645739
no one ejaculates into wombs. you are literally so goddamn stupid.

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I'm off to infinitechan, see you later!

normie cunts
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>>29645713
infinitechan's r9k is dead tho
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>>29645713
its just a slower 4 chan, but atleast the webms have fucking sound!!
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You'll be back. All of the boards there have a molasses tier speed.

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this link...was uploaded to redchannit
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what a pure maiden waifu
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>>29645768
Excellent post.

>>29645733
Dreadful post.
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bumping this thread because it's very important that everyone sees it

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Was he chad?
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>>29645684
Did you even watch the fucking movie?

He's called Shrek, not Chad, you dumb cunt.
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>>29645738
So you're making waffles?
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>can easily win any fight
>steals someone's girl

Definite chad desu.

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>barely pass highschool with a C grade, nearly failed in maths
>parents are buttmad
>be NEET for 3 years
>interested in programming so, teach myself programming, and make cool stuff
>also learn microcontroller programming
>22 now, dad enrolls me into a CS course in a college by paying big money
>"son I hope you're aiming for a job at Google"
>why would i dad?
>"I thought it was every youngsters dream, what's your dream anon?"
>I want to research AI
>gets mad that I don't have the dream of getting a job at some big name company

Why must people be like this? And then they wonder why I avoid them
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>>29645644
Just use this experience as a springboard to not be like your father, and to follow whatever you want to do with your life
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>>29645644
nice dubs.
when you get rich don't pay for your dad's retirement home to get back at him.
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>>29645644
I mean, you could just get a job that pays good and research AI as well.

I kinda understand why your dad got mad.

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please help.

I used to be able to fap to normal porn - hetero, lesbian, milf, etc.

Then I could only fap to interracial (black male white female)

Then interracial cuckold only

Then interracial bisexual cuckold (prep bull, etc.)

Now I can literally only fap to gay cuckold. WHere the bull fucks and cums in the hubby

like this

http://xhamster.com/movies/990371/i_fuck_hubby_while_wife_films_and_cums_in_his_ass.html

how do i reset?
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>>29645609
Oh my god I hope this is bait. If it isn't please consider suicide.
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>>29645609
literally just stop watching porn for a long while.
there is no other answer.

go on NoFap for as long as is necessary, possible until you get any kind of sexual activity with a female.

Porn fucks up your brain, just stop watching for a while.
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>>29645609
We had that thread yesterday and you finally got serious not-memey answers and yet you keep starting these threads.... fucking hell.

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I want to masturbate but I have company
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>>29645568
Tell them to jerk you.
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Go "take a shit"
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>>29645568
start beating it in front of them, they will leave and not come back.

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In order to be truly redpilled, you must consider both sides of an issue. Black people are as degenerate as they are today because of whites. Back in the day, white landowners denied mortgages to civilized black folk because of simple hatred. The "hood culture" today is a result of this act. Niggers nig today because of what our ancestors did. We don't have to feel responsible for this development. However, we can act as one and use our power to help to reverse this issue in our lifetimes. If we want to eliminate hood culture and make America great again, then we have to try.

sorry if this is a bit incoherent. I'm schizophrenic and drunk but I'm speaking from the heart. I am disillusioned.
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>>29645535
This actually makes a lot of sence. Do you have any other words of wisdom Schizho-senpai
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>>29645535
>"hood culture"
And yet the so-called progressives do everything to support it. Divide-and-conquer, always.
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>>29645535
niggers nigged back before white people came to africa you retard. the only difference is now they jump up and down on car roofs instead of lion ribcages.

I haven't eaten anything in 2 days.
My chest hurts not sure if it's my heart or lungs
should i continue to starve myself for a 3rd or eat something?
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>>29645518

You'll be fine sempai.
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>>29645518
Yea bruh food is a meme!
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>>29645518
Just drink more water, bro.
We should all be able to handle at least three days without food. Just think about the muslims and their rammamdan

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>almost 23 years old
>literally look 15
>go around town doing wagecuck cleaning job with my boss
>some granny asks me if im in middle school
>someone else thought my boss was scamming him because he brought a kid along

how am i even suppose to find a real job after i finish uni if the first impression i give is a literally kid?

>tfw also losing hair
>i just might become an abomination of a balding 30 year old teenager
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>>29645448
If you're able to grow decent facial hair, try that. Dress older than your age? All I can think of
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>>29645448
Got a picture?

Original
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>>29645502
no facial hair. my face literally looks like a kid. i think my proportions are pretty kiddylike too. this is beyond not dressing my age. my physical being is literally a 15 year old.

>>29645542
no, fuck off with this /soc/ shit

Do you believe in a deity of some sort?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10635384
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10635384
http://www.strawpoll.me/10635384
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10635384

Why or why not?
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>>29645433
GOD WANTS TO swallow your semen
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>>29645433
I guess it would come down to what counts as a diety, but I believe there is some higher power or order that created and shaped the universe, even if it's just the higgs boson
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>>29645433
I don't know shit about the universe, and neither does anyone else

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>tfw world wide web made you mentally ill
Internet was a mistake, it is nothing but trash.
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>>29645427
That's like blaming guns for violence
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>tfw you realize your life would be immeasurably better if this were the 1970s
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Pretty much
Lots of misdirection, brainwashing and conditioning going on. Plus the constant hatred (which is not tied just to 4chan, really. Most popular social platforms have the same undertones) takes its toll.

I've definitely had some neuroses encouraged and inflamed to the point where I'm near schizo now

Why do normies ruin everything?
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>>29645399
I blame the jews/ illuminati or perhaps even the hillary clinton memers
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fugggg that hits close to home
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>tfw always quiet and nice
>tfw mercilessly destroy people in video games because when I was younger, it was literally all I had, so I got retardedly good
>tfw act like a completely different person when in the virtual world

Is that pic me? I think it is

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>tfw taking Xanax after feeling super anxious all day
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>tfw taking placebo pill after a day of feeling normal
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>>29645408
>taking SSRIs at night
ISHYGDDT
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>>29645429
I do generally since zoloft makes me very tired.

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